Hey, stupid drunk girl, GET THE HELL OFF MY BED!

[EZ_Tabbran]

So, today was my cousin's wedding. He's more like my older brother than my cousin, and my parents love him like he was one of their sons, so we have the wedding and reception and everything in our house.

It's a beautiful ceremony, reception is fun, there's probably a hundred people on the premesis at any point in time, cars up and down the street, and naturally alcohol flowing like Prohibition is tomorrow.

Now, brings us to the subject at hand. I duck away and decide to play some Viewtiful Joe in my room, minding my own business, everything's goin' on outside. When all the sudden one of my younger brother's (obviously inebreated) friends walks in my room, goes onto my bed, and passes right out. It's not like she couldn't see me, I was playing video games right there. I said "Hi" and she smiled at me, like this was perfectly natural, and then collapsed.

WHAT THE HELL?

I puzzle at this for a moment, I mean, it was the most alien and foreign concept I've ever experienced. I don't know about you all, but if I'm so retardedly drunk, I don't go into random WELL LIT rooms in houses with PEOPLE IN THEM to pass out. This disturbs me so much, I have to pause Joe action and go find someone to get this stupid bitch out of MY FRIGGIN BED.

Finding her boyfriend, or whatever, I still don't know who she is, nor care. He gathers her up, she can't even stand now. We drag her out and into my brother's room, let him deal with it when she hacks. If she did it in my bed, I woulda smacked the taste outta her mouth.

Anyway.

WHAT THE HELL?

And before anyone makes some joke about not looking gift horses in the mouth, I wanted no part of it. None.

Productive night, though, I beat two Joe bosses. Safehouse Minority Terror Squad Commander

[EZ_Prenn]

Surprise se...wait. Sensei Pren{Dragon Army}[Tribunal Server]
So I take shelter in tomorrow
Tomorrow will bring a brand new day
Think I can make it right tomorrow,
Think I need more sleep today...

[shehab aldean]

you should have rolled ( if you can't carry ) her out

no one saw her enter your room right ?

[EZ_calabee]

So mean =|

[EZ_Prenn]

Calabee and Tabbran, laying in a bed
Getting along ver-y bad-ly
First comes Joe
Then comes vomit
9 months later, a baby hobbit.

[EZ_calabee]

nicely put. The fact I can't stop laughing at the the simpsons right now on TV is a very odd feeling, it's quite attractive while wanting to turn it off.

But for now, since I watched it long enough tonight, 2 episodes =( It's gonna be turned off. But hey.. the door to my room will still be left opened tommorow for someone opened it before I woke up. *Mommy*!

But hey.. guess what, im not that close to mommy after all. But I can still follow her leading dance.

''You've got mail'', made that marvelous sound as I opened up my comp this morning, $&*#&*@ wish someone would tell me how to stop it, GRRRR. Edited by: calabee at: 10/12/03 4:42 am

[EZ_SilllyyLaurie]

Uh? stupid drink girl?

[EZ_calabee]

errm.. ok now im kinda confused. as to whoever Laurie is


Quote:SilllyyLaurie

Quote:Uh? stupid drink girl?

Quote:stupid drunk girl

guess there's your escapee for you. How was the puking? =| think shehab mighta just solved your mystery. what a genius that man is.

BAD DRUNK GIRL!

[EZ_SilllyyLaurie]

I beg your pardon? I'm sorry if I tried making a funny like so many of you smart mens seems to do. This is actually my new rogue's name on Fennin Ro, I only changed the board handle a bit for my real name is Laurie. And since this is a rogue's board. I've been reading it on and off the last few days.

Puh-leeze. watch who you blame before being lost in your own bed, seems you were lying in a similar bed from what Prenn said, huh??

So Tabbran, how hard were those Joe bosses anyways? Think it's what's really important here.

[EZ_Halen]

Quote:I woulda smacked the taste outta her mouth.

Well, my respect for you just quadrupled. Halen Taz : 62 assassin : Tholuxe Paells <Doomed Legion>
Syrinne Taz : 62 heirophant : Tholuxe Paells <Doomed Legion>

[EZ_calabee]

hmm. Im talking about the simpsons here. yeah they're more fun to watch with 4tv's, your point exactly? Oh right.. the fact she never walked inside.

btw Halen, hi, go read some ghey discussions when you're done jacking off.

