JediteCW
01-11-00, 07:01 PM
*you see a dark room, filled with dirks, daggers, rapiers, and the occasional short spear hanging from the walls. A few sets of shadowy garments are hanging in the open closet. An old tired Rogue sits at a desk illuminated by a slowly dying candle writing a letter, it was to be his last later.*
All,
For many years I have held true to the code of the shadows...the code of the Rogue. Many battles have I fought with the beasts that roam this land. From the dirty Orcs, to the smelly Gnolls, the cold hearted Ice Giants of Permafrost, and the raging inferno that is the Fire Giants of Solusek. To this day I have fought true, stabbing those who wronged me and always suceeding.
But now my friends, a new enemy has arose...in the form of the Powers that Be. They have reared their ugly head in the past, but only to taunt me. This time, they have challenged me to a fight to the finish. I fear for my life fellow Rogues I do not know how this battle shall end. I hear of evils such as McQuaid, and Gordon...power beyond that of mere mortals...power of the Gods!
I have the aid of my skills however, which should serve me well. Thanks to my enemy I can sense the traps that aren't there, and disarm them deftly. I can unlock the doors that are guarded by the things that have the keys to them. Also I can sneak past the evil minions of McQuaid and Gordon that have see invisible. The Powers that Be have treated me well, and I fear they may have created a warrior of unstoppable power...this time they shall not defeat me.
So now I head off into the night, to defend what is all I know of life, to defend the fellow Rogues of the realm. To right the wrongs that the Creator hath bestowed upon us. To become the saving grace of the Rogue class, I shall bring justice to all!!!
The Eternal Light in the Darkness,
Jedite Darklighter
THE BATTLE
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*entering the lair of The Creator, Jedite stumbles upon a trap! He thinks to himself maybe he should turn back after this new discovery that is a trap, but he quickly disarms it for it is only an illusion*
*he continues foward wrecking havoc on Lag, Bugs, Broken Quests, Cheap Rewards, and the all powerful NERF*
*finally he arrives at a door, standing in front of the door he sees a chubby bald man wielding a 'Book of @#%$ Jedite quickly assesses the situation and determines the man to be Abashi Gordon, the head jackass of Brad McQuaid*
*Jedite moves in for the kill but Abashi has casted see invisible on himself! A fight ensues!*
Abashi Gordon crushs you for 2 damage!
You pierce Abashi Gordon for 24 damage!
You pierce Abashi Gordon for 8 damage!
You pierce Abashi Gordon for 20 damage!
Abashi Gordon begins to cast a spell!
You pierce Abashi Gordon for 2 damage!
You pierce Abashi Gordon for 5 damage!
You backstab Abashi Gordon but miss!
You convulse as thousands of lies consume you!
You are hit for 56 damage!
You evade Abashi Gordon!
You backstab Abashi Gordon for 420 damage!
Abashi Gordon just died!
You gain 43200 experience points!
*slowly Jedite enters the door that the snidely Abashi was guarding. To his surprise he finds not only Brad McQuaid himself sitting on his throne wielding The Staff of 1000 Nerfs, he also notices 2 Giants of the likes he has never seen, they appear to be Forest Giants.*
*taking advantage of his sitation Jedite moves behind one of the hulking Giants and pickpockets it only to be discovered and now in the biggest fight of his life!*
You try to pickpocket the Elder Forest Giant!
Your pickpocketing attempt was uncovered!
You are no longer hiding!
You are no longer sneaking!
The Elder Forest Giant slashes you for 56 damage!
The Elder Forest Giant slashes you for 65 damage!
The Elder Forest Giant bashes you for 25 damage!
Thee Brad McQuad begins to cast a spell!
The Elder Forest Giant crushes you for 125 damage!
The Elder Forest Giant crushes you but misses!
The Elder Forest Giant kicks you but misses!
Thee Brad McQuaid's spell takes affect!
You lose the backstab skill, you lose the pickpocket skill, you lose the disarm traps skill, you lose the sense traps skill, you lose the pickpocket skill, you lose the piercing skill!
You have been NERFED!
*struggling despeartly Jedite fights with his last dying breath*
You punch Thee Brad McQuaid but he dodges your blow!
You punch Thee Brad McQuaid but he ripostes!
You are crushed for 120 damage!
The Elder Forest Giant disapears!
The Elder Forest Giant disapears!
Thee Brad McQuaid begins to cast a spell!
You punch Thee Brad McQuaid but he blocks!
You punch Thee Brad McQuaid but his shielding spell takes effect!
Jedite shouts "There will be others McQuaid, I shall be avenged!!!
Thee Brad McQuaid says "A pity that they all will be so weak, they are nothing to me you worthless Rogue.
Pain wracks your body a thousand times over, a peace settles over you however...
You are hit for 1204725 damage!
Your futile attempt at being a Rogue has failed!
LOADING PLEASE WAIT...
