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Glip the Gnome
04-06-00, 10:08 PM
A while back I had started a newbie dwarven character, forget what class I was (I think warrior) to hold some stuff for a friend of mine who was twinking. We were sitting next to the bloodforge guy in the basement of the Kaladim warrior's guild when some half-elf walks in. He of coursed conned red to me at 1st and had anon on so I wasnt sure what level he was.

So I figure what the heck, I wanna have some fun. So I typed something like the following:

"Hail young adventurers! Is an honor to see such fine up and coming warriors in this fine city. I was once just like you, young and adventerous, but my axe wielding days are over. I maintain a fine living crafting special armor that I was fortunate enough to stumble upon the recipe for."

My friend who had caught on, says: What armor?

(BTW I type at around 120 WPM so this was happening rather fast but I was making it up on the spot, would have been easier if I'd had it all hotkeyed)

My Reply:

"Yes.. yes indeed. Come over next to me and I shall share my talent with you. Now I dont do this for just anyone you see, I have been blessed by the gods with the ability to craft some of the finest armor in all of Norrath, I proudly call it Bloodbane Armor"


Before my friend could type anything else the half elf says:

"What is bloodbane armor?"

My reply:

"Ahh, you wish to have the famed Bloodbane Armor do you? Well I dont just make it for any lummox you know. You must prove to me your worth by doing me a favor."


Half Elf: "what favor?"

"So you think you're worthy for the Bloodbane Armor do you? Very well then, travel to Highpass and search out an orc. Slay this orc and return to me his halberd and we shall talk further."

The half-elf leaves and me and my friend sit there and talk for a while, several minutes later he returns and the trade screen pops up. In plops.. A Shiny Brass Halberd! (my friend asked how he got it so fast after I'd left and he explained he'd had it in the bank) I quickly hit accept before he could process that it wasn't the NPC trade window, and did the following:

"Thank you very much" then I proceded to walk away.

A shiny brass halberd really wasn't worth a whole bunch to me, but I still thought it was funny as all get out. Only regret not being able to see the look on the poor chap's face. Glip the Gnome
Rodcet Nife
"Where are my pants?"

EZ_Ozaak
04-06-00, 10:30 PM
/cheer

BRILLIANT!

Now, tell us the story of your pants. I laugh everytime I read that signature. <u>Ozaak Kaazo******** *******************************</u>
Not all Dwarves are bitter old men... some are dirty too.
Bitter, dirty, old Dwarf. Humble follower of Bristlebane

EZ_Dloc Thief
04-07-00, 06:51 AM
That is classic. Wish I could type fast and still spell decently (The spelling errors in some NPCs "speeches" notwithstanding, my consistent "teh" - "the" - would be a giveaway). Dloc, thief not rogue
Lead Operative
-Balance of Paradox-

EZ_Fiae
04-07-00, 03:03 PM
Oh my god!

That is the funniest thing I've read in a long time, thanks... my co-workers now think I'm insane

(not like they didn't before)

Fiae Soulmender "The Machine"
50 Rogue Veeshan (Warden)

EZ_Ditton
04-08-00, 10:44 AM
Haha, love it. Ditton Rumblebelly
Master of melee
Level 21 Opportunist, why do people insist on calling me a thief?

EZ_Rydall Nevermore
04-11-00, 10:50 AM
Another "Opportunist".

We get around, eh?

Glip the Gnome
04-11-00, 02:13 PM
Yeah, guess you could say that. To be honest I really didn't expect anything. When he left I thought it was over. Woulda kinda be fun to try it again sometime (and remember to log it so I can post here) to see if it worked again... Edited by Glip the Gnome at: 8/5/00 2:02:39 am

Fricka
04-12-00, 08:29 AM
I'm know I'm late on this but...
That was the funniest thing I've read in awhile. I've only just got in to this section of the Safehouse but I'm enjoying my stay.
Fricka
Shanks - Vallon Zek
Fricka curtsies elegantly...while picking your pocket

EZ_Dionysoos
04-20-00, 04:21 PM
That was sheer brilliance my man. Well done.

This doesn't even come CLOSE, but last week I was roleplaying with my Druid (who, amazingly, is a bit of a troublemaker) and this was during a Q&amp;A session with some idiot Guides. Anyway, I was getting a bit bored, so decided to have some fun, cue auction

Anarchonium auctions: Those shiny swords the Guides carry. 2pp.

This was met with some laughs from the people in the audience, but some simple fellows started to give me tells, asking for stats. One particular guy spoke in caps so I decided to have fun with him. I called him over to see the swords, put a dagger in the window, and he promptly replied with 2pp (without checking the stats, or failing to see that it clearly wasn't a sword). Dumbfounded, I clicked Trade, he bowed, and I walked away laughing at his idiocy.

Wish I'd done it with Dion. A Rogue Gnome would have been so much better at that.

Dionysoos.

Kambic
08-06-00, 08:47 PM
ROFL to both the above stories heh.

I can't really do that on RZ though heh, PC's names are red ;)


Kambic 12
Canbik 17
Two Shortling Necromancers of Melee, partakers of the Silent Vigil
Rallos Zek

Thwick
05-03-04, 12:17 PM
Hilarious.


hah, hate to bring up oooooold posts like this, but it's just too funny.