Fyi: the girl might just puke unless you treat her right or at least guide her to the right places, I think.
Edited by: calabee at: 10/12/03 5:59 am

[Jhani Vandolay]

"Stupid drink girl" was supposed to be funny?

Halen, what was the last thing you said to Shehab? Not to claim the status of a "real professional" in any one endeavor has been a small price to pay for the many benefits and pleasures of trespassing. ~Leo Lionni

[EZ_Tabbran]

Well, the first boss I beat last night was Hulk Davidson, he was really friggin tough, until I learned his pattern. If you break his axe, he'll make napalm come from the ceiling which sucks. So you gotta make sure he just charges.

Next was a shark guy, who was a pushover, cause he takes a whole ton of damage whenever you hit him when he's panting. I died on the submarine level, so I stopped playing for the night (I was tired, too).

I couldn't have rolled her out of my bed, because next to it is where I keep all my dvd's, and that woulda damaged them, and if they got damaged -- let's just say it probably isn't "socially acceptable" to say what woulda happened.

Anyway, she was retreived, she couldn't even stand on her own, and had to practically be carried out. Where she passed out once more in my brother's room.

Anyway, Viewtiful Joe: thumbs up!

[EZ_Halen]

I said he was a broken record I may well be, but I don't repeat bad jokes, I repeat scorn for people who think beating the @#%$ out of girls is funny and/or edgy. Sucks.

p.s. where is that thread, I lost it

[Nenjin]

I'd rather walk 10 blocks piss drunk, and be accosted by unfamiliar african gynecologists offering me gay sex than pass out in someone else's bed. "They will come back, come back again, as long as the Red Earth rolls. He never wasted a tree or a leaf, why should he squander souls?"

"You're a big one....a tall drink of water, but I got to tell you, you don't look too bright. I got a son, stupid as a man who bought his stupid at a 2-for-1 sale, and you remind me of him." -Mr. Nancy

[Jhani Vandolay]

And you're livin' the dream!!!

[EZ_Gyorg]

This thread makes baby joseph slayer cry.

[Krimzan]

Whenever we have parties at my place, the door stays closed and locked. (I'm outside though, of course) The only people that get in are invited, or invite themselves, like the cute girl saying, "Let's go do some shots in your room," that gets you in the door too...

[EZ_calabee]

Quote:I'd rather walk 10 blocks piss drunk, and be accosted by unfamiliar african gynecologists offering me gay sex than pass out in someone else's bed.

Yep, but the bed was very much so inviting to only reveal a rose with thorns in the middle. A bloody bath.

Silly drunk girl got burned after all =(
GI Joe > Bad drunk girl.

[EZ_Blaze ODead]

I'm obviously not drunk enoughto follow this thread.

[EZ_calabee]

that's ok, drinking is bad for you anyways.

*added for blind peons*

Nenj, Halen, You remember how the riddler died in batman? I do. The fact he was carried on one's shoulder was so funny that he ADD'd some bored drama into it.

Grow, the, @#%$, up. The girl was feeling fine the next morning. Edited by: calabee at: 10/12/03 12:58 pm

[EZ_Geidon]

This is the part where you get up and sit on the bed and ask her how she is doin and slowly start to see if you can atleast make out with her...from there she may even take her pants off...give it a shot. Just don't be to forceful or she will go all kobe bryant on your ass.

[EZ_calabee]

Hey silly drunk girl, let go, I dont really like zapro taking down my wallish pants of fire. And while I very know how you're doing this, Im only gonna go play some Counterstrike and dance dance revolution with my pants locked to my side.

Have fun. For you didnt get any kittens this time, either. Nor ever will while keeping that attitude, which is good. But hey.

*edit* wtf a vulgar version of kitty is a censored :O
Edited by: calabee at: 10/12/03 1:26 pm

[Glip the Gnome]

/boggle

Check your E-mail Cala. Edited by: Glip the Gnome at: 10/12/03 1:33 pm

[EZ_calabee]

The icing on the cake was the best, you're right Glip

[EZ_Tabbran]

Quote:is is the part where you get up and sit on the bed and ask her how she is doin and slowly start to see if you can atleast make out with her...from there she may even take her pants off...give it a shot. Just don't be to forceful or she will go all kobe bryant on your ass.

