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Kaielen
12-09-03, 11:23 AM
I just wanted to gank some of the glory from the Die in the Face franchise.

Anyway, what gives a woman the right to freaking smack jack a guy right in the freaking cheek?

We tried going out and YOU broke up with ME. Then we tentatively get back together and you feel justified to break into my house and go snooping around and listening to my answering machine? I hope that call you heard from the God forsaken ass-sucking telemarketer was worth your Mission Impossible.

No way, darlin! You're on the out and out, GOODBYE! I help you carry your @#%$ to the car, you make sure it's all out of range of my foot and fist and then you ask me to step closer.

Now, I'm a bit gullible. So I step closer, expecting to tell you that I don't want a kiss or hug goodbye and @#%$ "KA-POW" right in my jaw. You stupid frazzle haired bitch. Why don't you take your buck teeth to the grocery store and gnaw a carrot!!! Damn it!

That @#%$ actually hurt, too. Good thing beer numbs that kind of thing.

@#%$.

Aidden
12-09-03, 11:29 AM
Quote:We tried going out and YOU broke up with ME


Quote:You stupid frazzle haired bitch. Why don't you take your buck teeth to the grocery store and gnaw a carrot!!! Damn it!


errr did th eteeth change suddenly, or were they always like that?

Kaielen
12-09-03, 11:32 AM
They were always like that. I thought it was cute at first...then her hand connected with my face.

Gnmish Gearbinder
12-09-03, 11:42 AM
Um...do her in the poop chute? gnmish.gearbinder.ring.warden.sullon.zek
What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

Kaielen
12-09-03, 12:12 PM
You know...I was going to reply with that myself...but I thought for just once that we were going to be able to let something go...

Meddik
12-09-03, 12:40 PM
Well, women can assault men, because there is virtually no enforcement of laws against it.

Look at spousal abuse records, about how few men even bother to report it, and how little action occurs when they do.

DarthEnderX
12-11-03, 01:23 AM
Thats why you just kill her. Hide the body. After the pooper doing that is.

EZ_Ronaan
12-11-03, 01:24 AM
you got pwned by a girl?

Kaielen
12-11-03, 04:48 AM
It's not like I could grab her arm and twist her wrist until she was lying on the ground. She's a woman.

EZ_Boot Disk
12-12-03, 05:35 PM
Nosy and bossy attitude? Frazzled hair?? Buck teeth???

You were dating Hermione Granger?!? where anger is big and fueled by hydrogen