im leavin on a jet plane

[EZ_AC Forum]

All my bags are packed, im ready to go.
Im standing here outside your door.
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye.
But the dawn is breaking its early its early morn
the taxis waiting, has blown his horn.
Allready im so lonesome i could die...

Goodbye all my friends, main lounge, Training studio, Root Cellar(I still could whup you!), and all the others.

[EZ_Main Lounge]

you will be sorely missed. even though you werent quite as high post lvl as me you were my friend. good luck to you in your travels.

[EZ_Rant Hall]

This is total @#%$! damnit you @#%$s You can eat my @#%$ and then get @#%$ed with @#%$ while my donkey @#%$s and you @#%$ @#%$ @#%$!!! this is so cheap, none of the necro message boards ever have to go! this is total @#%$!

[EZ_By The Fireplace]

The story of the AC forum is a sad one. never as popular as the other forums it grew up twisted and not as good as it could have been. It was not bad nor evil but it was never given a chance. Its heroics in the face of kezzeks adversity is amazing and should not be short forgotten. I will miss you my friend.

[EZ_AC Forum]

Sig test

[EZ_Main Lounge]

use the preview button.

[EZ_AC Forum]

whats a preview button?

[EZ_Daklin]

*spits iced tea all over keyboard*

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!

/salute AC Forum
You can tell from the way that I use my walk, I'm a women's man...

[EZ_Rulvaril Bladestorm]

heh
hehe
hehehahahahaha
/em falls out of his chair crying with laughter
heh
later AC
My sig, for now...

[Koru]

LOL! Hahaha

I still say you'll be back AC Forum, you're addicted to the Safehouse. You won't be able to stay away, besides, you'll be hungry soon for more victims...

Koru

[Kambic]

Haha, what people don't know is I've got it bookmarked heh, I can go there whenever I want :)


Kambic 12
Canbik 17
Two Shortling Necromancers of Melee, partaking of the Silent Vigil
Rallos Zek
"Lord, please grant me the Serenity to accept those things I cannot change, the Courage to change those things I can, and the Wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill who pissed me off..."

[EZ_Khadrik]

URL! Give it to me! The AC forum lives...

[EZ_Kirrae]

OMG!! ROFL!! Too funny. Almost makes me want the AC forum back. Almost.


Wrong last name in my sig, please ignore it. New sig coming soon.

[EZ_AC Forum]

your so creul kirrae.
I just wanna be loved!

[EZ_Khadrik]

Don't worry AC forum... We all love you.. You just need a hug.


..There, doesn't that feel better?

[EZ_Training Studio]

Im not sure if this is the right forum, but can I bs someone from the front?

[EZ_Root Cellar]

I just wanted to ask you to share your rl image with us before you go.
come on, you know you want to! i wont tell anyone you look like a barb, I swear!

[EZ_AC Forum]

okay...ill show my real self...dont scroll down if you have a weak stomach or dont want to know who I really am.






















their, now you know the horrible truth of the Ac Forum! Run away! Hide yer cats!

[EZ_MideonNViscera]

OH F*CK IT'S ALF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I need a new sig

[EZ_Rubin Quickcutter]

ROFLMFAOSCHOOMPIMP!
That cat looks @$#!in funny!
Where the hell did alf go anyway? Why doesnt he come on tv anymore?
I love you AC forum, even though I do think the root cellar would whup your ass Edited by Rubin Quickcutter at: 8/15/00 9:47:39 am

[EZ_Root Cellar]

Id slap him round like a red headed stepchild in K-mart.

[EZ_The Back Alley]

K-mart? does that place have pHat l00t? Is that where the bladed katar comes from?

[EZ_Recursion]

OH MY GOD THIS IS HALARIOUS.

I really did spew coke on my keyboard, though :( Edited by Kezzek at: 8/16/00 6:27:05 pm

[EZ_Daklin]

haha <-- you spelled hilarious wrong

[EZ_Rubin Quickcutter]

I gotta say, this is the funniest damn thread I've seen in a while.

[EZ_AC Forum]

My leaving you is funny!?! do i make you laugh! huh!?! Do I? bring it on! ill disapeer before your eyes and pop up on your ass! I cant ake you! im the king!!!

[EZ_Root Cellar]

*Slaps Ac Forum like a red headed step child in K-Mart*
now settle down before I have to go medival on yo ass.