You obviously forgot to read most of my post. It's my bed, only invited people are allowed there, she was not invited, nor will she ever be.

And anyways, making out with someone whose mouth tastes like hack == no.

[EZ_calabee]

and if the girl sees her pants being pulled down one more time she'll expose more then her virginity to you Damn drunk girls

Edited by: calabee at: 10/12/03 2:05 pm

[EZ_Dikamin Shadowassasin]

Reading through this post got me sooo lost after the first initial post. Dikamin Retired
Dwarven Rogue of the 58th season
Rodcet Nife

[EZ_Pedric Cuf]

Hrm, I'm in the same boat as Dikamin. I only got Nenjin's, Jhani's, Tabbran's, and Halen's post. And looking over that dream team and them being the ones I understood, I am very very frightened.

[EZ_calabee]

A silly blonde girl messed with a team. The team approached it. They're having fun playing with the new prey yet never pulled anything down further then their own ankles. But the girl wasn't ever welcomed, obviously.

The team is trying to make it their's or crush it.
The end. ^_^
A silly blonde girl forever lived in her own happyness.

''There's more then meets the eye said a crazy bimbo''

Im out, for the night, Joe. Edited by: calabee at: 10/12/03 4:12 pm

[DarthEnder]

Worry not folks, I can honestly say that cala is quite literally speaking jibberish. If you can't follow the thread, its because every time someone posts something on topic, cala makes a post that has nothing to do with any thread ever, much less this one. "Classes are not that out of balance -AbsorEQ"

[EZ_calabee]

keep on proving yourself right rave. im done on this thread for good.

Too bad you're still as blind, like the time you came spoke to me in game before, when I cared to play. Read, EQ.

God.

heh, jeezus is filtered.. nice Edited by: calabee at: 10/12/03 5:31 pm

[freonsmurf]

Quote:Worry not folks, I can honestly say that cala is quite literally speaking jibberish. If you can't follow the thread, its because every time someone posts something on topic, cala makes a post that has nothing to do with any thread ever, much less this one.

It's only wrong if you get caught.If consequences dictate my course of action I should play GOD

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[DarthEnder]

I assume that means you concur with my assesment Wix?

As for you Cala, who are you supposed to be? Do you even know my characters name? I'd wager you don't. And I think I'd remember talking to someone who just places random english words together.

The more I read what your trying to say actually, the more it looks like whoever you got to teach you english played some cruel joke on you and tought you the wrong words for the wrong meanings. It appears like this because you seem to spell everything correctly(bravo by the way)but the words your saying make no sense when you string them into sentences.

I think it more likely though that your just a troll who thinks its funny to not make any sense. In which case, congradulations, you hooked me. "Classes are not that out of balance -AbsorEQ"
Edited by: Ravenwinged Angel at: 10/12/03 7:54 pm

[Krimzan]

a) it's congraTulations
b) Can we ban him from NWH4J already? Please? Man, at least Kordesh was good for a laugh...and where is Xraycat?

[EZ_Gnarwar Floatingbuffalo]

dude, krimzan, youre @#%$ right. where the hell is Xraycat


"A 40oz to freedom is the only chance I have to feel good even though i feel bad"

[EZ_Ten Evenings]

Tab, havent you ever been drunk? Heh, Ive had the spins so @#%$ bad I cant tell where my **** is, much less which bed Im slamming down on.

Give her a break, she was wasted. Jeez.

[Nenjin]

I've been too drunk plenty of times, and I've never crashed in someone else's bed because I had to. People that are wasted don't care what you do and don't want them to do. Last weekend a girl was wasted in my car, and cranked my stereo up so loud it blew a speaker, while I was on the phone.

Wasted people piss me off. Being completely @#%$ up doesn't absolve you from my scorn or lack of pity.

[EZ_Ten Evenings]

So youve never pulled a real faux pas while drunk?

Thats amazing. Really, it is. Must be that your lack of perspective in this admittedly small and humorous matter is the source of your lack of sympathy for the lushes around you.

