3 Rants in one, for your viewing pleasure...

[EZ_Mrens]

1. I am getting REALLY Fing annoyed with being the nice guy, im really tired of people taking advantage of my good joly nature which I always maintain, I just gave a ride to a friend going home. I spent the entire damn ride trying to convince her that another mutual friend dosent think she is a "untrustworthy rich bitch" (Which she does think) but can I tell her this? No, cause I want all my friends to live together in a friendly fantasy land.

Thats not the worst part, I had a REALLY @#%$ day at class today, my fridge is empty, a good time to order a "cheer myself up" pizza. I arrive home my friend is on the phone, Pizza hut stops delivering in 30 minutes, I ask her how long she will be on the phone, "2 seconds" is the answer, I ask her to let me know when she gets off and go off to my room. I watch the seconds click by, 5 minutes, 10, 15, 20, still on the phone. But can I go in and tell her to get her bitch ass off the phone so I can order a pie? NO! Cause im a nice guy, who likes everyone to be happy Thats not the worst part I want in the worst way to go off on this bitch, because she bitched and moaned when the phone bill came and im a "nice guy" she somehow swindled into only paying 1/3 of the bill (Minus my DSL cost) She uses the damn phone 3 times as much as me. ARGH!

Im tired of being an anti confruntational @#%$, im tired of always being the person others go to to cheer them up, im tired of being a good tipper and always having a smile, somehow ive gotten into this roll of happy go lucky when I seriously just want to start beating some of my friends sensless when I have to listen to there petty little grievences.

In good news I did order my food, it should be here in 20 minutes, did my roomate even offer to throw in a dime for the pizza? No. Is she going to ask for a piece? Probibly. Will I give her a slice. History says yes.

2. It's not a dish washer, it is a dish SANITIZER! Maybe I am a purest, my first HS job was washing dishes, I did that for two years. Im the god of clean dishes. Anyway. What goes throughs these peoples heads that makes them think they can throw any amount of crusty nasty ass food into the washer and think by some miracle hot water being splashed against it is going to un stick it. I blame the dumbass comercial where they put a whole cake in the washer and it comes out spotless, just spreading the lies.

But the funiest part of the whole thing is my roomate, she is clueless, she has lived in my apartment for 3 months and I would bet every dollar I have in my bank account (Both of them) that she couldent tell me where the trash is taken out. Aparently faires come at night and do it for us, isint that nice of them? Twit.

Anyway, she is ALWAYS on my c.....muahaha, just got my pizza I swear dominos has the worst @#%$ food on earth but I would eat there till the end of time for there buffalo wings. Good breadsticks also.

I just can't rant about my dishwasher, I can't rant about frivilous stuff while eating.

3. My roomates boyfried. Now I have to break down his behavior into several subcategories.

a: He is an alcholic, I normally wouldent give a @#%$, I can avoid him well enuogh, the problem is whenever he is over he drinks MY @#%$ BOOZE!

b: besides my beer he takes whatever he feels like out of my fridge he feels like, now I don't know where he grew up, but thats just @#%$ RUDE!

c: my roomate recently started dating a friend of mine, besides some major warnings when he first expressed intrest I have decide to completly stay out of it. Now rember my mention of her boyfriend? Well he is not the only one, including my friend I can count 3 diffrent males she has had sleep over in the last month. I really don't want to get involved with it. I mean REALLY don't, I stupidly think the problem will go away on itself.

Im now out of breadsticks and buffalo wings, I gotta move on to the subpar pizza all well.

[DarthEnderX]

Subpar pizza? You mean you didn't get a cheese lovers stuffed crust with double pepperoni? Sucker. "Classes are not that out of balance -AbsorEQ"

[EZ_Mrens]

Your thinking of Pizza hut sadley, and I agree, for good pizza's you just can't beat them. But they close one hour before dominos does *weeps*

[EZ_lenweni]

If you let people take advantage of you thats exactly what they are gonna do we got a bunch of quotes dedicated to this.

1. Use me once shame on you Use me twice shame on me.

2. Give someone an inch they'll take a mile.

Two qwik examples for you Im sure there are a ton more. You cant respect someone who kisses your @$$ so until you start putting your foot down and sounding off like you got a pair your just gonna have to get used to it.

[EZ_Jayan Thornfoot]

"In good news I did order my food, it should be here in 20 minutes, did my roomate even offer to throw in a dime for the pizza? No. Is she going to ask for a piece? Probibly. Will I give her a slice. History says yes"

LMAO I can just picture some talkig to themselves and answering back.

A few comments.

