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Meddik
05-08-02, 10:47 AM
DUNGEONS and DRAGONS CLUE GAME

In an Ancient Place, in an Ancient Time. . .

It's a world of magic and monsters, of dark dungeons and powerful dragons. A group of heroic adventurers has been summoned to the Archmage's Castle. Archmage Korinon welcomes the heroes, explains that he has need for their skills and powers, then sends them off to rest. "We'll speak more in the morning." the Archmage tells them. "Do not wander around the castle in the night. It isn't safe."

In the darkest part of the night, the adventurers hear the Archmage scream. His ghostly form appears to each hero. "I have been murdered," the Archmage's ghost explains. "The murderer is a foul doppelganger, an evil creature capable of taking on anyone's form. It has replaced one of the adventurers and taken on the form of one of you. I have magically locked all of the doors leading out of this castle. No one may enter or leave until the spell is broken and my murderer has been captured."

To capture the foul creature, you must determine the answers to these questions: Who killed the Archmage? Where? and with What Weapon? In keeping with the Dungeons & Dragons theme, this edition of the Clue game also offers a special Optional Rule where players defeat wandering Monsters in order to gain more information in order to solve the crime.






This is just so sad...
I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
and I went to pick her up in the rain.
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck,
she got runned over by a damned old train.

David Allan Coe, "The Perfect Country & Western Song"

Llabak Tharr
05-08-02, 11:00 AM
No worse than *insert the name of your college/city/nation here*-opoly I guess... Llabaktharr Gigglegiggler
51 Lawncare Facilitator and gnomosexualizer of da ladies (retired)
And introducing: Heremon, Level 36 Firbolg Bard of Percival
100% socializer 53% explorer 33% achiever 13% killer and 100% lover.
AGM for Camelot, Crusaders of the Realms

Can ya dig it?

EZ_Ronix Praetoriax
05-09-02, 06:13 AM
/vomit

EZ_Matheren
05-09-02, 07:31 PM
WTF! I'll just cast true seeing, detect evil, etc etc etc. mysteries are for low level wusses

Jhani Vandolay
05-10-02, 06:54 AM
True seeing? n00b! I'll Commune! Not to claim the status of a "real professional" in any one endeavor has been a small price to pay for the many benefits and pleasures of trespassing. ~Leo Lionni

EZ_Matheren
05-10-02, 07:55 AM
I'LL WISH!

EZ_Korkin
05-11-02, 11:19 AM
The cleric did it.
On the rooftop.
With the sword.

Stupid...

EZ_Fablar
05-14-02, 03:13 PM
clerics can't use swords

(I bet someone is going to point out they can in later editions of the rules now)

Jhani Vandolay
05-14-02, 03:31 PM
No, but someone might point out the bad guy is a doppleganger!

EZ_Korkin
05-14-02, 09:43 PM
Fablar took the bait...

Caowyth
05-15-02, 11:40 AM
Heh, I kinda like the idea of it. =)

Cao

EZ_kiyotee
05-17-02, 12:10 PM
I LOVE clue, so getting to say "I believe Grabdar did it with the wand of magic missiles in the dungeon!" really cracks me up. __________________________________________________ __________
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