Im being funny here, but you know what I mean. Seriously, someone putting their fist through your cars windsheild while drunk = not cool. Someone puking in your bathtub and apologizing for it and cleaning it up later = okay.

[EZ_Blaze ODead]

bathtub = bed? No. If someone puked in MY bed, man or woman, they'd be hearing about it then, and when they sobered up.

[EZ_calabee]

Quote:As for you Cala, who are you supposed to be?

A guy who spilled way too much water while looking at a vase, and well.. paid or is paying, the price.
But deeper then that, hey, hi. I'm me.

Quote:bathtub = bed? No. If someone puked in MY bed, man or woman, they'd be hearing about it then, and when they sobered up.

For tr00

Quote:Quote:Worry not folks, I can honestly say that cala is quite literally speaking jibberish. If you can't follow the thread, its because every time someone posts something on topic, cala makes a post that has nothing to do with any thread ever, much less t

Yah you were right. Sorry, Rav.
Edited by: calabee at: 10/12/03 11:07 pm

[EZ_Squink McPoke]

Will you stop posting already.

Make sense or shut the @#%$ up.

[EZ_Ten Evenings]

Im saying puking in the bathtub is about as easy to forgive as crashing on the bed. Easy to fix, easy to forget.

[EZ_Spyder AK]

Hi. [65 Deceiver] Spyderak (Halfling) <Crimson Tempest> ZONE: pocak

[Nenjin]

To be honest Ten E, not really. The most embarrasing moment I've had is been hanging out with friends, getting this stupid, drunk look on my face, and running outside to find a nice, dark, quiet spot to puke and MAYBE take a short nap.

[EZ_Tabbran]

The girl looked like she was going to hack. She pulled out her cell phone to make a call from the bed, but was too bombed out of her mind to even do that, and dropped the phone. She thankfully didn't vomit in the place where I want to sleep, but that isn't the point.

She shouldn't have been in my room to begin with. The doors were closed, and I was the only one in my room (hence, it being my room). It's not like my bed is near the door, it's a fairly decent obstacle course to get there.

Fact of the matter is that I did not want some girl I did not know to be in my bed without an invitation. Inviting yourself, regardless of how drunk one may be, does not shine favorably upon you.

Besides, being drunk doesn't excuse you from being completely, stupidly, infuriatingly rude.

[EZ_Halen]

So would you really have hit her?

[Jazya]

She must have been really unattractive for you to get so upset. Your Sister in Arms,

Jazya Vechette
Deceiver () Ayonae Ro
Email | Profile

[EZ_patofnaud]

Dude, go in the kitchen, carefully break an egg into a glass, go back in your room and smear egg white on her face and go back to playing your game.

Then when she comes too, and wonders WTF happened, just /shrug and say "What? What are you talking about?" and keep playing your game.

She may think twice about flopping in some guys bed drunk next time.

[EZ_Tabbran]

Quote:She must have been really unattractive for you to get so upset.

She wasn't my type, but she wasn't exactly physically unattractive, what made me repulsed by her was her entire attitude, and the fact that she looked like she was going to throw up. I don't like vomit, I'm a sympathetic vomiter, my body doesn't think vomit should be alone. If she threw up, I woulda threw up with her, and then I would be angry, and my night woulda been ruined, not to mention my bed would have vomit on it.

I doubt I woulda seriously hit her, I probably wouldn't have been all that gentle in getting her the hell out of my room, though.

[Nenjin]

Man, what is with you people? Looks, attitude, doesn't mean a damn thing when you are @#%$ faced unless you are some date raping turd. Fall down drunk is fall down drunk. The only time "hitting it" would have anything to do with it is if you are just as plastered as she is.

"She must have been unattractive for you to get so upset".

Divine, fugly, celestial, bestial, you get the same treatment regardless of your appearance if you just stumble into someone else's room, crash in their bed, without knowing them, without asking them. Getting special treatment for being attractive(and being @#%$ faced, which makes you look like a....yeah) is lame. Stupid girls should be treated like stupid girls. If she remembers the event the next morning, maybe she'll take it as a hint not to get bombed in the company of strangers.

