Blackburrow Brewer Blues

[EZ_Bayler]

:::Bayler walks in, followed by a nervous-looking bard.:::

Hi, folks. While camping the Brewer in Blackburrow, I wrote a song - I'd like to share it with you. If anyone wants to add a verse or two, feel free!

:::Bayler gestures at the bard, who begins to play a harmonica.:::


I’ve got the Blackburrow Brewer Blues.
I’ve got those Blackburrow Brewer Blues. (oh my!)
I’m waiting on the cask; my ration stack won’t last.
‘Cause it’s Lonn’s path to redemption that I choose.
I’ve got to pay the toll so I’m waiting for the gnoll.
I’ve got the Blackburrow Brewer Blues.

One hundred and one gnolls have gone by.
Every now-and-again a young’n will give ‘em a try.
I’ll save the chap from dying if it doesn’t disrupt my timing.
If I miss my spawn, some wiz will suck it dry.
I’m the hero of this underworld, in eighteen minute intervals.
One hundred and one gnolls have gone by.

The price of a cask is really getting me down.
For that kind of money I’d need a Froglock Crown.
I spent all my money on pottery, so I’m playing the Gnollville Lottery -
that’s why when you see me I wear this tired frown.
My competition’s a level 5 woodelf male who’s got a full suit of Ravenscale.
The price of a cask is really getting me down.

I’ve got the Blackburrow Brewer Blues.
I’ve got the Blackburrow Brewer Blues.
A guy in Highpass wants his drinks; my spirits are in the sink.
Can anyone make Ol' TJ's fierce brew?
My next stop is Mayong’s bungalow where I’ll be doing the Mistmoore Mambo.
(But for now) It’s the Blackburrow Brewer Blues.


A_nervous_bard00 says, "Can I have the antidote, now, please?"

Bayler says, "Sure thing!"

Bayler says, "Has anyone got a sealed vial I can borrow, so I can make the antidote for this guy?" Bayler
21st Season Scout of Tunare
Grandmaster Fletcher
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[EZ_Drakc]

*CLAPS*

Did the same thing for 15 hours straight, not one cask

[EZ_Bayler]

I had thought I was nearly done in Blackburrow. I've come up with another verse - my reflections while trying to get the skins.

It's a long road to repentance for my sins;
so I'm chasing 'lites to kill 'em and take their skins.
The morality makes me wince, but it's for the Burning Prince.
Has anyone given this recipe to Dvinn?
Who'd have thought I'd be redeemed mashing gnoll pup scalps in mead?
It's a long road to repentance for my sins.

[EZ_Pedric Cuf]

Hehe. I had to camp this spawn for 20 hours straight before I finally got my cask. I fell asleep once and missed the spawn and what should I learn when I get back? Hehe, it was the master brewer himself. I couldn't stop laughing. was way too tired to be mad. Well anyways I finally got the cask. Now I gotta get the skins. *sigh*

[EZ_Delgren]

/em cheers for Bayler

[EZ_Stytch Yapgud]

/standing ovation.

the first thing I thought when I read it was I should maybe take some supplies down to you an keep you company for a while.
But I'm on a different server - sorry.

Are you a ring member? Hmmm this gives me a thought!