1. Harboring ill will and biting your tongue over roomate issues is bound to lead to a huge blow up and out and will result in either you or them leaving one day. It will happen and I been thru it a few times its never pretty and can cost you friends in the end. Try and start to introduce some of these small points one at a time and maybe they will be corrected if not I fear KABOOM somday!

2. You must not be from anywhere near Ny State to be considering Dominos or Pizza Hut as having good wings. But maybe growing up an hour from Buffalo has tainted me.


Sig nerfed per rules. Signiture + Personal Photo may be no larger than 15k. Please read the SIGNATURE RULES. Thankyou. --Gyorg Edited by: Gyorg at: 10/28/03 6:16 am

[EZ_Swipey]

"...the problem is whenever he is over he drinks MY @#%$ BOOZE!"

That gave me what I like to call a "million dollar idea"

Caplocks for booze bottles. They would work like trigger locks for firearms, except they'd fit over the (capped) neck of the booze bottle and prevent anyone who doesnt have the key from opening it (without breaking anything)

There'd be a market for em with parents and with people like Mrens.

[EZ_Nazbuk]

I could tell you to shut up and stop being over emmotional and you'd probably say you were sorry. =P

Jeeeeeze! Take a stand. Get your spine transplanted back into your body and say how you really feel.

Oh yeah and since it's built up so much you'll most likely come off as a psycho and no one will understand.

But...that's what happens when you let it build up.

Nazbuk
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[EZ_Mrens]

Quote:Harboring ill will and biting your tongue over roomate issues is bound to lead to a huge blow up and out and will result in either you or them leaving one day.

GOOD!
Quote:2. You must not be from anywhere near Ny State to be considering Dominos or Pizza Hut as having good wings. But maybe growing up an hour from Buffalo has tainted me.

Now im entrigued, what you say is true, im nowhere near NY (Idaho) could there really be room for improvment on dominos greasy balls of heartburn? (Which btw is why im still awake )


And I have no spine, thats why im sitting in front of my computer bitching and moaning instead of sitting outside her room with a bat.

[EZ_Samita]

dude - she isn't gonna do ya...

but then again she might!

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[Dragynphyre]

Idaho, that would explain why you think Pizza Hut is actually good pizza too...



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[EZ_Vorax S]

I don't know Domino's can be good stuff, maybe I've got a scewed prespective since I know 2 guys that work there that make my pizzas with extra luvin. Normal Order from Domino's 2 Large Triple Cheese Triple Pepperoni. Total $6.00! Plus I get thier cheese bread with Triple Cheese too for $1.50.

Talk about feeling your veins start closing but with the grease that comes with them pizzas you gotta have a 2 liter to down half of one or you end up getting something stuck going down. First time I about gagged on them because I didn't have a drink and a ball of cheese got stuck half down.

Oh yeah and like everyone else said just lay it out there in a nice normal conversation. Then after you've told her your side ask her what she is going to do to correct her issues. If nothing kicker her whiney ass to the curb. Oh and buy a mini-fridge for your booze and keep it in your room.

[EZ_Hindraak]

Get a cell phone and quite paying for the land line, or pay for your calls only. If it's your fridge, lock it, if not, charge your roomate for everything she or her boyfriend(s) take from your side of the fridge.

Good luck padawan, you'll need it.

[Nenjin]

You don't want to hear, but I'll say it anyways.


Quit being spineless, put your foot down, be an @#%$. Why should you care what someone thinks about you when they are gone from your life? "They will come back, come back again, as long as the Red Earth rolls. He never wasted a tree or a leaf, why should he squander souls?"

"The road to Hell is paved with good intentions

[EZ_Prenn]

God damnit. Nenjin beat me to it.

I was pretty much going to call you a @#%$. For Serious. There's a finite amount of happiness in the world, and if you give your part away, you aren't going to find any more.

You will never get a promotion, or respect, or a chick worth screwing without being assertive.


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So I take shelter in tomorrow
Tomorrow will bring a brand new day
Think I can make it right tomorrow,
Think I need more sleep today...

[EZ_Mrens]

Ok, I grew a spine as it were.

My friend and her cheating, as she puts it "He knows" thats good enough to me, I will casually slip it into a conversation just to verify, I guess I can no longer be held acountable.

The phone bill, she is being very nasty about it, she has agreed to pay her share of this months bill, but then she refuses to pay for anymore. SO, I just got off the phone with my phone company, I cancled everything but my basic local package and my DSL, no long distance, messaging, or service pack (*69 etc)

Then come November I get to have a fun ol' time of making it ABUNDENTLY clear to any of her friends that call that she is NOT to recieve calls on the line she isint paying for. And I am removing the phone from my living room and her room and the only phone in the house will be the one in my room.

