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Kaielen
12-24-03, 06:40 AM
***This story is a slight adaptation of a TRUE story***
***This story is also for the rant hall people who seem to have lost that...Christmas feeling. There isn't anything different and a lack of goodwill towards man, you're just in a pissy mood and need to remember that there are people that need your good cheer and my good cheer and everyone's good cheer for that matter. Now...for your reading enjoyment and to share more of my twisted life with you goofballs...my story.***


I went shopping last night, just to pick up some last minute things for family/friends/yada-yada. So far the best deal I've gotten on a Christmas gift this year is $50.00 for a 1985 Firebird. Anyway...

I was just browsing the coffee pots when I hear something strange; The sound of crying. So, I grab my coffee pot and circle around the aisle looking for the source of the sobbing. As I come around into the furniture section of the store, there's a little girl holding her knees to her chest and crying underneath a table.

"Hey there. What's wrong?"

After a moment she looks up and through slightly tangled hair I see this dirty face looking back out at me. "I lost my mommy."

"Oh! Hey, that's no problem, darlin. She's probably right around in another aisle. Let's go look for her."

At this she started to sob again and every word was punctuated with a hiccup. "She *hic* got *hic* on *hic* the *hic* bus *hic* outside *hic* and *hic* left *hic* me."

My heart suddenly did one of those things where you're afraid you're either going to puke it up, or it's going to fall out of your ass. I froze for a moment and I don't know how to explain the depth of the horror I felt when I heard this.

My mind raced. I had two choices. Call the police and doom this little girl to a Christmas with state officials...or find her parent/parents and see that she's with her family when the fat guy lands on the roof.

Now, I hate kids. I'm serious. I don't like them. They bother me. I prefer for them to get to at least 12 or 13, then they're tolerable because they're not as freaking loud and you can lock them outside and know that they can take care of themselves.

This little girl, when asked about her age, responded; "I'm Cindy and I am seven years old."

Oh, @#%$. I hate kids. Especially when they're this young. If I were Michael Jackson I might be doing alright and thinking that my Christmas present had arrived early. I'm trained as a police officer and am not a sick, twisted, nasty, dirty, should-be-dead, cowardly, piece of @#%$, so all I thought was that my luck really sucked. Why did I have to find this freaking kid and be stuck with her. @#%$ it, it's not my problem. I don't have to worry about her annoying little crying dirty ass. Let someone else do it. That's what a cop is for, right?

"What's wrong?"

I turn my head...and am met with a vision of beauty. An angel had come.

Actually, her name was Kate.

"She's...lost. Her mother got on a bus and left her and I guess she wandered in here and hid."

"Oh my God!" At this she moves forward and scoops the little girl up, dirt and all, and proceeds to use a kleenex from her purse and spit to wipe the girl's face clean. There was a pretty brat under all of the dirt. "Have you called the police?"

"I thought about it, but what the hell are they going to do other than turn her over to family services. It's Christmas and she's going to spend it in a..." At this I couldn't finish because the little girl (who actually was a little doll) was looking at me with huge blue tear-filled eyes.

"I didn't think of that. What do you think we should do?"

At this I propose getting the hell out of here and going to my house to warm up and wash up. We also finish shopping for a new (clean) set of clothes for Cindy and grab her a teddy bear for good measure.

We agree to take my car and leave Kate's parked in the store lot. After about 5 minutes, Cindy had fallen asleep propped on her teddy in the back seat. I chuckled at the sight in the rearview, and Kate moved closer to me to whisper, "What are we going to do?"

"I have no idea. I've never had to take care of a kid before."

"It's not that hard, but I was talking about where we're going to take her. We could just take her to the police and-"

"No way, hell no. I've been there done that when I was a kid, and I'll not be an accomplice to subjecting a child to that nightmare. Savvy?"

"You were in an orphanage?"

"For two days and one night. It was the most frightening and humiliating experience of my life. I still have nightmares. No WAY she's going there."

"For someone who doesn't like children, you sure are protective of one you don't even know."

"Who says I don't like children?"

"The way you act towards them. It's okay, my brother is the same way."

"How old is he?"

"20."

"So you're, what...?"

"23. You?"

"25. Listen...what the hell are we going to do with this kid?"

"I told you...I don't know, I was just going along with you."

"Great...road trip for Moon Unit the wonder hippy-love child who was forgotten at a bus stop. Sounds like a country song."

"Shhh! You'll wake her." Kate said it with a giggle, though.

After we got her back, Kate gave Cindy a bath and got her into the new clothes, while I asked questions through the bathroom door. Believe it or not, Cindy was a sharp little brat, and knew her address and phone number and her mom and dad's full names and where they worked. I wrote these down and took a mad dash to the computer. Within a few minutes I had two street addresses to go with the names.

The first one was her mom...but the second one interested me more.

We took the trip there first.