[EZ_Geidon]

When @#%$ like this happens i'm usually just as drunk so I would just roll the bitch over and pass out next to her so I don't wake up on the floor. As long as she don't throw up on me I don't care.

[EZ_Filan Fyretracker]

camcorder, peanut oil. today we see is she illergic to peanuts part one...........

[EZ_calabee]

Quote:She wasn't my type, but she wasn't exactly physically unattractive, what made me repulsed by her was her entire attitude, and the fact that she looked like she was going to throw up. I don't like vomit, I'm a sympathetic vomiter, my body doesn't think vomit should be alone. If she threw up, I woulda threw up with her, and then I would be angry, and my night woulda been ruined, not to mention my bed would have vomit on it.

Trust me, nor are you hers from what she told me.
Her attitude? Maybe talking to her outside the bed woulda helped and giving more directions. She did throw up. But hey, she's a sympathethic vomiter too, one who was scared more though, for words are nothing after all. And to get in one's mind, body, or soul like Joe did, was pretty much repulsing when the girl had bad experiences with warriors like you.

Next time be less precise Batman. For mentions aren't cool. And the only warnings she had were dont let 'em get to ya that much.

Quote:Words are meaningless

Understood those? I hope so. Joe: thumb is pending approval. Make it what you want. Sell out.

Shehab, Jha, you've got training to do. + 1 robot part Edited by: calabee at: 10/13/03 11:20 am

[EZ_Blaze ODead]

Calabee, for real. Stop posting. I can't figure out what your deal is, other than you are trying to make people mad. Yay, you win. Just @#%$ stop.

[Jazya]

Quote:unless you are some date raping turd.Despite my usual train of strange or sexually-charged thought, violating someone who was passed out wasn't on my mind with the last post.

Being someone who doesn't drink, I'm not around drunk people that much. I guess I wouldn't mind if a reasonably attractive person decided to come in my room while I was EQ'ing and crash on the bed. It's kind of peaceful to watch people sleep. You can call me odd, maybe even creepy for that, but not a "rapist" Your Sister in Arms,

Jazya Vechette
Deceiver () Ayonae Ro
Email | Profile

[EZ_calabee]

how about you re-read the thread with xraycat glasses and listen to Kordesh blaze

a) it's congraTulations
b) Can we ban him from NWH4J already? Please? Man, at least Kordesh was good for a laugh...and where is Xraycat?

Quote:Worry not folks, I can honestly say that cala is quite literally speaking jibberish. If you can't follow the thread, its because every time someone posts something on topic, cala makes a post that has nothing to do with any thread ever, much less this one.

Congratz, sore losers won for im banned. *hint* I was at the wedding. seriously.
Edited by: calabee at: 10/13/03 11:45 am

[Meddik]

So you were the chick that passed out?

What?

BTW, I loved this line: "my body doesn't think vomit should be alone" Trojan Horseshoes

[EZ_Halen]

Don't feed the wanker.

[EZ_calabee]

Remember how the girl found white bread on the table when she woke up? And took two bites, the strongest and richest bites she ever took? Maybe you'll take that warning for real before she takes a bite out of your bread next time. Wanker.

Im out, She knew very well what she was trying to do. You spooked the hell out of her by not being able to talk properly when needed. Congrats.

[Dorla]

It could be worse... one of my college roommate's friends use to drink so much he would lose control of his bodily functions, and always, ALWAYS tried to sleep on other people's beds. He passed out on our dorm neighbor's bed once and peed all over it... then later on that year passed out on their floor and peed everywhere. I found him on my bed once, but my roommate and myself were able to carry him off and put him in the hallway before he did any damage. People were yelling at him about it, saying he wasn't allowed in their dorm rooms... rather than thinking, "Hey, maybe I've got a problem!" he just started putting on Depends before he went out drinking. Yeah, he was a winner.

[EZ_syrupp]

heh, my three year old niece makes more sense then calabee...

[Glip the Gnome]

calabanned

Now where is my freaking tylenol. Glip the Gnome
Head Administrator: The Safehouse
Overlord of Doom: The Scurvy Dog Buffet
Where are my pants?

[Nenjin]

He's good, he managed to land a SH AND a NWH4J ban on the same day.

