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freonsmurf
10-06-03, 11:22 PM
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Can't watch more than a few minutes of the show, but last week
They were eating dinner. Waitress brings a dish.
Jessica: I don't eat buffalo.
Laughter.
Random Chick: They are buffalo wings.
Jessica:Buffalo Wings? I still won't eat it.
Nick: It's chicken, every see a buffalo with wings?
Jessica: Ohh, didn't think about it like that.
She is so @#%$ stupid it boggles the mind. On the other hand she has a body that won't quit.
It's only wrong if you get caught.If consequences dictate my course of action I should play GOD
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EZ_Zulian
10-06-03, 11:53 PM
Hahah, yeah, I always get a laugh out of the little promos I catch for it.
I think my favorite is the tuna discussion.
"Is it chicken, or is it fish?" "Age and wisdom don't always go together, I've found. ... Some people just become stupid with more authority." -- Terry Pratchett
Greldek
10-07-03, 01:16 AM
What sucks is the two stupidest women in america have their own show, and are rich..
(Her and Anna Nicole Smith)
It really does make me wonder how people this stupid can survive. I am honestly surprised they haven't just stabbed themselves to see the pretty blood or something. ~
EZ_Zulian
10-07-03, 01:31 AM
You can't be serious Grel. All exageration aside, Jessica Simpson is much more ditzy than she is stupid. Anna Nicole has the IQ of a mentally challenged rock. Jessica Simpson just has...bouts of stupidity :P "Age and wisdom don't always go together, I've found. ... Some people just become stupid with more authority." -- Terry Pratchett
They played a clip from the show on the radio this morning.
She said "I'm not a very good tryer-clotheser-oner."
That's more than just ditzy.
EZ_BD Nightfall
10-07-03, 05:23 AM
I don't know about that, she seems pretty damn dumb to me...
Krimzan
10-07-03, 05:23 AM
My roommate would make a great partner for her. Some of his wisdom:
"Dude, I just put my hand on my scanner, and it scanned, and I got a hand...so I could get like a girl to put her boobs on the scanner, and I'd get boobs!"
Him (having been sick for 2 days): ...yeah I'm better today, but I wouldn't want to try, like, milk or anything.
Me: Yet you are cooking a steak as we speak
Him: Yeah, man, I need some fiber!
Me: *pause* There's no fiber in steak.
Newpaper headline in 6 months...
"Nick Lachey beats wife to death with crowbar, claims mental distress"
Nick: "I know I married her for her bod and not her brain... but DAMN, she didn't even know Chicken of the Sea was tuna!"
Darkefang
10-07-03, 06:35 AM
I don't think Jessica Simpson necessarily is as jaw-droppingly stupid as Anna Nicole, she is a product of what happens to child performers with bad parents. Apparently, she spent her entire childhood on the road. She never really went to school and never read anything. She hasn't ever even done stuff like go shopping or do any kind of chores. All she has ever done is perform like her parents trained her to do, like people train seals to toot horns for fish.
When she got married and moved into her own house, it was the first time she ever had to do anything, or even think, on her own. Its very sad, if you think about it. And its not like her music is cutting edge material that has changed the face of music forever. Its the happy crap kind of junk that nobody over 11 years old listens to anyway.
DarthEnder
10-07-03, 07:41 AM
Now you've made me stop and think... "Classes are not that out of balance -AbsorEQ"
EZ_Boot Disk
10-07-03, 07:27 PM
Krimzan, that totally sounds like things I would say. =P "Scis, semper cogitabam unicornes erunt prodigii, atque?"
"Itaque," dixit unicornis,"si tu mihi accredideris, ego tibi accredam."
Pyrocat Moonstalker
10-07-03, 08:56 PM
ph jebus that's creepy! Make her evil fake too white smile go away!
It was missing something...