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Lisboa
10-16-06, 03:32 PM
Rush to marry ends in tragedy

KARACHI (Reuters) - A Pakistani man has committed suicide outside his fiancee's home after he thought he accidentally killed her while trying to persuade her to get married early, police said Saturday.

The man, Ahmed Ashraf, was shooting a gun in the air outside his fiancee's home in the southern city of Karachi on Friday as part of his efforts to persuade her to get married two months early when a stray bullet accidently hit her, police said.

"He was so eager to get married he stood in front of his fiancee's house and started firing shots in the air to catch her attention," said investigating officer Ghulam Hussain.

The young woman was coming downstairs when a bullet ricocheted off a wall and hit her. She fell down screaming "I have been shot," Hussain said.

"He thought he had killed her and within seconds shot himself. The girl is fine," Hussain said.

"It is a tragic accident. They were engaged to be married with their parents' consent on December 25. He was insisting they get married earlier."

Ashraf had told his fiancee, Naureen, he would do something drastic if she didn't agree to get married straight away. The woman insisted the marriage date had already been set and there was no need to hurry, Hussain said.

Ruccus
10-16-06, 03:35 PM
And to think she almost married the guy. She really dodged a bullet on that one... :b

Lisboa
10-16-06, 03:37 PM
He was asking her for a "shotgun wedding".

Kraun
10-16-06, 05:23 PM
I think her parents might have jumped the gun on the engagement.

Hummerlein
10-16-06, 05:24 PM
If only he were a bit more...headstrong?

BrooklynBridge
10-16-06, 06:23 PM
Hmm, I'm betting he was a secret operative for the CIA. Under the impression that his mission was a success the second faze of the mind control program activated and he got rid of himself,the last piece that could implicate his superiors. Frank Herbert would be proud.

Qutsmnie
10-16-06, 06:29 PM
umm I believe its both.
Romeo won the darwin award himself. These arnt mutually exclusive events.

There should be a special subset of the Darwin award:
Darwin Award, Romeo Variety

Hummerlein
10-16-06, 06:39 PM
It's not a great way to get ahead in life.

DarthEnderX
10-16-06, 10:05 PM
I ******* hate puns...

Kraun
10-17-06, 03:20 AM
It could be said that he wanted a head start.

Kloaced
10-17-06, 04:05 AM
He just wanted to have a real blast before the wedding.

Dragynphyre
10-17-06, 05:42 AM
He had an explosive temper

Telurinon
10-17-06, 10:49 AM
His buddies told him to just bite the bullet.

Xynn
10-17-06, 11:53 AM
Maybe she really likes men of that calibur,

Kraun
10-17-06, 11:57 AM
He didn't want to shell out a whole lot for the wedding.

Ruccus
10-17-06, 12:58 PM
This thread reminds me of this movie scene:
[Austin and Vanessa see a man decapitated]

Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.

Vanessa Kensington: No.

Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.

Vanessa Kensington: No.

Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.

Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.

Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.

Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.

Austin Powers: Okay.

Daton Everon
10-17-06, 01:36 PM
At least he didn't go off half cocked.

Kraun
10-17-06, 02:17 PM
He just got it into his head and couldn't get it out of his mind.

Lisboa
10-17-06, 04:04 PM
She shouldn't have told him her favorite show was "Just Shoot Me"

Kraun
10-18-06, 02:07 AM
He's fired.

Trolo
10-18-06, 06:03 AM
Jhani should move this thread to the The Happy-Funtime Halfling Funhouse of Happiness!! We're all about puns over there.