Walking

[EZ_ozzes]

You know what I decided today? Walking sucks. You go slow, its no fun, and I hate it. If I didn't get weird looks when I did it I'd skip everwhere I go. Its faster, probably healthier, and a hell of a lot more fun. But noooooooo, I'd be making a bad impression because society tells us we should be walking. I'm young and I've got the energy, why shouldn't I be skipping? "Peter that joke was as lame as FDR's legs." -Brian on the Family Guy.

[Lisboa]

If you're a woman with bouncy breastestes you can skip all day long and no one will stop you.

[EZ_DreambringerAB]

I second the bouncing boobies deal...please skip if your female

[EZ_Nyssa Rainwhisper]

Bouncing boobies can hurt. Although if you grab them for support, it can have a different, yet appealing effect.

[EZ_DreambringerAB]

Nyssa, I love you

[Krimzan]

I think if I was a girl I'd get a breast reduction if a sports-bra didn't do it. I've seen some girls run and it's just like...man that CAN'T be good for your back.

On topic: I love walking. Right now it's one of the few things I can do without my thighs being very angry with me. My Tuesday/Thursdays go: Karate @ noon, class, Running @ 4:45, Capoeira @ 8. I did 5/16ths of a mile past my goal for today, and I'm hoping to be able to finish the workout @ Capoeira tonight. Then I'm done till Sunday! (Unlike Wednesday morning when I have rock-climbing...it's tough when you can hardly walk let me tell you )

[EZ_Synrax]

Don't get me started on how ridiculous speed walking looks. I say skip away!

[EZ_Nyssa Rainwhisper]

Jiggling and impact hurts even A cups in a sports bra on occasions. I doubt a breast reduction surgery in such case would be feasible.

[EZ_DreambringerAB]

I don't see how you could really hurt with A cups...but I still love you Nyssa...atleast A's are always perky

[DarthEnder]

Skipping is bad for the knees. "Classes are not that out of balance -AbsorEQ"

[Kaielen]

I was going to try to type something witty and sarcastic...

Truth is, women walking/running/jumping is just awesome.

Do jumping jacks. You'll get more phone numbers.

Edit: Oh, and if all else fails you could have Nenjin drive you where you're going. Edited by: Kaielen at: 9/26/03 4:22 am

[EZ_ozzes]

thanks for all the advice...

its just too bad im not a big breasted woman.

or a woman at all.






but thanks...
really.

[EZ_Prenn]

Way to go, guys.




I as well hate walking. I am not in good enough shape to run everywhere 100% of the time, but walking is so pathetically slow that I powerwalk any time I am outdoors and not matching my pace to somebody else's. I pass people with a foot on my height constantly walking around the campus. [i]

[Krimzan]

Powerwalking around campus? Geez. There is almost never anywhere on campus that I want to get to THAT badly. I show up to classes when I get there (this is also why I don't wear a watch). If there's anywhere I want to get to fast, chances are I don't want to be sweaty when I get there.

[Nenjin]

I hope you don't have a weak stomach...

[Yalum]

Quote:thanks for all the advice...

its just too bad im not a big breasted woman.

or a woman at all.Who says you have to be a woman? I had no trouble putting on a few pounds once I wasn't a broke and carless college student...

*bouncy, bouncy*

[EZ_Nyssa Rainwhisper]

I'm not a guy, but I reckon man boob bounce feels a lot different than actual boobie bounce since men tend to have less nerve endings and other ducts in that area...I could be wrong though.

[Yalum]

Actually, I imagine man boob physics are complete different from an actual set of mammaries, I've never paid attention...

*flashes back to the scene of Homer Simpson running in the X-Files episode*

If nothing else, keeping the belly in line takes your mind off it.

[EZ_Northerner]

I smell a govenment grant here... Celeris Tujimson
Maurading Deceiver of The Nameless

I would never die for my beliefs, because I might be wrong.
Bertrand Russell

[EZ_nekoken]

Walking does suck. Run instead.

[EZ_Montag McCleaud]

Why not get a set of these?

www.superdairyboy.com/poweriser.html

you'll be the coolest kid on the block

[TeanninBramblefeet]

Wow... sadly I actually wouldn't mind a pair of those if they were cheaper (Excuse me if I like to jump high and not screw up my shoes!)

All that glitters... Even the stars
All things precious... Even your life
The King of Bandits can steal them all
In the blink of an eye

[EZ_Nyssa Rainwhisper]

Those remind me of Forrest Gump.

[EZ_Bondori Zafiro]

Quote:give users from 130 lbs to 220 lbs the ability to jump up to 6 feet in the air and take running strides of up to 9 feet in length

Kick ASS! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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adj.
1. Deviating from what is ordinary, usual, or expected; strange or peculiar.
2. Random and unusual death to sea turtles. * *

[EZ_Dihce]

Gives users the ability to kick someone in the ASS from 7 feet away

~D

[EZ_Dading001]

those things look so freaking awesome, i wish i had some...

[Lisboa]

Wonder how your knees feel after using them.

[EZ_jolla]

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Read it and weep. Jolla Petbane, level 65 Enchanter
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