So I suppose that has worked itself out nicley

As to her boyfriend drinking my beer, I decided to call it a draw, I coldent really afford that much beer anyway so I will just stop puchasing it. I will however start getting more and more nasty about her taking my food (I awoke this morning to find 3 slices missing from my pizza) I swear, I certintly acted like a newbie my first roomate, Im gonna have a whole sleugh of new questions for the next roomate I interview.

[EZ_Phresh Prince]

lol - somone isn't going to be too happy come november..... :P

[EZ_Gyorg]

When you remove the phones, I suggest you open the wall jacks and remove the wires (red and green I think, yellow and black for a second line), off of the phone jack. Make sure to wrap them in electrical tape because if they short together they will keep you from making any calls in your home.

If you don't I'd think she'd just buy her own phone and plug it in whenever she wanted to make a call.

[EZ_Mrens]

Not withough THIS *Shakes his little DSL filter*

[EZ_Phresh Prince]

clever.

i take it she's not computer-savy enough to figure that out?

[EZ_Gyorg]

The filter keeps normal phones from screwing up DSL, not the other way around. You can't hear the frequencies that DSL transmits on.

[EZ_Mrens]

I get heavy static on my phone when I don't use the filter.

[freonsmurf]

1. @#%$ in her Pillow.
2. Stack her dirty dishes on her bed.
3. Place condoms all over her room.
4. Watch the $$ roll in!

It's only wrong if you get caught.If consequences dictate my course of action I should play GOD

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[EZ_Prenn]

Mrens is right, Gyorgification, phones suck without dsl filters.

I hope she doesn't kill you in your sleep, because it's funny as hell what you did. What a complete vunt. i mean, god. "OK I'LL PAY MY SHARE NOW BUT I WONT PAY FOR ANYTHING IN THE FUTURE."

<img-bitch plz>

[Dragynphyre]

Good Mrens... you're growing a set

I'd also start interviewing new roommates, and when you find one, dump this one out on her ass. Edited by: Dragynphyre at: 10/29/03 9:28 am

[Nenjin]

Mrens, I applaud the developement of what looks like a the beginnings of that thing people use to stand up (for themselves), but I'm smelling more passive aggressive behavior. Why in @#%$ name do you even want to live under the same roof as her? The phone thing is cute, granted, but it's only going to get worse, devolve into her stealing your stuff(not just your food), her boyfriend will probably threaten you, and your life is probably just going to get more intolerable as time goes on.

I'm all for passive-aggressive response tactics...but I do them from a distance, not from the lion pit. Believe it or not, passive aggressive behavior only makes a situation inflate, so that when it does go full aggressive, it's much much worse. I don't know what your options are, but if you could have told her "get the @#%$ out" you should have done it.

Ah well. I look forward to next installment of "this @#%$ bitch makes me want to piss blood" in a few weeks.

[EZ_Urusai]

And I half expect the boyfriend may have some 'silent issues' with his girlfriend living with another guy. He may be harboring abit of jealousy to being with and just hasn't said anything. When she gets mad at you as well she may sic him on you.

Though I applaud that your taking a stand Ill agree that you should watch your back as well.
Oh and "Good for you! Take back your appartment."

[EZ_Mrens]

HAHAHAHAHA!!

Let me just say im in a DAMN GOOD MOOD!!

Now, aparently the alcholic boyfriend found out about my friend, got drunk and decided "Im gonna kick his ass" ohh ya, something I forgot to mention about my friend, he is my weight partner. He is about 5' tall and can bench press 300+. Well anyway, my friend beat the hell out of the guy, I mean just thrashed him.

He showed up at my apartment to get sympathy from the bitch, I guess my poker face isint as good as I thought, I couldent keep a straight face. He decided little ol me would probibly be a better target (Little ol 250 pound, 6' 3" wheelchair bound me, who can bench a little more then my friend) I feel good, I havent beat the hell out of a guy since I was 15. (The @#%$ did get me good right in the eye though, I can barley open it, probibly gonna swell up tonight)

My friend dosent want anything to do with the bitch.
Her boyfriend dosent want anything to do with the bitch.
If he does come by I got a damn good reason to call the police on him.

Poor slutty, physco bitch.

I need a celebration pizza (I was considering the philly cheese steak pizza, that any good?)

[deuce]

The pizza is gud

but wait a sec, you kicked a guys butt from a wheelchair? Kinda gotta feel sorry for the guy now :P just kiddin.

[EZ_Mrens]

Beating up a previously thrashed drunk might not be the biggest acomplishment, but it makes me happy.

