WHORE!!

[EZ_Mrens]

She pushed me to @#%$ far this time!! I got a call from her boyfriend at 6 o'clock in the @#%$ morning! The moron locked his keys in the car this time, and aparently he always has her @#%$ cell phone and NOW everytime he does something stupid he gets to call me so I can play secratary for my roomate!!

I bring this @#%$ up to her, I was polite, as I always am, and told her I didn't want her @#%$ piece of @#%$ boyfriend calling me on my phone anymore! She gets pissed about this, I mean how dare I question the fact that she dosent pay for my @#%$ phone bill but I STILL have to get woken up a 6:00 AM because she chooses to give her cellphone away.

So anyway, I bring this fact up to her in the most courties possible way. She explodes, flips me off, tells me to go to hell, then storms off!

@#%$ YOU BITCH!
Now I am undecided, I could tell her to get the @#%$ out now, while im good and angry, but I am going out of town for the week and I fear what she might do to my room in my absence. She is a spitefull bitch she is.

Or I can tell her to get lost when I get back, but this has it's risks. I might not be pissed enough to tell her to @#%$ herself. That and I want to give her time to pack and get a new place, I might be pissed but am not an ass, so I might have to put up with her through December.

Whore. Slut. Bitch. Skank. @#%$ GET THE @#%$ OUT OF MY HOUSE!

[EZ_Traicer]

Do her in the? err wait.

I choose wait a week. Its better to @#$% with someone when they thought they got away with it and when everything goes back to normal for awhile you tell her to get the @#$% out. Its soooo much better that way.

And damn man you best do it or i'll come throw her out for you.

[freonsmurf]

Put an add in the paper for a new roomate.


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[Fricka]

I second that, put the ad in the paper right now, that way if you think you'lll lose your nerve when you get back it'll help bolster it.

You gotta get her out of your place.

~Fricka
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[EZ_Barrister]

and have that dudes number blocked from calling yours.

[EZ_Nazbuk]

You can't block cell phone numbers.

If she freaked out about you telling her about her stupid boy friend messing with your life then she's not your friend at all.

Also she's NOT YOUR FRIEND AT ALL.

So, you need to sack up and be a man. Tell her to control her stupid boyfriend or she can get the hell out. Tell her you're tired of her crap and the crap that gets dumped on you because she makes poor relationship choices.

Why is it that all "computer" guys are &@*#ing dumb about things like this. @#%$....

Nazbuk
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[Jhani Vandolay]

Is the the "She asks me how my day was when I'm trying to play EQ so I'm going to tell the landlord she did something horrible so she'll get kicked out" roomate, or a different one? Not to claim the status of a "real professional" in any one endeavor has been a small price to pay for the many benefits and pleasures of trespassing. ~Leo Lionni

[Jem]

Quote:Do her in the? err wait.

This is wrong. The roomate isn't the real problem. When pursuing this course of action, one must always go to the source.

Do HIM in the pooper.

This will make all problems go away. Wraine aka "The Spine Tickler!"
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[Nenjin]

Wraine gets a gold star. That bastard won't dare call YOU again after you stick it up his butt. /nod "Nothing in this world truly comes for free."

[Jem]

Well if he still keeps calling afterward at least you can say stuff like, "Look, it was only one night. I'm not into long-term relationships. Besides, you weren't that good anyway."

[EZ_Barrister]

/choke rofl

Wraine is right, but hell, just make sure and get them both.

I was unaware you couldnt block specific cell numbers. But, you can still have a block set which only allows specified numbers to ring through.

[Dorla]

Next time the boyfriend calls, turn on some porn loud enough so he can hear, and tell him that she's a little "busy" right now.

[Kaielen]

/gasp

Dorla wins.

[EZ_Synrax]

This rant looks familiar.

[EZ_Traicer]

Quote: This rant looks familiar.

It is mrens always rants on his roomate situation. The highlight of his rants is when he posted that he kicked his roomates ass from a wheelchair.

You should of done him in the pooper then!

[EZ_Eldoren]

As a whole, I find the pooper is a good place this should be resolved.

Zing!

[DarthEnderX]

In the pooper, yesiree.

[Cantatus]

Damn, I was going to say to tell the roommate you heard feminine giggling in the background the next time he calls, but Dorla's way is definitely more fun!

Seriously though, wait a week. If you're not still mad about it, then maybe it wasn't worth throwing her out. However, you seem to want her out badly, but given her volatile personality, it'd probably be better to do it when you have a calm head. Plus, the surprise factor is always a nice touch.
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[Meddik]

To quote Han Solo in ROTJ: "Back door, huh? Good idea!"

Almost as good as ""Possible he came in through the south entrance." from ESB.

[Mardoc the Dwarf]

That was hardcore Meddik, Wraine, Dorla...hardcore

[EZ_Dayhel Pathweaver]

I am confused because your roomate has confused your cell number with the phone she gave away she is now a Whore. I dont know but looking up that definition in the dictionary doesnt qualifier as a Whore.

Jerk for giving out your cell number maybe. Dayhel Pathweaver
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[EZ_Fallen One]

just leave this rant open by "mistake" so she can read it.


either your problem will be solved, or she'll have you heading out the back door.






/bandwagon "Pain inside is rising. I am the Fallen One. A figure in an old game. No jokers on my side. I've plunged into missery, i've turned out the light and murderd the dawn"

[Koru]

May I suggest being an ass and tossing her out when you get back? I say when you get back because given what you've said of this woman and her psycho she doesn't seem like the kind of person you'd want to say "leave" to and then leave her alone in the house. I'm somehow guessing that if you don't, having her around for Christmas will be interesting to say the least given how you've described her personality.

Or y'know, you could continue being a female cat and put up with her abusive psycho boyfriend calling you at all hours of the night, her tantrums and the inevitable loss of property when they/she decide they've used you enough. Totally your call of course.

[Elerion]

p-cat is only female cat? I always thought it was just a cat in general. *shrug*