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EZ_Arafain
02-22-02, 08:57 AM
We recently started an advanced campaign - all characters begin at 12th level, with 3 minor magic items and 2 major magic items. DM rolled up 24 minors and 18 majors, straight out of the book's random loot table, then let us pick what our characters wanted.

One of the party is a human Barbarian/Fighter with Weapon Master prestige class, who started at 17 strength. Upon picking his gear, he somehow ended up with Gauntlets of Ogre Power (+2 str while worn) and a Manual of Gainful Exercise +5 (+5 permanent strength once read).

This puts him at 24 strength, which is a +7 bonus. However, he's also a barbarian, which allows him to rage twice per day to jack his strength up 5 more points.

This boy will be running around at 29 strength, a +9 bonus, using a two-handed masterwork weapon, with weapon feats out the wazoo. He is at +10 to hit, +16 to damage.

WITH A MASTERWORK WEAPON.

Insane!

Of course, my choices of the items didn't exactly suck either. The ring of X-ray vision, the Amulet of +5 natural AC, and the Ring of Jumping promise to be interesting - as will the Hand of Glory. -- Veteran Arafain Entreri, 60 Assassin
-- Arafein Soulstriker, 54 Champion Relic
-- Arafax Kokorozan, 20 Monk Giantfriend
-- Requiem of Souls
-- Formerly of The Rathe Server, now of Zebuxoruk
"Once, in the old west, a gentleman shot a professional gunfighter in the back. When asked why he didn't give the other chap a chance to draw, he replied, 'Well, he's dead and I'm alive and that's how I wanted it to be." -- from <u>Red Planet</u>, Robert A. Heinlein[i]

EZ_Kethaal
02-22-02, 09:42 AM
Hand of Glory is always useful, just a bit... odd to wear around town.

Jeters
02-22-02, 01:33 PM
I want a portable hole.

I asked my DM and he said no =/

bugs bunny got one =/

EZ_Kethaal
02-22-02, 02:24 PM
There was an old Dragon magazine article a while back called something like "101 uses for a Portable Hole." Really cool stuff in there.

Koru
02-22-02, 03:08 PM
We asked our GM for +1 weapons for our 8th lvl party once. He said no. He did give us a single +1 sword and some proficiency weapons though. The proficiency weapons were pretty cool - until we met the werebeasts.

EZ_Kethaal
02-22-02, 03:29 PM
&lt;old woman voice>Now what did I tell you adventurers about carring around sharpened silvered weapons? I bet you'll listen now!&lt;/old woman voice>

EZ_Swipey
02-22-02, 07:32 PM
hehe... +1 weapons all around is nice, but you really dont want to be the only one with one.

Party :"Look! A (level draining) Wight! Let Bob handle it! He's the only one with a magic Weapon! The rest of us will fight the skeletons and zombie retainers"

Bob :/em shudder....

Koru
02-22-02, 07:50 PM
Sorry. We were too busy making sure we had plenty of ropes, lots of oil, a goat or sheep, several winterblanket, ink, crowbar chalk signet rings, wigs, 6 scroll cases, silverware, sewing needle, charcoal, sheets of paper, twine, 7 bottles of rotgut, tinderbox, 5 waterskins, 1 large bag of salt, 20 small bags of pepper, several bottles, lamp, soap, whetstone, shovel, and a pole. That was just my list, the others had some more stuff. No silver weapons though. We totally forgot about silver weapons. But we were very very well prepared for anything that didn't involve requiring magical or silver weapons! Edited by: Koru at: 2/22/02 8:56:22 pm

EZ_Soulstealler
02-22-02, 09:40 PM
by far the best use of a portable hole it giving to the paly and asking him to put it in his bag of holding for safe keep!


[i]Soulstealler- Veeshan

EZ_Reinerfore
02-23-02, 05:30 AM
When my GM rolled up my Holy Avenger, he let me pick a minor(major) ability. So now im a flying paladin... RAR Superman. Even got a cape ^_^

EZ_Nerey Soltare T lan
02-23-02, 11:01 AM
my 6th level dark elf ranger that i play whenever i go home has a really cool toy: the Ring of the Ram. heheheheheheheh... in the hands of a neutral evil character, just imagine the kind of fun i had! gnome punting, anyone?

i've used it to crush npcs, crush pcs (hehe, sorry michael), break down doors, punt gnomes, punt dorfs, (sorry guys, it was the character), save my arse from being locked in a room with five angry balrogs... and a lot more! so go out and get yourself one today!

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Not-Quite-Pointy-Ear'd Backstab Machine
of the 24th Circle, Tarew Marr
Another Brick In The Fourth Wall
The Diet Coke of Evil, Jete's Cabana Boy
He who hath decided he doesn't have enough titles
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Edited by: Nerey Soltare T lan at: 2/23/02 12:03:32 pm

EZ_CethanSteelslinger00
02-26-02, 11:32 PM
Blech. That first story has the words, "Monty Hall: LETS MAKE A DEAL" ringing in my ears over and over. If I was an Autobot, I'd be:

Take the Transformers personality test at android5.com!

DarthEnder
02-26-02, 11:38 PM
aMEN Ceth.

EZ_Turlo
02-28-02, 12:00 AM
My character was happy when she found a toothpick that somehow gained sentinence. It was...annoying.

EZ_Berdusk
03-05-02, 02:40 PM
Heh. One time I was at a curio shop. Asked if I could find a bag of holding. Nope. Bag of something. Nope. Bag of anything. YES!

So now, I've got a bag which has random affects according to I believe the 2nd edition wizard spellbook additions.

Fun stuff, if a bit dangerous.