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11-12-03, 02:50 PM
Jumping christ on a @#%$ pogostick, how can I be so stupid as to forget my mom's birthday? Never even mind forgetting it, how about not bothering to REMEMBER the @#%$ month it's in? How can I consider myself such a kindly person who always thinks of his friends and family first when I don't remember my own mom's birthday? Seriously, what the @#%$ is wrong with me? I deserve to have my fingers broken one by one for being such a mindless twit. Argh! The worst part is, this happens EVERY @#%$ year. Most of the time I'm reminded of birthdays, but I wasn't this time. Yet I do NOTHING to fix it, absolutely @#%$ nothing, again and again. And it's not just my mom's birthday, but everyone's birthday. When am I going to grow up and stop being such an ioditic and immature little @#%$? Grr!
Die, self, die. Edgie, Retired Deciever, Tarew marr server
The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. ~Albert Einstein
happens to the best of us, bro.
oh and yeah, when are you going to grow up and stop being such a little @%*$? cmon!
My mom laughed when she came into my room one day and I had a 3x5 notecard taped to my door with everyone's birthday on it. "They will come back, come back again, as long as the Red Earth rolls. He never wasted a tree or a leaf, why should he squander souls?"
"The road to Hell is paved with good intentions
11-12-03, 05:38 PM
We have a calender in my bathroom with all the birthdays on it. Perfect reading material for taking a @#%$. I know like all of my cousins and relative's birthdays.
it does happen to the best of us.. the key is write down everyones birthday that you cant afford to miss..
then write the dates out in every conceivable manner ( November 12th, 11-12, The Twelth of November), and say each one over and over.. as you write them...
Mines October 12th btw...
11-12-03, 06:51 PM
You hate your mother obviously. She should just kill herself because no-one loves her.
Stop being passive aggressive you bastard!!
11-09-80 just fyi since you all @#$% forgot it.
Happy 23rd birthday to me! woot. /dance
11-14-03, 09:27 AM
Man...I'm an old bastard.
On a serious note...I can't remember my mom's birthday either. Usually my other family members call and say, "Did you call mom for her birthday yet?"
"Yes I did."
"Oh...well, okay, just so you called her."
After I hang up the phone I immediately call my mom and wish her a happy birthday. That way when they call to ask her if I have, TA DA!
EZ_Jassy of Povar
11-14-03, 09:42 AM
Old? 1978? rofl..... try this on for size:
11-14-03, 10:20 AM
I know, I feel ancient too.
I have a Far Side desk calender where you tear off a page each day. I usually write a note on there a week before a family members birthday and again two days before. So far I haven't forgotten anyone's birthday using that system.
EDIT: Sig nerfage, apparently it's showing up as Java, I'll have to go fiddle with my profile again. Edited by: mjn6172 at: 11/14/03 10:21 am
11-14-03, 10:59 AM
:"> All you people with ambiguous birthdays. Was that 9th of November or 11th of September? and 6th of May or 5th of June?
Mines 15/08/72. Easy to work out and it doesn't matter if you use the correct format or the American format.
11-14-03, 11:58 AM
08/14/74 - 14/08/74 works both ways here too
I actually know everyone's birthday, but don't bother to post a card until too late. (Back In Black)
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11-14-03, 01:12 PM
How did this thread get turned into a post-your-birthday thingy?
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11-14-03, 01:17 PM