As I rang the doorbell I lit a cigarette and looked back to Kate, who was kneeling behind Cindy and had her arms around her in a motherly sort of way. I had a weird kind of insta-fantasy that Kate was my wife, Cindy my daughter and we were all ringing the doorbell on Christmas morning at the family's house. I was pulled from my daydream by the sound of a door opening.

"Yes?" A middle aged woman looked from me to Kate, and then to Cindy.

"Mee-maw? Cindy stared."

"Cin...Cindy? CINDY!!!" The woman scooped the little girl up and proceeded to assault her with kisses from ears to eyeballs. Poor kid.

"Hey...before you drown her, can I ask how you know this kid?"

"She's my granddaughter!" The woman was screaming and still kissing the brat. To the point where Cindy was looking like she was being crushed.

"God damn it, woman. Stop it. You're scaring the holy @#%$ out of her."

"I'm sorry...it's just that since my son, her father, died and that...mother...of hers took her...we haven't seen her."

"Well...her mother left her at a bus stop today...so I think you win by default." I patted Cindy on the head. "Congratulations. Merry Christmas."

"Oh my, God! Please come in! I don't know how to thank you...I don't even know your names!"

"Logan and Kate." I said as I turned to go. Kate was giving me an odd look, and something tugged at my sleeve. I looked down.

Cindy had her arms stretched up towards me and had tears in her eyes. I hesitated for a moment, then patted her on the head. "Take care of yourself, kid." Then...thinking better of it, I knelt down and picked her up for a full body hug. "Told you I'd take care of ya, didn't I?"

"Thank you, Kyle." Cindy then gave me a kiss on my cheek. And I had to fight back an odd urge for tears to come into my eyes. Cindy then stretched out arms towards Kate, and I handed her over. Kate then handed her back to the woman, and I heard the two exchange phone numbers and information.

"I will testify if you go for custody!" I shouted back at the woman, who smiled and waved happily, then, "Let's get the hell out of here." to Kate.

"Hey..." Kate stopped outside of the car.

"Yeah?"

"You going to ask me to dinner tonight?"

"You going to shoot me down?"

Kate laughed and whispered, "nope."

"Fine, then I'm asking you to dinner."

Kate circled the car slowly, a smile on her face, and as she kissed me she whispered, "This is me not shooting you down."

***Forgive spelling and grammar...I'm not checking it.***

EZ_Mrens
12-24-03, 07:21 AM
Wait wait, your name is Logan? How cool is that

Kaielen
12-24-03, 07:25 AM
I smoke cigars too occasionally. I don't have adamantium claws, though.

EZ_Mila
12-24-03, 07:38 AM
Wonderful story, Kaie
It's so nice to be able to read something you've written again

Meddik
12-24-03, 07:39 AM
Would you mind if I link to this/post this on my blog? I'd like to share it with a few people outside the safehouse (And I mean few...) Trojan Horseshoes
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Dragynphyre
12-24-03, 07:41 AM
Logan is a cool name, but who's this Kyle that Cindy thanked?

If that story is even halfway true, oh my goodness, what a wonderful story! My eyes are all moist and stuff...
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Kaielen
12-24-03, 07:48 AM
The story is true enough.

My name is Logan...but it's Kyle also. I'm not telling you the order of the names because stalkers skeer me.

I don't mind if anyone links to this story. I wouldn't have posted it if I didn't want to share.

Merry Christmas, my Safehouse friends.

Meddik
12-24-03, 08:01 AM
Oh, and BTW... Logan is a cool name. Liked it so much I named my son Logan.

He got over the flu in about 24 hrs, while it kicked my wife's butt for a week. Maybe he does have a healing factor.

We should probably wait until about 15 or 16 for the adamantium treatment though.

EZ_Jassy of Povar
12-24-03, 08:03 AM
Logan is a great transgender name. Daughter of one of our friends is named Logan. Regardlesss of sex, the name really "sings".

PsiKoTicK
12-24-03, 08:16 AM
Didn't you get married recently? <thinks> Is Kate your wife? Seems to be a good thing, either way, but, that's a nice extra touch... :) Veteran Kakarat Doomstalker
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Kaielen
12-24-03, 08:26 AM
Nay...I was engaged about a year ago, but we won't get into that nightmare. This is a post about GOOD feelings. Lol.

EZ_Dulben apBliadd
12-24-03, 09:53 AM
Thanks Kaielen...Sometimes we do forget. Gravedigger? When you dig my grave, could you make it shallow so that I can feel the rain?
~ Dave Matthews ~

EZ_Lamil
12-24-03, 10:19 AM
My name is Logan too, dammit! I actually just met a girl who has a little brother named Logan. In addition to another Logan that I already know, that makes a lot of Logans!

Kaielen
12-24-03, 10:26 AM
We're a regular pack!

Man...that was cheesy.

freonsmurf
12-24-03, 12:54 PM
I call @#%$. =)

It reads EXACTLY like a Dean Koontz novel.

EZ_Matheren
12-24-03, 12:55 PM
well, now that the floodgates are open..

