Quick...what comes to mind?

[Vindicor]

The Godfather

[Urusai]

Catwoman
(And who would want to?)

[Tandom]

Cat-O-Nine-Tails

[Xynn]

Pirates. YAR!

[Aura]

Butt-Pirates. YAR-HAR-HAR!

[Nyssa]

Rectal Ranger :kroe

[Xynn]

Anal Probing :kroe

[DarthEnder]

Lemmywinks

[Shotoif]

stink

[TeanninBramblefeet]

Stink-palm.

[Vindicor]

Snoogans.

[Krimzan]

The sailboat picture

[TeanninBramblefeet]

Oh look, a schooner!

[DarthEnder]

"Brenda?"

"****!"

[Nyssa]

Tracy

[Morvran]

Lords

[TeanninBramblefeet]

...of Everquest

WHY?! Oh dear gods WHY?!!!??!

[DarthEnder]

Safehouse

[TeanninBramblefeet]

Rogues

[Nyssa]

rouge :pulid

[Tandom]

Cheeks

[Morek]

Booty

[Aura]

Tiny Socks

[Nyssa]

carnies!

[Aura]

cabbage

[TeanninBramblefeet]

Patch

[umaro]

the great pumpkin

[Vindicor]

Charlie Brown

[Krimzan]

Linus

[Vindicor]

Microsoft

[Krimzan]

Quit ****ing changing my API you bastards and while you're at it, try designing one that is actually useful. all the ****ing API's you ever come up with either require a wrapper class or are cut-your-balls-off limiting. Would it be too ****ing hard to give me access to the functions I need through your cut-corners, ********? Huh? Would it? Tell me why I have to spend hours and hours desiging AROUND your designs. It's not like my ship date is any later than yours, you cockjockies. We've all got ship dates. "Pack all your data into the XBE," "You must use the supplied API," die in the FACE.

[umaro]

touchy subject

[TeanninBramblefeet]

I don't like reading long stuff.

[DarthEnder]

My wang

[Tandom]

.... chung tonight

[Xynn]

Everybody have fun

[Pyrocat Moonstalker]

threesome

[DarthEnder]

's Company

[Tandom]

...four's an adult movie

[DarthEnder]

Hentai!

[Nyssa]

computer virus

[Xynn]

Trojans

[Aura]

Habeo Capsum Trojanorum

[ShadowCross]

Latin

[Morek]

Senorita

[Annubi]

the Red Hot Chili Peppers - Sexy Mexican Maid

[Pyrocat Moonstalker]

Mr. Deeds

[Morek]

You underestimate my sneakiness!

[DarthEnder]

It's Hawaiian Punch!

[ShadowCross]

Long Island Ice Tea

[Vindicor]

Species

[Morek]

Fine chick

[Pyrocat Moonstalker]

baby chicken

[Aura]

"A-huh-huh-huh maybe its a nugget..."

[Vindicor]

I miss the frog.

[Rrini]

kermit

[Dihce]

Miss Piggy (my first crush...)

[Tandom]

($6 bucks a pitcher at) Solomans

[Morek]

Beer..

Helping ugly people get laid for years..

[DarthEnder]

Sports cars

[Tandom]

Yugo

[Zeno]

Pinko Commies

[Aura]

Boondock Saints

[Vindicor]

Cult

[Pratell]

Cthulu

[DarthEnder]

Cthulupunk

[Aura]

SLC Punk

[Morek]

Cereal Killer

[TeanninBramblefeet]

Hackers

[Aura]

Halflife 2

[TeanninBramblefeet]

Duke Nukem Forever

[Aura]

Bush

[Vindicor]

porn

[Pratell]

information age

[DarthEnder]

Miss Information

[Krimzan]

Bush

[Morek]

beer

[Aura]

Reel Big Fish

[DarthEnder]

Fish Taco

[Aura]

Fishin for Tacos

[Lithe Carver]

dancing lion.... lion..... dancing..... >blinkblink< lion....

BananaphonE!

>blink<

[Vindicor]

I've got this feeeeeeeeling...

