Son of a bitch, I know how Kordesh felt. + protip

[EZ_Prenn]

Tuesday I caught the sniffles coming home from classes. In a couple of hours, while enjoying SciFi's 10 hour hercules marathon, it developed into some sort of head cold/sinus infection that only infected one nostril and ear.

Later on in the night, having not yet adjusted to our new home, I threw a hand up into the air in the den with great force. Directly into the light fixture on the fan.

I am not used to having such low hanging ceiling fans. A horrible shattering sound played and I imagined my hand would be a lacerated chunk of flesh when I looked at it. There was a tiny, eraser sized bruise between two knuckles. I punched one of the four way light fixtures on the bottom of the fan, the force of which shifted it to the side 4 inches and shattered a lightbulb. Miraculously, I'm just bruised... when I probably should have been seriously injured.

I'm not sure if that falls under <3punch or bedsheets. I mean, it's a punch, but on an inanimate object.

Lesson: Do not punch glass Sensei Pren{Dragon Army}[Tribunal Server]
So I take shelter in tomorrow
Tomorrow will bring a brand new day
Think I can make it right tomorrow,
Think I need more sleep today...

[Jhani Vandolay]

What's with all the q-tips? Not to claim the status of a "real professional" in any one endeavor has been a small price to pay for the many benefits and pleasures of trespassing. ~Leo Lionni

[EZ_Prenn]

In my attempt to elevate myself above the unwashed masses who say "Help, I'm on fire, what should I do?", I choose to say "Hey, I caught on fire + protip*

*jump in the bathtub morons"

That way, I show that not only am I not sitting at a computer smoldering and asking for medical advice on the internet, but I am enlightening those foolish enough to do such things with worthwhile solutions.

Or for some reason all those years I paid for GamePro magazines returned due to my net-withdrawls and the word ProTip reentered my vocabulary.

[Aidden]

Prenn for Governor!!!