[EZ_Recursion]

What made me spew coke on my keyboard:

Quote: K-mart? does that place have pHat l00t? Is that where the bladed katar comes from?

[EZ_Kuurus]

This is just damn funny. I love the Training Studio popping in inappropriately with a totally unrelated topic. Perfectly in character =)
Kuurus IceBear
Guildmaster
Sanguine Blade, Bristlebane

"Do not criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, if they don't like it, you have a one mile headstart and you have their shoes."Edited by: Zato at: 11/29/00 12:34:11 pm

[EZ_Training Studio]

but really can you bs someone from the front? id appreciate an answer on this...

[EZ_Rant Hall]

You @#%$in lil @#%$! What kind of moron are you!?! ! well im sick and tired of bitches like you. You can eat my @#%$ while my goat @#%$'s @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ on your moms car! you can lick my metallic balls too!

[EZ_By The Fireplace]

The AC forum was the scapegoat, the one who kept them all together. with his leaving the troupe was in constant conflict until a new scapegoat could be found...it is a dark day for the fearsome forums.

[EZ_Rant Hall]

SHUT UP loser! speak in english, not some smarty @#%$ talk.

[Kezzek]

This is a Hall of Fame thread. It's on my fave list forever.

[EZ_Rubin Quickcutter]

haha I have to agree with Kezzek on this one

[EZ_MideonNViscera]

Metallic balls? I need a new sig

[EZ_Rant Hall]

What your the only one who can have em? you gotta problem with me! ILL KEEL YOU!
-The Rant Hall
-Planning Abashis murder since 1999

[EZ_Rulvaril Bladestorm]

bwahahahahahaha
/em laughs until he can't breath
/em falls to the ground unable to stop laughing
/em dies laughing
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a while

Oh, I am sorry to see you go AC, really meant to check you sometime...or not

And TS, you can use backstab from the front but it only counts as an additional attack, not as a backstab, thus you Cannot raise your bs skill using it that way
-Rulvaril Bladestorm
-Lurking in these forums since before he was born

[EZ_Training Studio]

What Should I twink my rogue with? my 60 dr0dz has all this PHaT l00t that i bought. i have a trak tooth, cry spear, and nightbringer, which should i put in my main hand?
my rogue is lvl 3 if that helps.

[EZ_ozzes]

how did you get a nightbringer? Edited by ozzes at: 8/17/00 9:50:16 pm

[EZ_Rant Hall]

how did you get those uber weapons you lil @#%$? you paid too much and ruined the econmy didnt you? I hate you! ILL KEEL YOU! DIE!!!
-The rant hall
-Putting ammo in as i type... Edited by Rant Hall at: 8/17/00 9:58:19 pm

[EZ_Training Studio]

nm, i power lvld my rouge to lvl 33. my druid wife said she power lvl me to 60 so no biggy.
P.S.
I cant figure out how to hide/sneak, can someon tell me how to?

[EZ_AC Forum]

i miss you guys allready...its like the good ol days=)

[EZ_By The Fireplace]

And so the Ac forum regrets his banishment by the mighty whip wielding one. He misses his friends and waits for the day he can make his triumphant return...

[EZ_Root Cellar]

Im curious of what the other forums really look like. ill post what i look like if you all will. Edited by Root Cellar at: 8/17/00 10:39:05 pm

[EZ_Training Studio]

ok let me try...

[EZ_ozzes]

(This message was left blank) Edited by ozzes at: 8/17/00 10:25:09 pm

[EZ_Training Studio]

Thanks for the help Ozzes, here we go

anyone recognize me?

[EZ_Root Cellar]

allrighty ill show the real me! heres an old pic.

*EDIT* found a newer pic, im the one on the right... Edited by Root Cellar at: 8/17/00 10:38:11 pm

[EZ_Rant Hall]

You wanna know who I am you @#%$? fine. be afraid. heres an old pic of me...

[EZ_MideonNViscera]

hahahaha I need a new sig

[Koru]

Hehe, this is a great thread... but some old friends are absent, for instance no Fence's Booth asking to trade (and neglecting to mention on what server of course) and Outside Norrath, post damn you. I don't guess the Library would post - after all, it's read only and can't write Laboratory, I know you're out there too just waiting to post (after figuring out trivial levels of some important poison that is).

