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Ackar
04-21-06, 05:15 PM
Beware the free breast exam guy - Peculiar Postings - MSNBC.com (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12409277/from/ET/)

MIAMI - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office, and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.

The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes, and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.

I wonder how many 'exams' he had completed before he was caught.

Toprem
04-21-06, 05:35 PM
I really don't think anyone should be allowed to press charges if a bitch was dumb enough to fall for that.

Synrax
04-21-06, 06:01 PM
silly old people

Xynn
04-21-06, 06:59 PM
Thanks for ruining my weekend plans Ackar!

...had everything ready to go to...

Cantatus
04-21-06, 07:49 PM
That door-to-door prostate exam guy I let in today was ok though, right?

Xynn
04-21-06, 08:00 PM
Only if it was as good for you as it was for him.

Loreleli
04-22-06, 10:43 AM
according to drudge the other day, it was 2 females. The smoking gun also has the arrest paperwork linked with his photo.

Talius
04-22-06, 11:04 AM
I could see them getting him for falsely impersonating a medical professional, but I would think he'd have some leeway against the assault charge because they consented to his contact?

Of course, I know nothing of law and am still stuck with the general bias that assualt means violence or uninvited contact.

That being said, I'm still surprised the women let him in.

Ackar
04-22-06, 01:45 PM
according to drudge the other day, it was 2 females. The smoking gun also has the arrest paperwork linked with his photo.

I was wondering how many 'exams' he got away with. Not how many victims came forward.

There could be several people that haven't admitted to getting an exam.

Tandom
04-22-06, 10:25 PM
and that's why you should let Cam examine your breasts.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2666591?htv=12

Dahne
04-23-06, 01:21 PM
Ah, that explains this fortune cookie I got.

Misfortune comes from letting strange men touch your boobies.

DarthEnderX
04-23-06, 07:53 PM
My boss at work is always giving free rod exams.

I keep telling him that there's no way I could develop noticable complications in a day, but he never listens.

Trolo
04-24-06, 08:14 AM
You should ask him to check your prostate. That cancer, it's coming younger and younger these days, what with these DDT's in the air, CFC's in the breakfast cereal, Alaskan oil in the cigarettes, poor regulations on the human meat industry, and these damned hippie fags brainwashing our youth. Damned hippie fags, they'll give us all prostate cancer. And colorectal cancer. That too.

Jem
04-24-06, 09:43 AM
That door-to-door prostate exam guy I let in today was ok though, right?

As long as he didn't have both of his hands on your shoulders while he was administering the exam...

Ponzi
04-24-06, 10:20 AM
To quote Homer Simpson, "Hey... that's not the wallet inspector!"

Xynn
04-24-06, 11:07 AM
"Excuse me ma'am, Im with the FBI, Im gonna need you to change in to a bikini so I can do some investigation"

Thats right, im with the Federal Bikini Inspectors!

Hummerlein
04-24-06, 11:08 AM
Damned hippie fags, they'll give us all prostate cancer. And colorectal cancer. That too.

I only gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it.

Trolo
04-24-06, 11:14 AM
Well, it has been an adventure, to say the least. The term "cheesedick" was never so poignant.

Biggwin
04-24-06, 11:36 AM
"Excuse me ma'am, Im with the FBI, Im gonna need you to change in to a bikini so I can do some investigation"

Thats right, im with the Federal Bikini Inspectors!Free Bikini Inspectors!

Jhani Vandolay
04-24-06, 11:43 AM
I only gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it.

Cirrhosis of the liver and PCP addiction?

Hummerlein
04-24-06, 11:46 AM
Cirrhosis of the liver and PCP addiction?

Hee hee hee

Dragynphyre
04-24-06, 12:53 PM
Can we have your liver?

Jaesin
04-24-06, 03:51 PM
Can we have your liver?

well, I'd like the value meal.