View Full Version : Snoop replacing Samuel Jackson as Black Michael Caine....
www.apple.com/trailers/mgm/soul_plane/
I swear he is starting to show up in everything.
EZ_Gyorg
03-05-04, 06:25 PM
Good. Samuel L should be required to only take roles where he is a bad ass.
EZ_Phresh Prince
03-05-04, 06:50 PM
i can not even believe that's going to be a movie.
Brelkor
03-05-04, 07:11 PM
Is that Ali LAndry? i'll watch! Brelkor the Blackhammer, The Masta Back Stabba, retired rogue
"And it's lend me ten pounds, I'll buy you a drink
And mother wake me early in the morning "[i]
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freonsmurf
03-05-04, 07:16 PM
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Who's the white boy, and why the hell is he there?
EZ_Ten Evenings
03-05-04, 09:34 PM
It looks like Tom Arnold to me.
And hes keeping it fair and balanced! Duh!
EZ_Blaze ODead
03-06-04, 12:32 AM
....wtf
Apparent plot is man wins lotto, makes his own soul airline, uptight white family ends up onboard, hilarity ensues.
EZ_joekreeper1
03-06-04, 01:20 AM
.................um am I a racist if I say this looks retarded?
"I'm going to torment you until you're translucent!!!"
EZ_Ten Evenings
03-06-04, 09:47 AM
No, cause a retarded black comedy is the same as a retarded white comedy. Only difference is slang and melanin levels.
EZ_Zadam Inzane
03-06-04, 03:14 PM
What an origional concept, black meets white. I can't wait until rap starts playing and the white people don't know how to react, like they have never heard rap before.
Look, they even have the obnoxious fat black lady, you can tell by her giant smile and sassy pose she is going to be a hoot. She will undoubtly shout something along the lines of "What a bunch of crazy white people" something during the movie.
Luckily by the end of the movie, the uptight white people will learn to get along with their new smooth talking street smart black friends, and they will move to the ending credits gettin' jiggy wid it.
A dog @#%$ movie staring a snoop dog @#%$ cast. He should stick to what he is good at, nothing.
Deltar Battlewall
03-07-04, 01:12 AM
But wait, there's more!
www.apple.com/trailers/mgm/beauty_shop/
It turns out that black filmmakers are just as good at squeezing every ounce of life out of a concept as white filmmakers are.
EZ_joekreeper1
03-07-04, 01:34 AM
anyone else thinks Queen Latifa was born a man?
"I'm going to torment you until you're translucent!!!"
EZ_Ten Evenings
03-07-04, 01:40 AM
Whoa whoa whoa... Queen Latifa is hot, dude. See her in Chicago? HOT!
Even asides from that, this thread officially has mission creep.
Edit: Was hot. Damn, thats a bad picture Edited by: Ten Evenings at: 3/7/04 12:42 am
No doubt, back on topic you worms
Now, to steer this away from people allergic reactions to anything hiphop, let's ponder other actors who are way, way overexposed.
Collin Ferrell the last couple years comes to mind.