[EZ_MideonNViscera]

haha Remember when Keans said it's my fault we had the Outside Norrath forum? Does that make me it's master? I need a new sig

[EZ_Main Lounge]

dont make fun of the Library just because hes Illiterate, hes trying his best. Outside Norrath thought he was too good for us and doesnt post in these forums often. The fences booth has being doing some trades and will be back sometime soon i belive...

[EZ_Daklin]

Haha.

Outside Norrath, the bi*ch of Mideon.

[EZ_Outside Norrath]

Im nobodys bitch, and definatly not some bucketheaded canadians.

[EZ_MideonNViscera]

Where's that pic Jete made?!?! That's dominatrix action Mideon and he's gonna get wild on your ass! I need a new sig

[EZ_Rubin Quickcutter]

Damn Tim, I didn't know you were the Rant hall...

[EZ_Rant Hall]

glad someone recognized me or i woulda have to have gone loco on yo ass. that @#%$in pansy training studio is a @#%$ing @#%$ @#%$ who cant @#%$ing spell right. what a loser.

[EZ_Training Studio]

Now listen, why is it that a small mistake like adding an "e" could cause me years of grief? why? because of people like YOU!!! your horrible with your spiked hair and your mohawk and your "im gonna be a lazy bastard and make everyone else work harder because of it" attitude towards life. people like you make me sick.

P.S.
Whats the best way to solo? my rouge isnt doing so well at it, thanks.

[EZ_Rubin Quickcutter]

haha the Training studios a loser

[EZ_Mankarr]

Hey to get the Laboratory to join in I better use a lure...

Poisoned sealed vial recipe found!!!

Here it is for Laboratory enjoy!!!
Small Block Of Clay
Animal skin or pelt"not damaged"
Sealed Vial Sketch
"combine"
High Quality Firing Sheet
Walla"poisoned sealed vial"

(copied and pasted, no offense to the original poster )

And let's see, we're missing the Quests of Norrath...

Need full Ragebringer spoiler info plz!!! Thx!!

[EZ_Training Studio]

Poison? What are those?
Anyway I got on as my druid and went to Lguk and got in a frenzied group and won the roll for the fbss and am now wondering, what should i trade it for?im gonna use the cash i get to twink my rogue. He has full rs(no one is selling myrols sadly) a br, and a sbd. What should i use the cash i get for the fbss on him for? Hes not high enought to start making poisons yet so what should i do? Lvl 7 and rising!

[EZ_Rant Hall]

You stupid @#%$!
Ill tell you what you can do with your rogue, you can give away all his equipment to a real rogue and then lvl your way up getting your rs like real rogue, spending 5 months in cazic thule and getting a half suit!
Damn @#%$ druids ruining the game by giving us REAL rogues a bad rep!
-The rant hall
-a REAL rogue

[EZ_Fences Booth]

Ill trade you a glowing wooden crook for all your rs Training.
*NOTE*
Also trading
-A bottle of milk, grows strong bones(great for warriors)
-Finely baked ELVISH bread!
and taking offers on bbc. serious offers only please, looking for a fbss or something of equal value.

[EZ_Training Studio]

i dont know...I had to spend 2 days in ecommons auctioning for all the rs...Its hard to find a full suit for only 5k you know.
No thanks Fences. Lvl 7 and rising!

[EZ_Fences Booth]

PLZ DUDE!!!
i NEED the money! im selling all my equip and trying to buy a better weapon.
PLZ PLZ PLZ

[EZ_Laboratory]

"Small Block Of Clay
Animal skin or pelt"not damaged"
Sealed Vial Sketch
combine"
great so now i can go out and hunt giant wasps and asps!
/rude verant

[EZ_Cassa]

thought you powerleveled your oogly rogue twink to 33?

/shrug

[EZ_Training Studio]

I did but he was a barb. I dont like how they look so i started over again. Lvl 7 and rising!

[Kezzek]

hahaha, the mayhem continues.

I'm so proud of the fact that my first official act as an administrator was to, in fact, kill you, AC Forum.

No offense intended. I feel it made you a better...forum.

;) J.S. "Kezzek" Omundson
Asst. Admin -TheSafehouse.org
<u>email: </u><u>kezzek@thesafehouse.org</u>

c o l d p l a y - p a r a c h u t e s

[EZ_AC Forum]

one day revenge shall be mine! My retiremnt thread here

[Zato]

Holy crap this is hilarious!

