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EZ_Holtsville
07-22-02, 07:17 PM
I have to say, Neverwinter Nights has some incredibly well written, hilarious parts in it. The two of my favorite so far have been the remains of the dead guy who asks you a question in chapter 2, and Tomi's story in chapter 3. Except maybe he should have been a sorcerer's apprentice instead of a wizard's...
EZ_Hummerlein
07-22-02, 08:18 PM
tomi's stories are always hilarious.
i also like the little stuff, like for instance, when i made a monk. i didn't find any good armor for a while and didn't like the look of the newbie clothes so i was strutting around naked. an amazing amount of people around town made comments about it, even ophala cracked a joke at my expense about it.
also, you get a lot of weird reactions from npcs with low charisma (or get to make fun remarks with low int)
trying to get luce in bed is nigh impossible with 6 charisma
EZ_FedaTheMonk
07-23-02, 10:34 AM
my friends half-orc barbarian, gets poisoned/diseased or sum'n int is like 3 or so...
walks up to Aribeth...
4. Me needs da healing, please.
or sum'n like that, we laughed our asses off all night long.
actually if you pull apart the conversation logs there is actually a command in there for it to give different responses from you if you have sub par intelligence. I thought it was a great idea and I've started to incorporate it into my modules.
Loreleli
07-26-02, 04:09 AM
the inn, back room - noticed some hay, clicked on it - it said something like: hay is for horses. lmao!!!
I don't know why, but a week later, find that funny
NWN henchmen are great. BG & BG2, they group members kept talking, it would get irritating at times!
EZ_Acinonyx SW
07-26-02, 04:20 PM
I can't remember what game this was, but:
I was at a friends house and he was playing it before we hit our pnp game and I saw one of his party members was a Modron.
Then I heard it say something like *Did you know I had 6 sides?* I can't remember the other party members response but I found that hilarious.
I laughed for days on end. We'd call each other and out of the blue in a conversation we'd ask the other if they knew we had 2 feet, or 10 fingers and such. OMFG we were out of our minds.
I'm giggling now just thinking about it. hahaha!
Baroness Acinonyx Lanoche
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Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?Edited by: Acinonyx SW at: 7/26/02 5:21:06 pm
EZ_Xelbaaz
07-30-02, 01:16 PM
=/
I feel like I've missed something...
*shrug*
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EZ_Telurinon
07-30-02, 03:34 PM
Acinonyx, that game was "Planescape: Torment" Brilliant game. :)
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EZ_Slyy Daugg
07-30-02, 06:49 PM
My favorite funny line is in BG2 when the party is transported to Hell. Each party member makes their own little comment (Ariel says something like, "Oh! Where are we? I don't like this place!") Basically every character says a foreboding remark, adding to the spirit of dread at having been transported to hell. And then it gets to Edwin, and he says, "Eh, I would have come here anyway, you know."
I stoped right there, walked out of the room and laughed my a$$ off.
SD
I heard Yoshimo has something funny to say if you take him to hell.