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freonsmurf
11-17-03, 02:24 PM
November 17th, 2003.

Dear Annoying person,

I deal with your presence on a daily basis. I endure your annoying voice which rises to obscene volumes several times a day. I have often reached over and turned down your headset because I can hear the conversation on the line from 4 feet away, yet everyday I come to work and find it at max volume again. You get excited easily, I want to blame your vagina but I think its just your personality. Your voices raises when you get excited, this is a toxic combination that only increases my dislike.

I have been blamed for some of the mistakes you made since I had to train you, but I have received zero praise for everything that you do right. Nevermind the fact that you don't know alot of basic english and can barely use a computer.


Also, please keep your stupid questions in your gaping piehole.
You are 30 years old yet you ask me questions like, "Guess what I'm doing today? Going to the hairdresser!", "Guess what I'm thinking?blah blah blah". You also have the annoying habbits of a 70 year old widow. For example, when eating an apple you exclaim how good the apple tastes to nobody in particular. Or when you need something, you say it outloud. Now if you were a real 70 year old woman and you said, "I need my medicene" I would be happy to oblige. But when you are 30 years old and say "I need a pen" and proceed to look flustered and turn over papers in a vain search is just stupid, especially when all you have to do is getup and walk a few feet and pick one off the other desk. Atleast twice I day a get a update on some stupid @#%$ you are doing, how you feel about it and then its discussion time about how you went to the grocery store and it was so big.


Oh and mind your own @#%$ business. Remeber how you drooped yourself over my shoulder 10 seconds ago and said "what are you writing?" Luckily my quick reflexes due to years of porn surfing allowed me to divert you from the rant...but what the @#%$? Are you 16 and single or 30 and newlywed? Why don't you just follow me home and open my mail? Also when another person in the same room is on the phone talking to someone else, that conversation doesn't @#%$ involve you. You don't discuss the details of a phone conversation that you just eavesdropped on or ask them who or what they were talking about the minute they hung up the phone.

On top of it all how could annoy me further? You bring in junk food every single day. Everyday you open it up and have at it, then proceed to get up and walk around offering to every single person in the office. 99% of the time everyone politely say no, yet everyday the same routine repeats itself. As if eric changed his mind and now wants a hand full of ruffles but he didn't want a handful of doritos for the third day in a roww. This isn't to bad, but now I'm on some stupid ass diet and everyday you toss this @#%$ in my face. I removed alot of junk food from home and avoid buying it when I shop but the last thing I need it it waved and offered in front of me every day!

Signed.

Waiting to snap.



When you dig my grave, make it shallow so that I can feel the rain


Edited by: Kezzek at:Gone Fishing 11/17/03 3:40pm

EZ_Gyorg
11-17-03, 05:31 PM
If you were going to get rid of food you could have at least called me. I'd take it off your hands.

Anyway, sleep with her and get it over with. Though honestly the guy I work with talks to himself, the computer, the circuit board, the soldering iron, and the phone regularly. I get along well with him though.

Anyway, kick ass rant. Though why you didn't say, "I'm writing a rant about you, wanna see?" illudes me.

Llabak Tharr
11-17-03, 05:33 PM
Quote:Anyway, sleep with her and get it over with. Though honestly the guy I work with talks to himself, the computer, the circuit board, the soldering iron, and the phone regularly. I get along well with him though.


Clearly, because you slept with him!

EZ_Gyorg
11-17-03, 06:09 PM
Heh. I'm his sons' age. It's kinda deperessing when everyone either has children your age, or grandchildren already.

Nenjin
11-17-03, 06:30 PM
Quote:Anyway, sleep with her and get it over with.

I like how this has become the solution to like 4 out of every 5 rants in here

Jem
11-17-03, 07:21 PM
sex = stress relief Wraine aka "The Spine Tickler!"
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"It has.. It has a meter that is tricky. A little wicky wacky wicky..."

EZ_Gyorg
11-17-03, 08:40 PM
It was sarcasm! Bah.

EZ_Mrens
11-17-03, 09:03 PM
Wait you weren't serious when you told me to sleep with my roommate?

Uh Oh

Pratell
11-17-03, 09:41 PM
I think Gyorg went into the wrong business! It's the bright one, it's the right one, it's Pratell.

EZ_Zorian
11-17-03, 09:44 PM
Sex with a newlywed =/= stress relief.

Greldek
11-17-03, 10:37 PM
Heh, that is possibly one of the best rants I've ever read.

EZ_Jayan Thornfoot
11-18-03, 04:35 AM
Pretty good rant and I agree sleep with her and get it over with!

This line I found hilarious.


"Luckily my quick reflexes due to years of porn surfing allowed me to divert you from the rant..."

A classic line indeed

Meddik
11-18-03, 06:06 AM
When I saw the title, I thought Deluin was back.

EZ_Grendl Nighthunter
11-20-03, 02:22 PM
Best line ever :

"You get excited easily, I want to blame your vagina but I think its just your personality."

EZ_Wemic
12-07-03, 04:38 AM
Quote:
Though honestly the guy I work with talks to himself, the computer, the circuit board, the soldering iron, and the phone regularly. I get along well with him though.


Aidden?

EZ_Jumping HoS
12-07-03, 09:25 AM
DO her in the pooper!

Well, not really. I just always wanted to be the first person to say that here.

deuce
12-07-03, 09:27 AM
Quote:Though honestly the guy I work with talks to himself, the computer, the circuit board, the soldering iron, and the phone regularly. I get along well with him though.

He must be an engineer. I know of many that do the same

not including myself!