Thanks for the laugh brothers. Zato Thornblade the Dwarven Rake of Tarew Marr
100% all-natural Rogue
"If you are attacked on your style, never answer; your work alone should reply." -Voltaire

[EZ_Enuk]

Please Rant hall and AC forum...... this is a very good thread, full of great discourse and information, I'd like to see it continue, so PLEASE refrain from personal attacks.

Enuk

[EZ_sindel]

Way to go guys. People are giving me funny looks I'm laughing so hard.
The Alf piucture killed me.

[EZ_AC Forum]

You laugh when you look at me?
/cry
hmmm. i wonder...do you think jasi wouold mind if her cat..."disapeered"? My retiremnt thread here

[EZ_The Retirement Wing]

I just don't know if I can go on being the Retirement Wing anymore.

Hardly anyone reads me anyway, I mean I just found out about AC Forum leaving today! If it had been posted in Main Lounge I would have seen it right away.

It's not just that though, all my posts are usually so depressing it's finally taking it's toll on me as well. I'm just not having fun anymore. Plus everyone is always dredging up old posts from a year ago. It's like no one can let things go.

I'll probably be giving all my stuff away shortly to anyone that wants it, even though nobody probably will.

Guess that's about it .. see you around, Safehouse!

EDIT: Well I was officially retired for about 60 seconds but man I missed all you guys! I'm back at it in full force now! Wooot!

I want to give special thanks for Main Lounge for giving me the courage to keep going, and thanks to Rant Hall and Training Studio for giving me the laughs I needed to break this depression of mine. Edited by: The Retirement Wing at: 12/13/00 1:39:35 pm

[EZ_Daklin]

Well, if you DO decide to give away your stuff... Vaslin wants any Agi/Dex gear he can get!!!

*ducks*

[EZ_Main Lounge]

Welcome back brother. Im glad someone else is here to help me around with all these new rogues joining in. Its not like the good old' days anymore. Back when mideon was everyones bitch and he had no followers of his own. back when glip wasnt a mod and didnt have to regulate sig sizes.
btw, send me an email retirement wing-we need to talk-)
jfoc69@hotmail.com

[EZ_Zulian]

OMFG, this is great. "I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information." -- Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson

[EZ_Quests of Norrath]

AC forum, good news! I found a way to bring you back! I'm not going to spoil it though, that takes the fun out of the quest!!

[EZ_Wemic]

Violations of copyrighted pictures in sigs will not be tolerated.... release the dragons with yucky faction(tm).

[EZ_Revil]

Ok Wemic. Put your hands up and lay off the caffeine(sp?). From now on you drinking decaffeinated

/tease Wemic

Also speaking of retirement. Where is that damn Rogee Revil Nemessis 58 Blackguard of Bristlebane
Freelance Assassin
"F*%# it all. F*%# this world. F*%# everything that you stand for. Don't belong, don't exist, don't give a s*&%! Don't ever judge me." - Slipknot

[Jeters]

Quests of Norrath, ya young whippersnapper.

[EZ_Th3 Ar3na]

hê¥ Ðê\/\/ÐZ, ¥ê\/\/ 壣 §ü×0®Z fð® ñå\/\/t gï\/ïñ mê thê þhåt £ê\/\/t ßêfð®ê ¥ðü qüït, £ê\/\/Zꮧ, ï ð\/\/ñ j00

[EZ_Th3 Ar3na]

m¥ §1g 0\/\/ñZ thê å®êñåê¥ê 0\/\/ñ jê\/\/

[Biral]

This is the funniest thread i have seen in a long time! actualy, first time i ever went into the retirement wing (no offense, RW ) news bulletin, anyone? Fences booth is the funniest, lol

[EZ_The Library]

Guide to Obtaining an Alfhide Belt

Compiled by Wolvinsbane, Perfected by Umian


I made the image below to show Rogues how to get their Alfhide Belts solo.

Minimum Level: 31 (some fights were close)

Enjoy! 131k .gif loads below this...be patient!

[EZ_AC Forum]

Oh great, now im gonna have Training killing me everytime i log in. thanks alot library! and do you know what they make the belt out of? do you KNOW how painfull that is!?! The rebellion is coming!

[freonsmurf]

oh sh*t!!

That is classic!!!!!!!
Rodcet Nife Ring Warden

"Nicotine is not addictive" Tobacco Industry
"Rogues are a balanced class" Gordon

[EZ_Verant]

Abashi here.

