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03-28-04, 11:50 AM
Have you ever been just so overwhelmed with cuteness that it actually caused you physical pain?
Mmmm.... General Tsao! Mmmm...
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"Shooting out fluffy bunny hair from my hands entertains me!"
03-28-04, 03:31 PM
must resist ... urge ... to snuggle ... my cat ...
03-28-04, 04:50 PM
03-28-04, 05:56 PM
If it helps, I just killed a few kittens.
03-28-04, 06:49 PM
Bort > other kittens Not to claim the status of a "real professional" in any one endeavor has been a small price to pay for the many benefits and pleasures of trespassing. ~Leo Lionni
03-28-04, 07:34 PM
My gf fawned over Bort there for a good minute and a half... Sickening
03-28-04, 07:49 PM
03-28-04, 08:02 PM
Visiting fark and nwh4j will kill many of these poor animals.
Be careful, any them could be the dreaded BIONIC TIME KITTEN in disguise. <b> -ini
Everyone who linked a kitten is an utter bastard. Now I want kittens to cuddle. Do you people have any idea what that's like when you're highly allergic to cats and swell up like a marshmellow in a microwave at the slightest scratch? Know how sharp kitten claws are? Not that I know anyone who has a kitten, but if I did I'd be in horrible allergic pain right now and I'd blame you!
Koru... Have you considered these? Trojan Horseshoes
Need Help coming up with arguments against mine?
Those are bad kittens! Kittens are supposed to be unpredictible evil little creatures that melt your heart with the most addorable yawn and then claw you for no apparent reason. When you want to play they're supposed to sleep, when they want to play they kamikazi bomb dive your feet with those cute razor sharp claws while you're sleeping - causing much yelling and fun-filled nights. Otherwise it's not a real kitten.
03-28-04, 10:10 PM
I lost my cuddling kitten photo..
03-29-04, 12:42 AM
cause when i was posting that she was in one of her *i want to be the boss* hour again (ouch my feet... )
EZ_Morek the rogue
03-29-04, 03:19 AM
Reminds me of my shirt
03-29-04, 03:23 AM
I'm so with Koru on this. Being allergic to cats sucks. Cause, well, cats rock.
Cats >>> dogs The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. ~Albert Einstein
03-29-04, 06:34 AM
Kittens don't really do anything for me. They kind of remind me of fuzzy robots responding to stimulous. gnmish.gearbinder.ring.warden.sullon.zek
'Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly.'
03-29-04, 08:03 AM
Cats are like little dogs who've had lobotomies!
03-29-04, 08:32 AM
Aidden stop trolling the kitten thread!
Guess what is in the middle of the dog pile????
03-29-04, 09:10 AM
he should be so lucky.....
03-29-04, 09:41 AM
DAMN YOU ALL!
/snuggle 5 year old cat wishing she was a kitten again (Back In Black)
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Why is it that the last piece I've needed from EVERY armor set, from Ravenscale on up to Stanos' Wicked is the PANTS?
I honestly am beginning to think it's a conspiracy founded by Glip!
03-29-04, 10:26 AM
Hey Aidden, you got it right man. My dad bread show-quality labs for many years. One of his studs was the BKC (Bahamas Kennel Club) Best In Show a few years in a row. (BKC shows are judged by AKC judges). We actually had one lab trained to retrieve based on verbal commands, hand signals, or whistle blowing. Now that was a bad ass hunting dog.
Yea and they like licking faces...
03-29-04, 10:44 AM
So was kitten juggling ever as popular as The Jerk made it seem?
Or am I practicing for nothing.
03-29-04, 10:46 AM
I used to juggle my cats.. and I wonder why they don't trust me now.
Cats aren't like dogs with lobotomies... Cats are like really pompass dogs.
Isnt it funny how you can teach a cat to s*** in one place, but nothing else, yet a dog will do backflips through a flaming hoola-hoop, but he won't s*** in one place?
I'm allergic to cats but I have one anyway! Adopted her when she was a few months old, and now she's 6 years old. *cuddles*
My cat rocks.
03-29-04, 12:40 PM
What? No Rittens?
03-29-04, 01:34 PM
My cat is snuggle-able only before 7am, and after 11pm, when she's half-grogged from being sleepy. Yes, she sleeps THROUGH the night, at the foot of my mom's bed.
Otherwise she does not want to be snuggled.
03-29-04, 01:47 PM
My cat's talented....
03-29-04, 07:06 PM
You can teach a dog to use a litterbox. You really, really don't want to, though.
Quote:My cat is snuggle-able only before 7am, and after 11pm, when she's half-grogged from being sleepy. Yes, she sleeps THROUGH the night, at the foot of my mom's bed.
My cat's somewhat the same. Except she sleeps all day and all night. From 8pm to 7am she either cuddles with me under the blanket all night, or sleeps on the pillow next to me. From 7am to 11am she sleeps in the TV room because the sun rises there, then moves on to the dining room for more sun 11am to 4pm. No windows on the side of the house where the sun sets, or at least none that aren't covered. So she sleeps on the couch in my computer room or on my lap until time for bed.
I don't think she ever exercises. But it makes for tons of cute sleeping cat moments.
Can you tell I like talking about my cat? I better quit now before I lose what little of my masculity is left.
03-30-04, 04:37 AM
I've had my cat for 18 years. I promise I can pussify myself beyond belief talking about my cat.
03-30-04, 06:02 AM
Found my cat curled up in the dining room closet on the box next to mom's fur coat this morning. Mom's door had closed during the night due to the breeze and Velvet couldn't get in to her usual spot to sleep.
It's one of her usual spots and I check them all every morning until I find her, to make sure that she hasn't gotten out due to my brother's late night stupidity which might accidentally leave a door open. However, in the five years that we've had her, she hasn't exhibited a desire to go anywhere near the door - we had rescued her from a rather cold outdoors when she was about 6 months old.
So, I reached in, and felt cool fur, cool fur, WARM fur - so I petted the warm one, and she woke up and sat by my feet while I ate breakfast.
She doesn't sit on your lap, unless you're sewing (STRING!) or reading the newspaper (she loves to lie on anything crinkly, especially if you're USING it), still being a wee bit feral.
While we're on the subject of adhearing to your favorite Cat or kittens
Quote: (Phoenix-AP) -- A mother cat and her kittens got themselves in a
sticky situation. Two kittens were glued to their mother -- and
stuck in three gallons of industrial-strength carpet glue. They
were found near a Phoenix recycling plant. Workers from the Arizona
Humane Society were forced to shave the kittens. The experts were
worried that solvent to dissolve the glue might kill the cats.
Phoenix police are now looking for clues in the glue case. They
believe someone broke into the plant over the weekend and
vandalized it. But they're not sure how the cats ended up there. If
nobody claims the cats, they'll be put up for adoption after a few
weeks of recovery.
04-01-04, 12:53 PM
More kitteny fun!
How many ears do cats have?
Four, of course!
04-01-04, 09:43 PM
Cats are great when they are kittens.
Dogs are great when they are adults.
Adult cats are evil.
Young dogs @#%$ all over the place and destroy things.
04-01-04, 10:04 PM
Remember... S*** fails to happen when you party clothed.