*coughLifetimeNetworkcough*

Meddik
12-24-03, 01:04 PM
No, there were no abusive husbands, and the mom was made out to be the baddie.

Had it been the kid's mom that died and the Dad that was horrible, then sure, that would work.

Krimzan
12-24-03, 02:36 PM
This Christmas I celebrate in the 1-year anniversery of finally getting to briefly be with the girl of my dreams, then (presumeably) @#%$ it up.

Cheers.

EZ_Andurian
12-24-03, 05:09 PM
So did you get Kate in the pooper?

Had to... great story.

DarthEnderX
12-24-03, 06:58 PM
My name is Ender.

Ender > Logan.

I win.

/em kills the christmas spirit

Meddik
12-24-03, 07:33 PM
Wolverine is continually in good fictional stories.

Only the first couple stories with Ender were any good, the rest sucked.

Therefore Logan > Ender

EZ_Kinare
12-24-03, 07:49 PM
Bah, my name is Kate. Don't defile it with the pooper.

EZ_Andurian
12-24-03, 09:13 PM
oh oh a name
/stalk!!!11

EZ_Fallen One
12-24-03, 11:45 PM
i got the black van if you've got the doritos

Dragynphyre
12-26-03, 06:52 AM
I'd hear the Doritos being crunched from a mile away - popcorn is much quieter.

Bladesake
12-26-03, 07:22 PM
Quote:"No way, hell no. I've been there done that when I was a kid, and I'll not be an accomplice to subjecting a child to that nightmare. Savvy?"

Did you really say Savvy? Cause that's a very cool word, just like Logan. Ooohh.. so shiney!
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EZ_Wemic
12-26-03, 07:47 PM
Quote:
We also finish shopping for a new (clean) set of clothes for Cindy and grab her a teddy bear for good measure.


Damnit I shed a tear.

EZ_slyfingerreborn
12-27-03, 12:41 AM
Heh, I was thinking Dean Koontz also. ______________________
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EZ_Aoladari Raveynfyre
12-27-03, 06:23 AM
Linking this to my Guildboard for EQ/Horizons.

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Jhani Vandolay
12-27-03, 07:01 AM
"Heh, I was thinking Dean Koontz also."

I was thinking I've heard better scripting in porno. Not to claim the status of a "real professional" in any one endeavor has been a small price to pay for the many benefits and pleasures of trespassing. ~Leo Lionni

Krimzan
12-27-03, 07:35 AM
C'mon, Jhani...real life is often MUCH lamer than porn..
a) I'm not hung like Ron Jermey
b) Cooking turkey is not a lead-in to sex. Neither is washing windows, dusting the house, doing paperwork, tending a fireplace, gardening, or playing frisbee.

EZ_Swipey
12-27-03, 08:52 AM
In reference to "b)" :

You're just not doing them right, then, Krim


(ah, you knew someone was going to say it...might as well get it out of the way)

EZ_Kinare
12-27-03, 11:28 AM
Crimeny Krim, get with the times!

Jhani Vandolay
12-27-03, 09:55 PM
"Cooking turkey is not a lead-in to sex."

You sir are highly mistaken!

EZ_Pedric Cuf
12-28-03, 01:08 AM
I'd just like to say that this is extremely cool if it's true, but only you know that for sure, Kae. I'm on the fence about its reality, though.

Lisboa
12-28-03, 11:45 AM
What would Kailien have done if the hot chick didn't appear?

Kaielen
12-28-03, 08:12 PM
I only posted the story. You can all decide for yourselves what to believe.

As for what would have happened if the beautiful woman hadn't appeared...

"if" is a word that requires an entirely different kind of belief.



edit: Oh, and btw, I did say "savvy". I had watched "Pirates of the Caribbean" not too long before that. Edited by: Kaielen at: 12/28/03 8:13 pm

EZ_MinionOfCthulhu
12-28-03, 11:29 PM
Where's the rant!? Where's the vim and vigor and anger and yelling at people? This is an awful rant.
Even if it is a nice story.

Lisboa
12-29-03, 12:51 AM
So I guess things didn't work out with the girl in the club who remembered you from about a year ago?

EZ_Urusai
12-29-03, 02:14 PM
I agree, Nice story. I liked it.

And what a story to tell your kids about how you met.

Nimmbull
12-29-03, 06:27 PM
I'm callin' @#%$ too.

Kaie- You know Keyra and Uross? Did I read that right?

Kaielen
12-31-03, 05:23 AM
Aye, I know lots of people.

EZ_Kinare
12-31-03, 06:15 AM
Yeah, how did my 6th anneversary thread get banished to off topic and this thread stays here?!? I call for thread moving!

Jhani Vandolay
12-31-03, 06:27 AM
To By The Fireplace?

Kaielen
12-31-03, 08:48 AM
I am a Safehouse Rogue born and bred in the Rant Hall! You can count this as a heartfelt tale with a side rant on Michael Jackson and children intertwined.