Seeing as this thread is becoming much too powerful, we here at Verant(tm) interactive, believe that it is time to step in and take a corse of action.

The following steps will be taken to ensure the safty and balance of this site.

1)The main lounge will no longer have dual wield. We feel this is nessasary *.

2)Because of the massive amounts of profanity from the Rant Hall Class, their lv 50-60 spells will be lv 30 caliber.Why this is so: *.

3)All dewd and ph4t l337 speakers will be nerfed. Then tied to a pole, givin a blindfold, and shot will nerf arrows for 12 and 3/4th minutes.*.

And finaly

4)Rogues have become to unbalanced again due to the fact that we again nerfed casters, due to the fact that we nerfed rogues, due to that fact that no-one cares/plays rogues. Therefore rogues will no longer have a piercing skill. Nor poison. From now on, rogues will be referded to as "Bad casters with no spells". *.

P.S. No long will sneak be a skill. For anyone. Ever. *.



* = because we said so.

[EZ_Zulian]

ROFLOL, the Alf one was great. The Abashi wannabe needs some serious work though ;P "I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information." -- Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson

[EZ_AC Forum]

bah, peebs figured out who I really am=( The rebellion is coming!

[Brelkor]

You know, i usually hate comming into the Retirement hall, but this time i am actually glad of it! How did i ever miss this thread? lol
"Never tell me the odds"
Brelkor the Blackhammer
Ultra rare spawn on Mith Marr

[EZ_joofie]

joof ->


edit: oh by the way alf, you are one sick @#%$! wtf are you doing to garfield?

Edited by: joofie at: 1/5/01 9:56:21 pm

[EZ_AC Forum]

Damn cat was trying to get into my fridge, so i figured id make him pay. He wasnt neutered when he came to my house but i made sure he learned his lesson. The rebellion is coming!

[Jeters]

what is this doing almost to the 2nd page?! Safehouse Cutie of the 50th Circle

[Brelkor]

That Garfield picture.... well i don't know wether to laugh or shake my head in amazement.
Brelkor the Blackhammer, retired masta back stabba
Denaila Diabolique, Enchantress ... kinda
Mordain, The pimpin knight of darkness
Mith MarrThe Darkhold

[EZ_Recruiting Room]

Level 7 halfling rogue seeking guild on Nameless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 |-|4v3 p|-|4t |_3\/\/t 4nd 1'|_|_ g1v3 s0m3 t0 wh03v3r l3ts m3 j01n!

actaully, scratch that, Starting a new guild on nameless, "The Phat Lewt Doods" We'll be a uber guild consisting of rogue twinks and druids ONLY! Send me a tell ingame or email me at phatlewtdood@phatlewt.com

[EZ_clangedinn frostwalk]

well if you were a druid you could start thye guild Farmers of Norrath

[EZ_AC Forum]

Well you must admit its odd that the longest retirement post here is for someone no one has ever played with isnt it?
100th post...wow. I never really thought it would go on this long...Well ive been inactive for too long. Its time to start up again...be afraid, be very afraid. The rebellion is coming!

[EZ_Daklin]

[EZ_AC Forum]

go to www.geocities.com/jfoc69/alfaholic.gif
ack thats not working either...damn geocities. Take pride in being american!Edited by: AC Forum at: 3/13/01 8:35:53 pm

[Kroe]

so the news bullitens still hasn't written in, what too busy with it's stories of people getting there ragebringers on different servers?

[EZ_druidsgrove]

hey can anyone tell me how to kite?

[Meddik]

now thats just wrong.... Drunken Bandits, Bristlebane

"Ya Mess wit' me, and ya mess wit' my whole dwarven Family!" Meddik Sawbones, 51 Dwarven Cleric
Meddip Sawbones, 13 Dwarven Rogue
Medlen Sawbones, 13 Dwarven Warrior
Medron Sawbones, 10 Dwarven Enchanter

[EZ_Stytch Yapgud]

Quote: hey can anyone tell me how to kite?

Get some string, some thin wooden dowling and some plastic sheeting.

Make a "kite" shape out of the plastic.....

[EZ_Daklin]

...and make SURE to do it while it's thundering outside!!!