[Xynn]

Damn tempting underage girls! :oops

[DarthEnder]

Hillary Duff

[Aura]

Duff Beer

[Vindicor]

Homer

[DarthEnder]

"I've been 'safarian since before you were born!"

[Nocte]

Bob Marley

[Unaimed Fury]

Smoke

[Vindicor]

Gag

[Aura]

reflex

[Vindicor]

knee

[Xynn]

jerk

[Dihce]

off

[Aura]

-putting

[Slymm]

windmill

[TeanninBramblefeet]

Don Quixote

[Nyssa]

Dos Equis XX

[Aura]

God, I wanna **** your avatar SO bad...

[Boot Disk]

Bestiality.

[Tandom]

2 Gay dogs

[Krimzan]

Don't be gay, Sparkey! Don't be gay!

[DarthEnder]

I'm thuper! Thanks for athking!

[Nyssa]

Al

[Aura]

You have NO idea how bad I wanna **** your avatar.

[Pratell]

You have NO idea how bad I wanna kill your avatar.

[shehab aldean]

unreal

[TeanninBramblefeet]

Damn you shehab for not letting me post "You have NO idea how bad your avatar is about to be headshotted!"


No really... that IS the first thing I thought...

[DarthEnder]

Blue Team flag...returned.

[TeanninBramblefeet]

Elbow grease and headlight fluid...

[Pyrocat Moonstalker]

Tasty cocktail

[Krimzan]

I need to find a girl out here

[DarthEnder]

Women are like Voltron, the more you hook up, the better it gets.

[Urusai]

Drunk Collage Chicks.

[Nocte]

Stoned Origami Chicks

[Dragynphyre]

footsie pajamas

[Nyssa]

Spider-Man underoos

[Tandom]

web slinging foam wrist mounts

[Pyrocat Moonstalker]

silly string

[Vindicor]

Fun fight

[Aura]

Final Fight

[Krimzan]

Final Fantasy

[Nocte]

3 redheads, a bottle of Irish whiskey, a gorilla suit and a banana

[Vindicor]

"Shoot...a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff..."

[DarthEnder]

Weekend at Bernie's

[Tandom]

one of many unneeded sequels.

[Krimzan]

Final Fantasy X-2

[Xynn]

Charlie's Angels

[Nocte]

Acute Angles

[Xynn]

I said consumate V's! Consumate!

[Krimzan]

Majisty

[Morek]

Magic the Gathering

[TeanninBramblefeet]

Fireballs + elves = yummy.

[Krimzan]

Drunk Roommate: I attack the flaming elves *slams down beer bottle*
DM: For the last time...there are no flaming elves...you attack the tree again this round.

[TeanninBramblefeet]

"A gazebo? I waste it with my crossbow!"

[DarthEnder]

"I attempt to disbelieve!"

[Vindicor]

"I kick arse for the LORD!"

[Aura]

Jerry Fallwell

[Urusai]

Feather Fall Spell

[Morek]

Old D&D skit

[Birchum]

old D&D ****

[Pyrocat Moonstalker]

new D&D ****

[Krimzan]

THAC0

[Aura]

Tycho :)

[Xynn]

Penny Arcade (www.penny-arcade.com)

Like we dont all read it already.

[Vindicor]

Wang.

[Xynn]

How the hell did Vindicor get "Wang" from Penny Arcade?

No really, thats what I first thought

[Aura]

Clearly you're not a Gabe fan.

[Xynn]

Tycho 4 life!

[DarthEnder]

Fear the Tube.

[Pratell]

The tube is civilization!

[Tandom]

Butt Paste (http://www.buttpaste.com/)
(damn you Pratell for posting while I'm posting :P)

[DarthEnder]

Silo Spackle

[Aura]

Bait and Tackle

[TeanninBramblefeet]

Wedding tackle

[Marbh]

Indented Headboard

[Urusai]

Fun Night

[Pyrocat Moonstalker]

Thick walls

[Aura]

Thick thighs

[Pyrocat Moonstalker]

Tubgirl

[Krimzan]

Why'd you have to go there...

[Xynn]

Iraq

[Pyrocat Moonstalker]

Camel Spiders

[Krimzan]

Cameltoe

[DarthEnder]

Brittany Spears

[Urusai]

"Spearing" Brittany :naughty

[Dihce]

pickle spears

[Tandom]

asparagus

[Aura]

Cucumber-Javelin

....mmm....pointy....