[EZ_Gyorg]

I gotta say. I don't think I could kick ass from a wheelchair.

[deuce]

ditto, I don't think I could kick ass in a wheelchair. If we ever cross paths I think i'll be on your side.

[Dragynphyre]

I just love the irony that he thought he was going to be able to take advantage of you being in a wheelchair - and you gave better than you got. Bravo Mrens!

Now get yourself over to the local cop shop and file a complaint against him - take some good gory closeup pictures of that shiner too - he came into your home and assaulted you.

Any damage you did to him was in self-defense, and I don't think that any jury would let him off if you took the stand to testify, with big blowup photos of the damage he did to your poor face.

Yeah, it's playing the handicapped card a bit, but you can get him locked up for a few years - long enough for you to get rid of his psycho (ex)girlfriend and move on with your life.

[EZ_Urusai]

As Spike would say "Good on you mate!"
Put the guy in his place and got rid of him as well. Wont be taking your beer anymore.

I know you said you were Anti-Confrontational but make sure to get the pictures taken by said weight buddy, and get pics of anything that was done to him as well. If you dont want to use them now then you can keep them for later. If the cops ask why you didnt report it then just say that you beleive in a "Second Chance" but wanted to cover your bases.
Glad things turned out anyway, even if you did have to get a shiner for it.

Oh and one thing ive noticed, dont pick punching fights with people in wheelchairs. Get some common sense (of course the people that may use this advice dont have any) If the person moves around based upon their arm power then their arm is comparable to your leg. Dumbass.
Yes I used to have a handicapped friend, He wasnt bound to a wheelchair but he had to use crutches to get everywhere. He was no slowpoke either, could just about keep up with us with fully functional legs. (Think he actually had some spine problem, he could stand with help but couldent control his legs) Probably the shortest guy in his class but had the biggest lift, and he wasnt a weight-lifter. It was just because of how he got around.

Quote:if you took the stand to testify
Im sorry but that just made me giggle.

[Dragynphyre]

Quote:Im sorry but that just made me giggle.

Yeah, a bit of irony on my part, even if it wasn't intentional.

[EZ_Urusai]

Didnt seem like it was, that was part of what made it so giggley.

[EZ_Random TM]

Now to move on to the next step, finding a replacement for your bitch roommate. If her name isn't on the lease you have an absolutely incredible amount of latitude in dealing with her.

[Trolo]

For the record, Dominoe's is the worst pizza ever. WORST.

[EZ_Geidon]

Wait are you actually in a wheel chair or was that a joke? If you really are that is funny as hell that you beat someones ass from a wheelchair.

[freonsmurf]

philly cheese shitsteak is horrible.

continue to rock while I salute you.

[EZ_Mrens]

Yes I am actually in a chair, seems like a pretty bad "Joke"

And the philly cheesesteak was subpar, but no really awfull.

[EZ_Swipey]

3 reasons to never fight a guy in a wheelchair :

1) If you win, there is no glory or honor in it. Woo! What a tough man you are! You managed to beat up a guy who can't walk!

2) If you lose, people will mock you for not even being able to beat a guy in a wheelchair.

3) He may be frightfully strong in the upper body from wheeling himself around. If he gets a hold of you, its gonna hurt.



There's just no up-side to it.

[EZ_Urusai]

Just remembered the scene from "Touched by an Angel" I think it was. Had the guy that plays Crocodile Dundee in it as a theif that died and is back as an angel.

He was in the bar and this guy rolls by in a wheelchair (one of the main characters obviously) that has a major chip on his shoulder. Being real rude to everybody and making them all get out of his way. (Not that they shouldent but they were playing up an attitude in the scene.) Dundee leans way back so he's specificlly in the way. The guy in the wheelchair picks a fight thinking it would be refused.

Whats Dundee's character do. Pulls up a chair and sits down then brings up his fists into fighting position.
Was a really nice scene. Kind of touching as well if you get past the whole fight thing. In the end only a few punches where thown and they ended up drinking the night away together as best buds.

It was a really good movie IMHO.

[EZ_Mrens]

Damn what movie was that.

Old west movie, guy in a wheelchair "Calls a guy out" for a shoot out.

The guy is carried out tied to a chair.

Jerimiah Johnson?

[EZ_Urusai]

That does sound familiar now that you said that. I cant remember all of Jerimiah Johnson though, Wasnt Trinity but it sounds like something he would do. (That scene with the quick-draw-slapping in the bar still makes me laugh) ...
Thats going to annoy me all day now.
/ponders doing a google search for an old western movie forum