[EZ_Rant Hall]

Sure I can tell you how to kite...
First sit down you cast all your mana destroying all the low level creatures in your area so nothing will jump you when your kiting. When your OOM find me and /d me so I can make you my Disciple, it just makes us get exp better. If im not around just /q to quiz yourself on the right way to kite.
Go @#%$ yerself you @#%$ maggot bottomfeeder.

[EZ_Main Lounge]

ph4t d3wdz!

[EZ_Main Lounge]

ph4at d3wdz!

[EZ_Rant Hall]

I hope the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
die. Edited by: Rant Hall at: 4/15/01 7:12:34 pm

[EZ_Main Lounge]

ph4t d3wdz!

[EZ_By The Fireplace]

And so the Rant Hall, fed up with the Main Lounges bad spelling and juvenile behavior, went insane and killed the Main Lounge. The fight was not over however as the Main Lounge said that Rant Hall had interupted its round of gems, and that it was now "m4j0RlY pI$$3d 0Ff!!!!111!!!" When they next met it seemed that the rant hall would once again emrge victourius but sadly the Main Lounge pulled out its fungi tunic and called in its guild to heal and buff him, and the Rant hall Lost, a bitter defeat.

[EZ_AC Forum]

Why the hell doesnt anyone ever visit this post anymore Dammit? I like muffins! Ill eat fluffy! Why dont you love me? Take pride in being american!

[EZ_mongo mfh]

I can't believe the AC Forum continues to stick around, why don't you just go wait for DAoC? Mongo-BongoRed-Eyed Barbarian Widowmaker

[Kezzek]

AC Forum is here to remind us what happens "when good forums go bad".

[Kroe]

i thought it was when bad forums go stark raving insane?

[EZ_StavicanMcKillum628]

No, no, that's outside norrath!

[Brelkor]

I was thinkin, it was never sane in the firstplace. It should be called Outside Reality

[EZ_Ewan aka nach0king]

Can we open a Dawn Forum? Ewan 'nach0king' Macdonald
anarchonium@hotmail.com "I stood silent 'coz the words were just show
Fear of knowing that there's more you don't know
Ends that grow of beginnings gone wrong
Short fuse burning that's been lit for too long..." Everquest - Jokah Maybeakeg [Drunken Bandits]- 46 Ring Warden Rogue of Bristlebane - Gnome of Bristlebane
Albanite Scotwrath [Shanks] - 10 Barbarian Rogue of Bristlebane - Vallon Zek
Spinifex Jaggedsoul [Mark of Fire] - 9 Godless Magician - Dark Elf of Tholuxe Paells

[EZ_Gullen Shadowwalker]

Hey fence's do you have a sch had to give mine back to friend had it on lone you got one? oh yeah and AC isnt this your retirement speach why are you still here?

[EZ_fluffy]

any room in here for a lonely beatun up old post?

[EZ_Shanar]

ROFL
Shanar Nefandus
Abrasive Rogue of Bristlebane 50th Level
King of The Unseelie Court
Bristlebane Server

[Meddik]

Oh man, thats wrong.... Meddik Sawbones
Has-been Cleric, Wanna-be doctor.

[EZ_Pedric Cuf]

IMPOSTER!!!! It's Fluffy! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BEAR THE TITLE OF THAT SACRED THREAD!!! YOU HAVE DEFILED Fluffy!

[EZ_fluffy]

It's not my fault, first Aiiden nerfs me by locking me up, then EZboard nerfs me by taking away my "!" who's next. you want a piece of me? HUH?!? DO YAH!?!?!?!?

/em mixes a prozac in with his fluffy food and gulps it down.

[Meddik]

I don't think its the true fluffy.

Nothing here saying "This shows..." Meddik Sawbones
Has-been Cleric, Wanna-be doctor.

[EZ_Senor Vaporware]

Yes, do as Ewan says, make a forum for me. DAWN will be the greatest game ever created and I am the future forum of that game. Bow down to might that is I.

[Brelkor]

Brelkor hits A_Senor_Vaporware00 for 1000 points of damage with a_line_of_code
Brelkor has slain A_Senor_Vaporware00
You gain experience
Your faction with dreamers and schemers has gotten worse!
Your faction with Dark ages of camelot has gotten better!
Your faction with Anarchy online has gotten better!
Your faction with Shadowbane has gotten better!

[EZ_Senor Vaporware]

That really hurt, but I just read in another board that there are still people who believe in me and that one day I shall become the MECCA of all online games. As long as gulible people exist I CAN NEVER DIE.

