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EZ_DreaDie
11-12-03, 02:50 PM
Jumping christ on a @#%$ pogostick, how can I be so stupid as to forget my mom's birthday? Never even mind forgetting it, how about not bothering to REMEMBER the @#%$ month it's in? How can I consider myself such a kindly person who always thinks of his friends and family first when I don't remember my own mom's birthday? Seriously, what the @#%$ is wrong with me? I deserve to have my fingers broken one by one for being such a mindless twit. Argh! The worst part is, this happens EVERY @#%$ year. Most of the time I'm reminded of birthdays, but I wasn't this time. Yet I do NOTHING to fix it, absolutely @#%$ nothing, again and again. And it's not just my mom's birthday, but everyone's birthday. When am I going to grow up and stop being such an ioditic and immature little @#%$? Grr!

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The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. ~Albert Einstein

Jeters
11-12-03, 02:56 PM
happens to the best of us, bro.

oh and yeah, when are you going to grow up and stop being such a little @%*$? cmon!

j/k =p

Nenjin
11-12-03, 03:21 PM
My mom laughed when she came into my room one day and I had a 3x5 notecard taped to my door with everyone's birthday on it. "They will come back, come back again, as long as the Red Earth rolls. He never wasted a tree or a leaf, why should he squander souls?"

"The road to Hell is paved with good intentions

EZ_pulid
11-12-03, 05:38 PM
We have a calender in my bathroom with all the birthdays on it. Perfect reading material for taking a @#%$. I know like all of my cousins and relative's birthdays.

Aidden
11-12-03, 06:41 PM
it does happen to the best of us.. the key is write down everyones birthday that you cant afford to miss..

then write the dates out in every conceivable manner ( November 12th, 11-12, The Twelth of November), and say each one over and over.. as you write them...

it works..


Mines October 12th btw...

EZ_Gyorg
11-12-03, 06:51 PM
You hate your mother obviously. She should just kill herself because no-one loves her.

Aidden
11-12-03, 06:57 PM
Stop being passive aggressive you bastard!!

deuce
11-12-03, 07:47 PM
11-09-80 just fyi since you all @#$% forgot it.

Happy 23rd birthday to me! woot. /dance

Kaielen
11-14-03, 09:27 AM
06-05-78

Man...I'm an old bastard.

On a serious note...I can't remember my mom's birthday either. Usually my other family members call and say, "Did you call mom for her birthday yet?"

"Yes I did."

"Oh...well, okay, just so you called her."

After I hang up the phone I immediately call my mom and wish her a happy birthday. That way when they call to ask her if I have, TA DA!

EZ_Jassy of Povar
11-14-03, 09:42 AM
Old? 1978? rofl..... try this on for size:

07-20-61.....

EZ_mjn6172
11-14-03, 10:20 AM
7/31/1978

I know, I feel ancient too.

I have a Far Side desk calender where you tear off a page each day. I usually write a note on there a week before a family members birthday and again two days before. So far I haven't forgotten anyone's birthday using that system.



EDIT: Sig nerfage, apparently it's showing up as Java, I'll have to go fiddle with my profile again. Edited by: mjn6172 at: 11/14/03 10:21 am

EZ_Loxmyf
11-14-03, 10:59 AM
:"> All you people with ambiguous birthdays. Was that 9th of November or 11th of September? and 6th of May or 5th of June?

Mines 15/08/72. Easy to work out and it doesn't matter if you use the correct format or the American format.
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Dragynphyre
11-14-03, 11:58 AM
08/14/74 - 14/08/74 works both ways here too

I actually know everyone's birthday, but don't bother to post a card until too late. (Back In Black)
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EZ_Bondori Zafiro
11-14-03, 01:12 PM
How did this thread get turned into a post-your-birthday thingy?

november 29 1984, bring gifts ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bon·do·ri
adj.
1. Deviating from what is ordinary, usual, or expected; strange or peculiar.
2. Random and unusual death to sea turtles.
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EZ_Loxmyf
11-14-03, 01:17 PM
Natural selection
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