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Ackar
12-02-05, 06:11 PM
BBC NEWS | Europe | Russian squirrel pack kills dog (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4489792.stm)

Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.

Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.

The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people.

A "big" stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.

"They literally gutted the dog," local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.

"When they saw the men, they scattered in different directions, taking pieces of their kill away with them."

Mikhail Tiyunov, a scientist in the region, said it was the first he had ever heard of such an attack.

While squirrels without sources of protein might attack birds' nests, he said, the idea of them chewing a dog to death was "absurd".

"If it really happened, things must be pretty bad in our forests," he added.

Komosmolskaya Pravda notes that in a previous incident this autumn chipmunks terrorised cats in a part of the territory.

A Lazo man who called himself only Mikhalich said there had been "no pine cones at all" in the local forests this year.

"The little beasts are agitated because they have nothing to eat," he added.

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Fydel
12-02-05, 06:31 PM
Nah, the dog just had the phat lootz.

Lenilya
12-02-05, 06:32 PM
I would like to welcome our new Black Squirrel overlords.

holy s**t.

Auslander
12-02-05, 07:43 PM
In Soviet Russia, squirrels eat you!

Toprem
12-02-05, 08:11 PM
In Soviet Russia, squirrels eat you!

Beat me to it.


I would pay to had seen that go down.

Edit: Black Squirrels wtfbbq thats awesome http://smiliesftw.com/!/dancingcool.gif

Dorla
12-02-05, 08:23 PM
Black Squirrels are the most awesome of all squirrels. They are all over the place across the river in Council Bluffs, and they're also protected... you can't throw things at them or harass them. Maybe this is why! :beatup

LordOfChains
12-02-05, 08:55 PM
BEWARE THE SQUIRRELS IN BLACK! (http://squirrelhazing.squirrelsinblack.org/sib/index.html)

Trolo
12-02-05, 09:31 PM
I have a strange feeling Koru was somehow involved....

Montag McCleaud
12-02-05, 09:54 PM
Squirrel Zombies?

Morvran
12-03-05, 02:59 PM
We have black squirrels here in Maryland...I hate those things. They're definitely nasty, but attacking (and killing) a dog? That's crazy.

Kraun
12-03-05, 04:53 PM
"Wow those are some bad squirrels"

"I blame the schools"

Loreleli
12-04-05, 07:59 AM
hmm, they changed the article since I read it last week. Some female Russian scientist said she thought it was a load of crap.

The article linked from BBC to drudge last week was twice as long too. Odd.

Telurinon
12-05-05, 12:33 PM
But wait....there's more!

http://www.theregister.com/2005/12/05/mutant_rats/

Jayan
12-06-05, 04:38 AM
How close is this town to Chernobyl? this may explain things better.