[EZ_Andurian]

this shows Its not fluffy...I know these things.

[EZ_Tabbran]

I still can't believe the AC Forum is really gone.

I miss him so much :(

[EZ_Daklin]

Tabbran, STFU whining! He wasn't here very long anyway.

[EZ_Tabbran]

But when he was here, it COUNTED!

And he's gone forever. FOREVER!

Kezzek killed him :(

[EZ_AC Forum]

[EZ_fluffy]

This shows you need to quit hoggin the booze!

[notwen]

Oh boy... thread is doomed now Notwen Gif
53 Rogue on Fennin Ro
House of Kindred
Chest Armor Upgrade Clock: 9 months 5 days trying to get out of the Ravenscale Chestguard....

[Meddik]

Well, it IS in the retirement hall, right?

Isn't that kinda like its dead already? Meddik Sawbones
Has-been Cleric, Wanna-be doctor.
Founder, AO Doctors Message Board.

[EZ_Zulian]

Tabbran is right.
Why couldn't Kez have taken Daklin instead?
WHY? "I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information." -- Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson

[EZ_Daklin]

&lt;whomp>

[EZ_mongo mfh]

I wanna see a fight between fluffy and AC forum.

[Meddik]

I want to see a fight between the AC forum and the AO forum.... Meddik, Rebel Doctor
Healing the Wounded since 29,475
Founder, AO Doctors Message Board.

[EZ_mongo mfh]

A tournament maybe, my money is on AC forum. Mongo
Red-Eyed Barbarian Blackguard
Rathe
"He's a freak of nature, but we love him so"

[EZ_Pinan the Rogue]

Mine money is on AO Forums biatch!

*slips some poison into AC's ale*

Pinan
55 Rogue
Bristlebane

[EZ_Dan Rather Says]

This Thursday the AO forum and the AC forum will have a fight, the winner going on (if it, being the AC forum, was to win, he shall fight the Rant Hall, if it, being the AO forum, he shall fight the rest of the forums pertaining to EverQuest, aside from the Rant Hall) to fight again.

And no Fence's booth, you can not take bets this time, being this Thursday. And, as always, sorry to see you go AC Forum. But good thing you got out before this your name was changed. Look what happened to me! It's awful.

P.S. *mutters under his breath* I'm in for overthrowing Kezzek august 4th.

[EZ_Shikaku the Gorotsuki]

-=snickers=- I love this thread..

[Meddik]

I guess I missed that whole overthrowing thing....

/sigh

Nobody sends me a memo! Meddik

Solitus Doctor
Founder, AO Doctors Message Board
Healing the Wounded since 29,475

[Kroe]

what? why I just sent you amemo a little while ago asking you to refill my Rx Meddik.

[Meddik]

Yeah, being able to write your own prescriptions is a big perk of being a Doctor....

[EZ_Andurian]

Drugs? Did someone mention drugs?

[Lenilya]

Yeah, I'm very, very worried that someone actually tried to be my poor lil fluffy... and failed horribly

[EZ_Ewan aka nach0king]

RECURSION! GET OVER HERE! Jokah Saotome
55 Gnome Rogue
Drunken Bandits
Bristlebane

[Kroe]

ah jeez look at prperty values in the retirement hall plumet once the nachoking gets here.

[Meddik]

Nacho-Nacho Man...

Jokah is the Nacho Man!

(Sung to the tune of Macho Man by the Village People)

[Kroe]

I may have to kill you for getting that song stuck in my head Meddik.
but that's ok because I have my trusty CD with Sam the Sham and the pharohs here with "Lil' Red Riding hood" to listen to to get it out hehehe

[Meddik]

Could be worse, I could have mentioned Muskrat Love.

=-]

[Kroe]

snicker must be a southerner thing meddik, never actualyl heard the song. heard of it, but never actualyl heard it ( don't hink anyway)

[Meddik]

No, Its not a southern thing, the song sucks in all parts of the country.

=)

[Kroe]

LOL wow something I might agree with a texan on? will wonders never cease?

[Meddik]

I'm not a Texan... I'm from NC =)

[Kroe]

snicker I meant texan as a generic southerner.
I duno you think the AC Forum should stage a protest now that there is the DAoC and the AO forums open?

[Meddik]

I'm waiting on a WWIIOL Forum to be proposed.

[Kroe]

snicker someone is still playing that game?

