Kaielen
12-09-03, 11:23 AM
I just wanted to gank some of the glory from the Die in the Face franchise.
Anyway, what gives a woman the right to freaking smack jack a guy right in the freaking cheek?
We tried going out and YOU broke up with ME. Then we tentatively get back together and you feel justified to break into my house and go snooping around and listening to my answering machine? I hope that call you heard from the God forsaken ass-sucking telemarketer was worth your Mission Impossible.
No way, darlin! You're on the out and out, GOODBYE! I help you carry your @#%$ to the car, you make sure it's all out of range of my foot and fist and then you ask me to step closer.
Now, I'm a bit gullible. So I step closer, expecting to tell you that I don't want a kiss or hug goodbye and @#%$ "KA-POW" right in my jaw. You stupid frazzle haired bitch. Why don't you take your buck teeth to the grocery store and gnaw a carrot!!! Damn it!
That @#%$ actually hurt, too. Good thing beer numbs that kind of thing.
@#%$.
Anyway, what gives a woman the right to freaking smack jack a guy right in the freaking cheek?
We tried going out and YOU broke up with ME. Then we tentatively get back together and you feel justified to break into my house and go snooping around and listening to my answering machine? I hope that call you heard from the God forsaken ass-sucking telemarketer was worth your Mission Impossible.
No way, darlin! You're on the out and out, GOODBYE! I help you carry your @#%$ to the car, you make sure it's all out of range of my foot and fist and then you ask me to step closer.
Now, I'm a bit gullible. So I step closer, expecting to tell you that I don't want a kiss or hug goodbye and @#%$ "KA-POW" right in my jaw. You stupid frazzle haired bitch. Why don't you take your buck teeth to the grocery store and gnaw a carrot!!! Damn it!
That @#%$ actually hurt, too. Good thing beer numbs that kind of thing.
@#%$.