View Full Version : Dog owners and dog isht
12-11-03, 10:07 AM
Alright you @#%$ lazy bastards, not picking it up outside in the yard in front of the apartment complex is one thing, but for @#%$ sakes, when your precious little @#%$ machine leaves a nice pile of crap cakes in the hallways of the mother @#%$ aparmtent complex, PICK THAT @#%$ UP!!
I'm not paying ungodly rent in this place for the pleasure of playing a improvised game of hop scotch around your pets feces every morning.
You're all lucky i haven't caught one of your little lap yappers in action yet, or i'm likely to give you a real @#%$ grin, capice? :"> Brelkor the Blackhammer, The Masta Back Stabba, retired rogue
"And it's lend me ten pounds, I'll buy you a drink
And mother wake me early in the morning "[i]
Is the dog some kind of computerized robo-dog, or did you just lay a rant-dump in the wrong spot (much like the dog of which you speak ).
12-11-03, 10:12 AM
i was wondering why this post is (soon to be was, i'm sure) in the safehouse workshop, when i saw:
robotic pooper problems!
plug it in the pooper! "Pain inside is rising. I am the Fallen One. A figure in an old game. No jokers on my side. I've plunged into missery, i've turned out the light and murderd the dawn"
12-11-03, 10:49 AM
hey, what the ...
12-11-03, 11:13 AM
I say for christmas give them the Doggie Diaper (complete with video demostration)
That way everybody (but the dog how has a load strapped to it's butt) is happy.
12-11-03, 03:46 PM
hahaha oh man, i read through that doggy diaper thing really fast and thought it said "Dog for diaper sold seperately" where it says "Dog Diaper for solid waste" under the pic of the dog with the...diaper...thing "Pain inside is rising. I am the Fallen One. A figure in an old game. No jokers on my side. I've plunged into missery, i've turned out the light and murderd the dawn"
Do it in the p00per Brelkor, that'll teach the bastage to @#%$ ever again!!!! "Nothing in this world truly comes for free."
12-12-03, 12:46 PM
where da mods at? or is it more funny to leave it here?
I declare this thread completely unfunny now.
12-12-03, 04:14 PM
I declare YOU completely un funny@@@#$
12-13-03, 09:13 AM
heh I'll pick up my dogs @#%$ the day I see those girls who like to ride their horses everywhere around my suburb clean up after their beasts =)
however I wouldnt let my chloe crap in a building o.O but hey it happens
12-13-03, 02:38 PM
If you know whose dog it is, feed it hamburger with chocolate ex lax in it.
That'll learn em about how much fun dog @#%$ is.
Shanar's Fantastical Gear!
12-13-03, 04:20 PM
Big diff between horse sh*t and dog sh*t, imo...
Carnivore feces smells horrible. Omnivore smells even worse. Examples include dogs, cats, pigs, and ourselves.
Horse poop, on the other hand, smells pretty good to me. Like hay. They dont have very good digestive systems, unlike cows (which is kinda a take it or leave it smell with me). Plus, its hard to miss a horse apple while youre walkin down the sidewalk.
I was out a few minutes ago appreciating the snow fall collecting on the ground and the guy upstairs brings his dog out for the nightly walk... he stops to talk to me a minute and his dog craps right in front of me, leaving a huge brown disgusting mess.
Now it was off-putting enough that it was right in the middle of this beautiful snow, but that isn't what really pissed me off. It was on the snow covering the sidewalk out of the apartment. Which in the morning will melt, leaving a nice little doggie poo pile right in the middle of the sidewalk.
12-14-03, 10:50 AM
Horse poop, on the other hand, smells pretty good to me.
uh huh o.O I cant say I go around sampling these things so I'll take your word on that~
12-14-03, 12:26 PM
Youve never been around horses?
Anyway, I was walking into my apartment building earlier and I look down to see a red turd, washing down the steps slowly (Seattles clean in that sense). Musta been from the red dye they put in dog food... Poor things turds look like Georgia clay or something.
12-19-03, 04:50 PM
Quote:Seattles clean in that sense
Too bad it smells like burnt coffee and fish all the time. Lenilya Venomcraft - Deciever
Ohall Rapeseed - Templar
12-19-03, 05:23 PM
Just start @#%$ out on the sidewalk at night, maybe they will get the hint.
12-20-03, 12:14 AM
Or in the hallway in front of the offending dog owner's door.