[EZ_Prenn]

Sounds like one of those ai bots that adapts as it is fed information. SA has one or two. Sensei Pren{Dragon Army}[Tribunal Server]
So I take shelter in tomorrow
Tomorrow will bring a brand new day
Think I can make it right tomorrow,
Think I need more sleep today...

[EZ_Tabbran]

Well his banning prevented me from proving he was most definately not at the wedding, or my house, but I guess it doesn't matter. But since I'm bored, I'll say it anyway:

There was no white bread, nor any bread at all in my house. I posted this during the wedding, after she was removed, and my computer was the only one on the internet at the time. Calabee couldn't have possibly posted unless he used my computer, which did not happen, because I don't let anyone use my computer.

Vomit is bad.

[Jhani Vandolay]

But... Fire knows fire.

[EZ_Tabbran]

Nothing was on fire at my house on saturday, sry Edited by: Tabbran at: 10/13/03 6:15 pm

[DarthEnder]

Quote:Sounds like one of those ai bots that adapts as it is fed information. SA has one or two.

Heh, you know, when I do actually go back and look at it again it really does look like that. "Classes are not that out of balance -AbsorEQ"

[EZ_lenweni]

Good looking or not drunk or not what the girl did was disrespectfull and you have a right to be ticked. I think you handled the situation admirably.

[EZ_Halen]

well, unless bots can send private EZinbox messages threatening people, he ain't Halen Taz : 62 assassin : Tholuxe Paells <Doomed Legion>
Syrinne Taz : 62 heirophant : Tholuxe Paells <Doomed Legion>

[Nenjin]

Dude, if anyone deserves threatening EZ-messages from that guy, it's me.

[Jhani Vandolay]

I don't think I understood a single post that guy made. Even less so the ones saying he was making people angry. How can people get angry reading jibberish?

Maybe when those cat translators come out we can slap one on the guy and find out wtf he was talking about.

[EZ_Ten Evenings]

Quote:rather than thinking, "Hey, maybe I've got a problem!" he just started putting on Depends before he went out drinking.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a hard drinking man!

[Gnmish Gearbinder]

Man, who let the Sphynx out of Egypt.

That was the single weirdest thing I've ever forced myself to read on The Safehouse. Weirder than HTML Help even...

That's some kinda wicked talkin in circles there.

Probably right about the AI Chat bot there... gnmish.gearbinder.ring.warden.sullon.zek
What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

[EZ_Geidon]

Man you guys need to party much harder. I'm totally down with people passing out anywhere in my house...if my bed is taken I will either roll them off or if i'm to drunk to do that I will just crash on the floor or elsewhere. Remember beer is your friend.

[EZ_Telurinon]

Glip is my hero.

Thank you, Glip.

[EZ_Blaze ODead]

It's like this Jhani: You're having a conversation with some friends in a restaurant. Suddenly, a person sits down at your table. You nor your fellow diners know who this person is. After a second of confused pause, you try to go on with your conversation, but this new person starts clucking like a chicken, everytime someone starts saying something. You ask him to stop, then to leave as he continues, but he doesn't. You eventually get angry at him for interupting you.

Durr, Halen = Jhani = Halen = etc! Edited by: Blaze ODead at: 10/14/03 4:25 pm

[Jhani Vandolay]

Crap, I'm Halen now?

[EZ_Blaze ODead]

Yes. Congratulations!

[DarthEnder]

Whats EZinbox? "Classes are not that out of balance -AbsorEQ"

[EZ_DreaDie]

While not in a thread, look at the top right of the screen. It should say something like..

Logged in as DreaDie | ezInbox

Click ezInbox. There ya go.

[EZ_Phantomfist]

Quote:Sounds like one of those ai bots that adapts as it is fed information. SA has one or two.

Calabee isn't a AI bot. He used to be a well liked and respected player on The Nameless before server moving with Crimson Tempest to MS.

Something has happened to him IRL. Drugs, mental illness or maybe a alien abduction. No one seems to know and it's impossible to get any kind of answer out of him that makes any sense.

He rambled so much on the Nameless Tavern, that not only was he banned, but most of his posts have been removed. If you troll MS board, you might find more of them there. Just make sure to take a bottle of aspirin before you start reading them. You'll need it.

