I got no one to blame but myself!!!!

[Aidden]

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

So can anyone tell me what causes this????





Now I post this only to show you a percentage of the devastation that can happen when you @#%$ FORGET TO PUT THE @#%$ TRASH CAN UP OUT OF THE REACH OF THE DOGS!!!!!!

GOD DAMN I hate coming home from 12hours at work to a what was a full trash can, now spewed forth across the Kitchen, living room, garage, and god only knows but the backyard.. not to mention the blood stained carpet I have to somehow get cleaned up..

The worst part? I know better.. I am so incredibly pissed off at my self right now!!!!!

Satan herself would be proud of the little bitch...

[EZ_Gyorg]

Haha. I thought it was wierd having the trash can on the kitchen counter until you explained it to me. Looks like someone took a 22 to your cans. But your dogs are so nice, how can you stay mad at them? I suggest projecting the anger onto someone else.

[Glip the Gnome]

Hahaha I knew I liked Aidden's dogs for a reason.

If I recall correctly didnt they do the same thing to Vaslin's socks during the SF Fan Faire? :P


Edit: ack, blood stained carpet -- are the dogs okay? Glip the Gnome
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Edited by: Glip the Gnome at: 10/23/03 8:04 pm

[EZ_Phantom Rogue]

2 rex X's man.

And why does your dogs elbow look raw?

I cant say I know what yer goin through, My Dog is about...10 inches tall, Bichon Friese (or however you spell it). He can cause ruccus, but never like them cans /wobble/

[Krimzan]

I was thinking that someone went crazy with a bb gun on them things but wow...

Hope the dog is ok. (Stoopid dogs)

[EZ_lenweni]

On the bright side we respect you more for fessing up.

[Aidden]

the dog is fine... either cut her lip or nose but it wasnt signifigant..

the elbows are due to wear and tear.. dogs often get bald joints from lieing around so much on them..

[EZ_Xanyia]

This post made me giggle, you have a beautiful dog, and I love the guilty look in the pic.

[Elerion]

Quote:Satan herself

I like

[EZ_Urusai]

Within the first inch of the first photo I said Dog.
I recognize the teeth marks they make in tin cans.

My dog got ahold of a can of peaches somewhere once. It was really rather confusing however. We dont buy cans of peaches and it was in her cage with her. Someone throwing it in there was out as well, her cage was in the back of the house with a 18' fence.
We never knew how she always got out, eventually we discovered she could climb the chain link fence. Imagine my surprise when I hear some whining and look out the window to see my dog hanging on the fence some 15' in the air.

[EZ_Bubbalotski]

Try leaving a box of pancake mix in the reach of dogs while you are at work.

1) Dogs eat pancake mix and dump the mix all over the floor.

2) Pancake mix is dry and makes them thirsty.

3) Dogs drink lots of water because they ate lots of flour.

4) Ooops, the water passes through the dogs and they piss on the floor.

5) Dogs walk through the piss AND the mix making piddle pancakes.

Masters arrive home to a house filled with piddle pancakes. My wife cried at the scope of the mess.

[EZ_Salyvan]

.. not at your wife crying... at the notion of "piddle pancakes" Salyvan Ticklefingers - A dangerous toy. This toy is being made for the extreme priority the good looks. The little part which suffocates when the sharp part which gets hurt is swallowed is contained generously. Only the person who can take responsibility by itself is to play.

[Nimmbull]

Just another reason why cats are better than dogs!

Nimm

[EZ_Urusai]

Ya, because cats will take that piece of spicy chicken under the couch before they decide if they want to eat it or not.
A friends cat did that once. Got a bufflo wing or something and it was there a few days, really got to smelling bad. Took forever to find the dang thing to because nobody expected one to be near the wall under the couch. Cat got locked in the basement for a day because of it.

Edit
Oh and before you ask, I swear that cat was the dumbest creature on the face of the earth. Dont ask me why it didnt decide it didnt like it as it carried it under there. Most cats I know sniff at the thing and lick it once, then decide right there and leave it alone. Not this one, I always had to take its food somewhere 'private' before it would eat.
They had to keep its food bowl behind the oven where it couldent see anyone before the dumb thing would eat from it.
The same cat got itself stuck in an airvent once as well. Edited by: Urusai at: 10/24/03 9:33 am

[Jhani Vandolay]

Just another reason why cats are better than dogs.

(Later that day, the rest of the roll saw the same fate.)

Unfortunately (for the dog people, I guess) I don't have any pics of my entire kitchen floor covered with soil and half-eatten sunflowers. Not to claim the status of a "real professional" in any one endeavor has been a small price to pay for the many benefits and pleasures of trespassing. ~Leo Lionni

[Dragynphyre]

Jhani - my cat did one better on the toilet paper thing.

She took the end of the toilet paper, ran with it all the way out of the bathroom, down the hallway to my bedroom door, back up the hallway to the bathroom door, back down to my bedroom door - about 4x... and there's about 25 ft. between the doors.

She was laying on the end of the paper trail when I got home from work... looking FAR too cute for me to yell at. I wadded up all the paper and put it in a pile, which she promptly laid down on - on her back, legs sprawled out in all directions (I KNOW I have a photo of that that I need to have developed.)

Lucky me, my dogs were never interested in the trashcan, but they did turn my brother's GI Joes into horrible mangled war veterans... (Back In Black)
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Cause I'm back on the track
And I'm beatin' the flack
Nobody's gonna get me on another rap

[Meddik]

It could be worse.

My Mutts chewed up the Cable Line.

Yep, the same one used for my Cable Modem.

As in no internet access since thursday, because Time warner has their heads stuck so far up their ass that they can't send out the right techs on Friday to actually do the job that needs to be done.

[EZ_Wemic]

Quote:
Most cats I know sniff at the thing and lick it once, then decide right there and leave it alone. Not this one, I always had to take its food somewhere 'private' before it would eat.


My cat used to move all the food in her food bowl into a pile in the middle of the kitchen before eatting it. However, if I put the food on a normal human plate, she would happily eat the food right there. This is the same cat who used to yowl whenever she saw us pick up the chinese food menu until we said terriaki into the phone.

[Mardoc the Dwarf]

Thank you Wemic and bubalotski for the msot laughs i've had all day.