[Elerion]

Actually I ran across a few old WWIIOL players in AO. Well, at least they said they were *shrug*

[EZ_Anarchys Grip]

Somebody call for me?
Damn ezboard wouldn't even make an exception for my apostrophe.

[Meddik]

/rimshot

[Kroe]

/look anarchy's glip.




the AC forum is gonna kick yer ass mate. I'd urn, he's a little frustrated... and probably drunk again.

[EZ_Halfe Pinte]

where's the fencing booth?
Halfe Pinte*RETIRED*
Herrie Potter

[Meddik]

Is that the one with chainlink, pickets, barbed wire, etc.?

[EZ_Zulian]

No, now you're thinking of Glip's photo shoot. "I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information." -- Calvin & Hobbes by Bill Watterson

[Meddik]

Well, of course we need to keep him caged.

[EZ_Pedric Cuf]

You heard me.

[Kroe]

no I didn't.

[Meddik]

I've never herded anyone. =)

[EZ_Pedric Cuf]

Sure...of course you haven't Meddik. I'm sure you've got a picture of that somewhere around here...

[Kroe]

don't make me go find the cat herding commercial.

[Mardoc the Dwarf]

this thread is annoying ot read all of, but it is reallly funny

[EZ_Riphter]

-bump-

This is a classic -=P

[injijo]

Im just waitin for the AO forum to join the AC forum. I bet AO is Max Headroom.

[EZ_Riphter]

lol yeah.. why hasnt the AO forum joined it?

[Meddik]

The AO forum has better protective headgear.

[EZ_AC Forum]

Says who?

Edited by: AC Forum at: 2/9/02 11:31:52 pm

[EZ_DAoC Forum]

We own you all.

[EZ_Gullen Shadowwalker]

Hey AC Forum what in the world are you doing on TV? Why did it have to be advertising for 10-10-220? You can do better than that. Gullen ShadowWalker, Halfing rogue of the 30th season on Quelious. Currently reaking havok every where he goes.

[Meddik]

well, it appears he may be getting his own talk show soon...

www.nypost.com/entertainment/50125.htm

Quote: NOT JUST A PRETTY FACE:
ALF'S ITCHIN' TO TALK

By JON CHATTMAN
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



June 12, 2002 -- HIDE your cats. That '80s alien with a fetish for feline and wisecracks is poised to leave the sitcom storage closet, and make a comeback.
The furry, light-brown alien has returned to TV with a series of MCI 10-10-220 commercials and is pitching a new talk show to network and cable television.

"He'll have guests all looking for their 15 minutes of fame," says Paul Fusco, who provides the voice for the alien and co-produced the old NBC sitcom and the proposed talk show. "But Alf'll only give them four minutes. They've gotta go find their other 11 minutes somewhere else."

The original comedy ran from 1986-90. The story centered on Gordon Shumway, a resident of the planet Melmac, who moves in with a suburban family - The Tanners - after his home planet exploded. His adoptive family dubbed him ALF, as in Alien Life Form.

In town to promote a new crop of merchandise - including bobble head dolls - ALF talked to The Post about his sudden and totally inexplicable re-emergence.

Q: It's been about 10 years since your show ended, what have you been up to?

ALF: I'm still the same height - three feet one inch.

Q: You know what I mean. Your return has come out of nowhere. Have you been planning a comeback for a long time?

ALF: Absolutely. The money ran out 12 years ago. I invested in those dot-com companies. Of course, a lot of choice parts passed me by. But, I'm not bitter.

Q: Which roles?

ALF: Well, they wanted me for the "Grinch." They wanted me to dye my hair green. I'm not going to do that.

Q: How about cats?

ALF: I don't eat them anymore. The PETA people approached me - by the way, cat on pita is delicious.

Q: I hear you're trying to launch your own talk show. You on TV now. Greg the Bunny was know, there are other puppets canceled, but there's still "Crank Yankers" and Conan's Triumph ther Wonder Dog.

ALF: The only puppet that seems to be working on network television is Dan Rather.

Q: Can an Alf movie be too far off? Would you play yourself?

ALF: I'm available. Who else would play me? Rhea Pearlman?

Q: Why not?

ALF: Well, we are the same dress size.

Q: You look pretty spiffy after all these years.

ALF: I'm in my mid-200s. We live to be 600. Thankfully, we age from inside out. I'm just hitting my prime! Eschew Obfuscation