Phant

[Kaielen]

Something similar happened to me once at a party. The only difference was that the girl was gorgeous (and single) and totally blitzed. She puked all over the place, so I carried her into the bathroom and tossed her into the bathtub, clothes and all, and gave her a nice ice-cold shower. When she woke up screaming, I couldn't help but laugh. After finding her some dry clothes, supervising her clean up of all the vomit, and driving her home I asked for her number.

Worst crash and burn. Ever.

[EZ_KhalenSilverThorn]

Kaielen:

No offense... but you asked a drunk (likely partly sobered up by that point), cold (due to the dunking), embarassed (due to the puking/dunking/stupor, person whom you doused with ice-cold water then laughed when they woke up screaming... for their number with the intent of asking them out?

...

Though I give you an A+ for effort and props for tending the wounded, you can't have been suprised when you took a nose dive... right?

Alturick Shadowalker
Assassin of Redemption and member of TSF

[Kaielen]

Hey...I had her laughing and talking right before I got shot down. I figured I had the chivalry thing going for me. /shrug

Edit: I tipe guud. Edited by: Kaielen at: 10/15/03 9:33 am

[Elerion]

Kaielen is probably the most interesting person to emerge from lurkerhood on the SH in a long, long time. I mean that in a good way.

[EZ_Fhiire]

You sound like a **** ...

First of all -- any guy that talks about hitting a girl , deserves to get his ass kicked, thats not cool >.<

Second of all... Calling her a bitch and stupid gives me the impression there is no way you can have a gf..Thats not how you treat a girl,even if she is drunk. So maybe thats what your bitter about? Instead of being at the party having a good time your in your room playing vidio games.

Third of all - Learn how to handle things like a man.

If the girl is in your bed drunk, and you dont want her there. Go find someone like you did , and ask them to take her home , put her to bed ect... You dont have to be swearing about it and getting all upset. being polite gets things done alot faster. And they dont make you sound like a 14yr boy that has never kissed a girl... Let alone.. had one in your bed.... OMG drunk girl in my bed.....>.<

A real man would have set the game down and made sure she was ok. he would have understood she was just drunk and let things be at that.


If I ever dated a guy that acted like you did , i'd have to kick my own ass


Edited by: Fhiire at: 10/20/03 7:48 am

[EZ_Ten Evenings]

I think Fhiire has so far made the most sense of anyone, including myself.

[Elerion]

Apart from the part where she completely misreads Tabbran's post. Tabb did not yell and curse at the girl. He did go and fetch someone to bring her out of there, without yelling and cursing. He is yelling and cursing here about it afterwards, which is pretty much what this forum is for.

Oh, and he has also once hosted The Coolest Party Not Taking Place In The Playboy Mansion Ever, so I'm pretty sure he's not a social shutin

[Aidden]

Fhiire,

you are skating close to the edge of violating rules regarding personal attacks..

Also, you might want to tone it down a bit, as you totally misread Tabs rant..

Tab is the last person you would want to call a "****". That moniker is normally reserved for myself..

[EZ_Tabbran]

Quote: Calling her a bitch and stupid gives me the impression there is no way you can have a gf..Thats not how you treat a girl,even if she is drunk. So maybe thats what your bitter about? Instead of being at the party having a good time your in your room playing vidio games.

OMFG you found me out!

[EZ_Random TM]

Quote:
If I ever dated a guy that acted like you did , i'd have to kick my own ass

What a lady, she may not know how to read or write good but she'd go through the effort of kicking her own ass to save him the trouble.

[Yalum]

So which post is more sexist?

A) She's drunk, see if she'll put out!

B) Be nice to women, they may put out!

C) Be nice to women, the weaker sex need your assistance!

D) Get the hell out of my room you drunken slob!

[Koru]

I hereby pledge that if I find an uninvited drunk guy on my bed I'll drag him out of my room and quite possibly take embarrassing pictures and leave him in a very interesting pose. Oh, and if I find an uninvited girl on my bed I'll do the same. If it's a person of uncertain gender.. well I'll have a hard time finding a pose interesting enough to leave them in it but I'll figure something out. Unless it's a friend - in which case I'll leave out the interesting pose, but they still get the rough deportation.