*as his soul drifts off into the great vastness of Norrath, he enters what is known as the soul stream...many other fallen Rogues have arrived at this spot, he mingles with them and they share stories of the old times*
THE END
All,
For many years I have held true to the code of the shadows...the code of the Rogue. Many battles have I fought with the beasts that roam this land. From the dirty Orcs, to the smelly Gnolls, the cold hearted Ice Giants of Permafrost, and the raging inferno that is the Fire Giants of Solusek. To this day I have fought true, stabbing those who wronged me and always suceeding.
But now my friends, a new enemy has arose...in the form of the Powers that Be. They have reared their ugly head in the past, but only to taunt me. This time, they have challenged me to a fight to the finish. I fear for my life fellow Rogues I do not know how this battle shall end. I hear of evils such as McQuaid, and Gordon...power beyond that of mere mortals...power of the Gods!
I have the aid of my skills however, which should serve me well. Thanks to my enemy I can sense the traps that aren't there, and disarm them deftly. I can unlock the doors that are guarded by the things that have the keys to them. Also I can sneak past the evil minions of McQuaid and Gordon that have see invisible. The Powers that Be have treated me well, and I fear they may have created a warrior of unstoppable power...this time they shall not defeat me.
So now I head off into the night, to defend what is all I know of life, to defend the fellow Rogues of the realm. To right the wrongs that the Creator hath bestowed upon us. To become the saving grace of the Rogue class, I shall bring justice to all!!!
The Eternal Light in the Darkness,
Jedite Darklighter
THE BATTLE
------------------------------------------------
*entering the lair of The Creator, Jedite stumbles upon a trap! He thinks to himself maybe he should turn back after this new discovery that is a trap, but he quickly disarms it for it is only an illusion*
*he continues foward wrecking havoc on Lag, Bugs, Broken Quests, Cheap Rewards, and the all powerful NERF*
*finally he arrives at a door, standing in front of the door he sees a chubby bald man wielding a 'Book of @#%$ Jedite quickly assesses the situation and determines the man to be Abashi Gordon, the head jackass of Brad McQuaid*
*Jedite moves in for the kill but Abashi has casted see invisible on himself! A fight ensues!*
Abashi Gordon crushs you for 2 damage!
You pierce Abashi Gordon for 24 damage!
You pierce Abashi Gordon for 8 damage!
You pierce Abashi Gordon for 20 damage!
Abashi Gordon begins to cast a spell!
You pierce Abashi Gordon for 2 damage!
You pierce Abashi Gordon for 5 damage!
You backstab Abashi Gordon but miss!
You convulse as thousands of lies consume you!
You are hit for 56 damage!
You evade Abashi Gordon!
You backstab Abashi Gordon for 420 damage!
Abashi Gordon just died!
You gain 43200 experience points!
*slowly Jedite enters the door that the snidely Abashi was guarding. To his surprise he finds not only Brad McQuaid himself sitting on his throne wielding The Staff of 1000 Nerfs, he also notices 2 Giants of the likes he has never seen, they appear to be Forest Giants.*
*taking advantage of his sitation Jedite moves behind one of the hulking Giants and pickpockets it only to be discovered and now in the biggest fight of his life!*
You try to pickpocket the Elder Forest Giant!
Your pickpocketing attempt was uncovered!
You are no longer hiding!
You are no longer sneaking!
The Elder Forest Giant slashes you for 56 damage!
The Elder Forest Giant slashes you for 65 damage!
The Elder Forest Giant bashes you for 25 damage!
Thee Brad McQuad begins to cast a spell!
The Elder Forest Giant crushes you for 125 damage!
The Elder Forest Giant crushes you but misses!
The Elder Forest Giant kicks you but misses!
Thee Brad McQuaid's spell takes affect!
You lose the backstab skill, you lose the pickpocket skill, you lose the disarm traps skill, you lose the sense traps skill, you lose the pickpocket skill, you lose the piercing skill!
You have been NERFED!
*struggling despeartly Jedite fights with his last dying breath*
You punch Thee Brad McQuaid but he dodges your blow!
You punch Thee Brad McQuaid but he ripostes!
You are crushed for 120 damage!
The Elder Forest Giant disapears!
The Elder Forest Giant disapears!
Thee Brad McQuaid begins to cast a spell!
You punch Thee Brad McQuaid but he blocks!
You punch Thee Brad McQuaid but his shielding spell takes effect!
Jedite shouts "There will be others McQuaid, I shall be avenged!!!
Thee Brad McQuaid says "A pity that they all will be so weak, they are nothing to me you worthless Rogue.
Pain wracks your body a thousand times over, a peace settles over you however...
You are hit for 1204725 damage!
Your futile attempt at being a Rogue has failed!
LOADING PLEASE WAIT...
*as his soul drifts off into the great vastness of Norrath, he enters what is known as the soul stream...many other fallen Rogues have arrived at this spot, he mingles with them and they share stories of the old times*
THE END