View Full Version : Nokia N-Gage
10-08-03, 05:59 PM
They really need to stop pretending the damned thing is a real video game system, I mean... for Jebus' sake... just HOW many units sold? Six? WHY MUST I BE SUBJECTED TO EIGHT OF YOUR IDIOTIC COMMERCIALS PER SHOW?! Whichever asshat came up with this ad campaign needs to die, go to hell, be resurrected only to have his skin peeled slowly from their body slowly, and then thrown into a large tub of salt.
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All things precious... Even your life
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It's Brewster's Millions all over again.
10-09-03, 02:13 AM
Just smile and know there will be no N-Gage II.
10-09-03, 04:10 AM
You are wrong. It's a mobile phone, there will be a new model within 6 months. Halen Taz : 62 assassin : Tholuxe Paells <Doomed Legion>
Syrinne Taz : 61 heirophant : Tholuxe Paells <Doomed Legion>
10-09-03, 07:03 AM
Quoting Tycho from Penny-Arcade...
Quote:Were you there at midnight for the N-Gage "Midnight Madness" event, or perhaps the slightly less prestigious but still very exciting "Dawn Madness" event? The guys we've talked at the stores around here have only pre-sold two or three of them, total, it's starting to look like the only "madness" lies in Nokia persisting in their game phone adventure.
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