I'm very territorial when it comes to my bed. It's an 'invite only' sort of thing and has nothing to do with whether the crasher is pretty or not.

[Nenjin]

Hahaha, if we had a rating system on Ez-board, I'd give this thread 4 stars!

[Aidden]

Dontcha mean "4 RageBringers" idjit!!!

[Llabak Tharr]

Bah, I knew when I went to the in-laws I'd miss out on some good posting fun. Darn you mother-in-law! Darn you to heck!

[Elerion]

Title: Hey, stupid drunk girl, GET THE HELL OFF MY BED!

Platform: Rant Hall

Short Description: A quite ordinary rant about drunk people, that quite soon explodes into a plethora of unrelated flame posts and personal attacks

Pros:
- Ungrounded personal attacks
- Grounded personal attacks
- Completely irrelevant posts inciting more flames
- Halen = Jhani conspiracy revealed
- Tabbran claiming he can kick someone's ass (heh)
- Alcohol
- Bans

Cons:
- Not enough boobs

Conclusion: Overall, I rate this thread

[EZ_Fhiire]

I didn’t misread it.

In his rant she is called a bitch and stupid.

And I didn’t mean that he didn’t go get some one to get her. He did. My point was that it wasn’t to help her, or to be a nice guy but to "get this stupid bitch out of MY FRIGGIN BED." I was talking about his attitude about it. Sry that part was a miscommunication on my part.

Feel free to think, as you will about his rant. I just don’t find it very humorous for a guy to talk about how he wants to smack some girl in the face, cause she is sleeping in his bed.


Edited by: Fhiire at: 10/20/03 10:42 am

[Nocte]

This post made me immediately think T-bag photo-op.

Edit: Stupid CSC Sig busting... Edited by: Nocte at: 10/20/03 10:50 am

[Ponzi]

After Tabbran's famous party, I can't really blame him for staying in his room playing games. Any other party would have seemed boring compared to it.


As far as calab goes, I think he's a result of either brain damage or drugs.

[Nenjin]

I'm sure you've NEVER used a figure of speech, ever. There are probably groups of people in your life that think you are some kind of MASKED MURDERER cause you've said you'd like to kill someone, for pissing you off.

[Koru]

Are you kidding Nenjin? Man, you would not believe how many PETA people I had to wall up in the basement after I carried out my threat to stuff live weasels up the various orifices of people I disliked. After the last time I disembowled that guy who was talking on the cell phone in the movies I had such a mess on my hands too. I probably shouldn't have used the spork to do it - that always ends up a mess.

[Llabak Tharr]

Don't lie. There is no spork

[EZ_Aldarion Shard]

now this thread has been funny for many reasons. but for me, this topped them all:

Quote:Calling her a bitch and stupid gives me the impression there is no way you can have a gf..Thats not how you treat a girl

the implication, of course, being that there is some correlation between being nice and getting women. priceless ... I thought the human race had collectively moved on and come to understand that this is a fairy tale Veda Kai'Rin

[EZ_Random TM]

Quote:
In his rant she is called a bitch and stupid.

Someone that passes out, drunk, on a total stranger's bed in an unfamiliar house is probably not that intelligent. Hence, 'stupid.' She's also not that well-mannered, see 'bitch' or 'Fhiire.' I find Tabbran's use of 'stupid bitch' to fit the situation perfectly. Also, violence against women is a time-honored tradition, but only when it's funny.

In conclusion: It gets off the bed or IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

[EZ_Tabbran]

Quote:- Tabbran claiming he can kick someone's ass (heh)

Mind you this someone was an incoherently intoxicated girl whose as I claimed I could kick, I stood a chance!


EDIT:

Quote:After Tabbran's famous party, I can't really blame him for staying in his room playing games. Any other party would have seemed boring compared to it.

Yeah, no joke -- it was a wedding, meaning there was way too much of this:



And not nearly enough of this:



Same place in the yard, you can see the fence faintly in the second picture. Edited by: Tabbran at: 10/20/03 6:02 pm

[Mardoc the Dwarf]

I finally got aroud to reading this post....greatness....just greatness....