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Jhani Vandolay
11-19-03, 11:25 AM
So I woke up this morning, and while lying in bed I was looking at the rug, which is this dark blue utility rug kinda deal, and I was thinking to myself that it's maybe a little too dark? I dunno, it's not ugly or anything but maybe a tone or two lighter might bring the room up a bit.

The a little while later I broke a nail. This of course is self-explanatory, and the worst part of my day.

Then at lunch time, I went to get a Vanilla Pepsi from the fridge, but realized I only put them in an hour ago!! So they're not nearly cold enough and I had to settle on a Coke w/lemon instead. Needless to say, my entire lunch was marred by this substitution.

So here I am killing time before I go out for the afternoon, and what do I notice, but my cats have knocked over a pen/pencil thingy off an end table! There are pens all over the floor! Four pens, all of which should be sitting unobtrusively in a holder, in disarray on the (ever so slightly too-dark) carpet instead!! WTF!

How am I supposed to live this way?! With broken nails, and spilled pens, and a landlord who clearly didn't take my aesthetics in mind when decorating. I can only take comfort knowing it'll go up from here, because clearly it cannot go down. Not to claim the status of a "real professional" in any one endeavor has been a small price to pay for the many benefits and pleasures of trespassing. ~Leo Lionni

Nenjin
11-19-03, 11:31 AM
Ppffftt, it doesn't sound like you've even left your house yet today. How can you say your day can only go up?!?!?! You could step outside and find that they've done a perfect job patching the hole infront of your building, and it will never, ever need to be replaced again.

edit

I find this rant x5 more entertaining after reading Brelkor's post.

I give it a 9.2! Edited by: Nenjin at: 11/19/03 11:32 am

Brelkor
11-19-03, 11:31 AM
Is this a personal attack?

Meddik
11-19-03, 11:39 AM
To quote myself...

Sarcasm from Jhani? Never!

Jhani Vandolay
11-19-03, 11:58 AM
To quote Meddik, "kthnxbye!"

EZ_Tabbran
11-19-03, 12:10 PM
Look on the up side of things -- at least you don't have broken glass in your peehole. Safehouse Minority Terror Squad Commander

Nocte
11-19-03, 12:12 PM
Carpe Diem Man! Carpe Diem!!!

Greldek
11-19-03, 12:12 PM
damn you notce you replied like a second before me so damn you
Edited by: Greldek at: 11/19/03 12:12 pm

Meddik
11-19-03, 12:30 PM
The trick to making sure you rarely have a bad day.

Tomorrow morning, eat a live frog for breakfast.

In comparison to that, most days will seem pretty good.

Nimmbull
11-19-03, 01:01 PM
I give this rant 10,000 Ragebringers.

Dragynphyre
11-19-03, 01:15 PM
Hey, how come when I post a rant just like this, the Almighty Glip comes down on me like a 16-ton weight??

It's 'cause Jhani's cuter than me, isn't it? ISN'T IT? (Back In Black)
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Grandmaster Poisoner (250), Master Potter (191), Grandmaster Lush (200)

Nimmbull
11-19-03, 01:20 PM
Someone's been left at the sarcasm station.

EZ_Pedric Cuf
11-19-03, 01:23 PM
Because judging by the replies, this is a satire post on one of Brelkor's posts, Dragyn...

I want a link to the post in question, though, because everything in his profile is just NWHFJ stuff. Unless it has something to do about smelly fingers...

Glip the Gnome
11-19-03, 01:32 PM
And Jhani DID buy me muffins and poison my brother, so she's allowed to kill anyone she wants *nod*

And I came down on no one like a 16 ton weight. First of all, if I had a 16 ton weight I would drop it on Sullon Zek or Zulian not you. :P

Second of all, I was merely making suggestions Glip the Gnome
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Where are my pants?

EZ_Prenn
11-19-03, 04:11 PM
Quote:It's 'cause Jhani's cuter than me, isn't it? ISN'T IT?

Yes. Sensei Pren{Dragon Army}[Tribunal Server]
So I take shelter in tomorrow
Tomorrow will bring a brand new day
Think I can make it right tomorrow,
Think I need more sleep today...

Nenjin
11-19-03, 04:18 PM
Quote:Someone's been left at the sarcasm station.

I'm not sure she was even there when the train left

EZ_Peebs
11-19-03, 04:41 PM
haha, your rug sucks!