[DarthEnder]

Ghosts & Goblins

[Gullen]

Who ya going to call?!?!

[Aura]

the offices of homeland security

[Krimzan]

Ministry of Love

[Lithe Carver]

Temple of Love

[Urusai]

~Love Shack~

[Emrys]

Shaq-Fu!

[Pyrocat Moonstalker]

Shazam!

[Hindraak]

Beastie Boys

[Synrax]

Brass Monkey

[Urusai]

Brass Budda

[Nyssa]

grilled cheese sandwiches

[Pedric Cuf]

American cheese singles.

[Dragynphyre]

...with Weaver chicken roll & Hellman's mayonnaise on untoasted Wonder bread

[Pratell]

Survival 101: College Food

[Tandom]

Rook's Dorm room special
1 Large 2 topiong and a 2 liter of coke for $10.00

[Drole Defiantdagger]

"That uncooked pepperoni can give you worms!" :lol

[DarthEnder]

WORM SIGN!

[Shotoif]

maggot

[Pyrocat Moonstalker]

apple

[Krimzan]

computer

[Tandom]

nerds

[Lithe Carver]

Willy Wonka

[Pyrocat Moonstalker]

Bad Chocolate

[Aura]

"This isn't white chocolate; this is old chocolate."

"The white stuff comes off when you lick it."

[Urusai]

Bukakke

[Aura]

Hamidon

[Toham]

germanchokolatekaka (an ice cream at Cold Stone)

[Pyrocat Moonstalker]

Pralines and Cream

[DarthEnder]

Ben & Jerry's

[Aura]

Jerry's Kids

[Vindicor]

"...then we have National Make-Fun-of-the-Handicapped Week, which Frank Fontane and Jerry Lewis are in charge of, as you know..."

[Shotoif]

Superman

[DarthEnder]

Super Friends

[Nyssa]

Aquaman :lol

[Urusai]

Bebe's Kids

[Shotoif]

Spy Kids

[Urusai]

KILL THEM ALL!! BANISH THE PRODUCERS!! HANG THE WRITERS!!

[Pedric Cuf]

Gigli.

[Morek]

D.S.L.

I mean Angelina Jolie

[Slymm]

nude raider

[Shotoif]

Laura Croft

[Nyssa]

stuffed bras

[Shotoif]

implants

[Slymm]

pam anderson

[Pyrocat Moonstalker]

stalker

[Shotoif]

stacker

[Aura]

POGS!!!!!

[Shotoif]

slobs

[Birchum]

slop

[DarthEnder]

J-Pop

[Metalhead]

J-Lo

[Aura]

Gigli

[DarthEnder]

AFLEK!

[Urusai]

"Aflack!" <and the image of the duck saying it>

[Shotoif]

Red Riding Hood. ( I have no idea where that came from)

[Dihce]

Gilbert Gottfried

[DarthEnder]

"WHAT...THE ****??"

[Pyrocat Moonstalker]

Anime

[Krimzan]

lame

[Urusai]

"Get me my rifle."
(To shoot the lame horse.)

[Tandom]

"Nevermind that ****, here comes Mongo"

[Marbh]

Candygram for Mongo!

[DarthEnder]

"Where da white women at?"

[Metalhead]

"Let me just whip this on out..."

[Shotoif]

tool

[Urusai]

Leatherman Multi-Tool

[DarthEnder]

Swiss Army Knife

[DarthEnder]

Corkscrew

[Aura]

redundant

[Slymm]

redundant

[DarthEnder]

deja vu

[Aura]

deja vu

[Morek]

Glitches in the Matrix

[r4kin]

Gnome!


er..

[FarSky]

Nepotism

[DarthEnder]

Nemo jizm

[Urusai]

Disney Porn

[FarSky]

Little Mermaid

[Xynn]

"Man, did you see Little Mermaid on TV last night? That Ariel, shes so hot"
"Shes a mermaid you know?"
"Not when shes on land"
-American Pie

[Toham]

What unknowing person ate the pie.