Aura
04-25-07, 04:44 PM
Hey! You know what I remember? No, it's not Ecto Coolers, Max Headroom, or Beakman's World.. I remember when CNN actually reported ******* NEWS. Don't get me wrong, I know they've always been a little full of ****. They reported the soap opera ****, but they reported the soap opera **** from people that were at least within the scope of the relevant section of the social sphere. Much as I may not give a **** about which direction Clinton's Penis bends, or how many woman Newt Gingrich has ******. (AH ******* IMAGES! I CAN SEE IT IN MY HEAD! HIS PASTY, BOIL-COVERED ASS! JESUS ****, IT'S WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST!) at least they were trying.
But honestly, CNN - is this (http://www.cnn.com/video/player/player.html?url=/video/offbeat/2007/04/25/youtube.piano.cat.youtube&wm=11) the best you can find for your front goddamned page? EXTRA EXTRA! CAT PLAYS A ******* PIANO! LOLOMGZ!
Today, Kucinich was to announce the articles of impeachment against cheney. (http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Kucinich_set_to_announce_Articles_of_0424.html) Yesterday, we found an earth-like planet that might sustain life (http://story.malaysiasun.com/index.php/ct/9/cid/b8de8e630faf3631/id/243780/cs/1/). ****, here's something to report on! 2 of our hero soldiers turn out to have had their heroic stories fabricated (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=450509&in_page_id=1770).
How about some hard hitting journalism about the direction of NASA with this new finding or the repercussions of these allegations for national trust in the pentagon, or an examination of what impeachment of Cheney could entail? But no, I don't suppose there's any reason to cover that when there are ******* piano-playing kittens for us to be concerned about. Holy ****, guys! The cats are learning to play the piano! Next they'll be drinking our beer, ******* our women, and sleeping in our beds! We must follow this story to its conclusion.
Where's your Anna Nicole-Smith-like coverage of the important **** out there? Will the articles of impeachment go through? Will they be proposed? Is this just a Hail Mary by the democrats to earn the favor of their party before election time? No time to discuss that, I suppose - but when Tits McGee dies, you'll spend every waking hour of the day covering the tragedy, trial, and autopsy until the entire world knows that "the anus was unremarkable."
I used to think it was closed minded people that were eroding the fabric of our society. Then, I thought that it was fundamentalist religion. Now, I'm convinced. It's **** like this. Piano playing ******* kittens on the front page of CNN.
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Everytime you masturbate onto the face of a starving homeless child, God puts piano-playing kittens on the front page of CNN.
But honestly, CNN - is this (http://www.cnn.com/video/player/player.html?url=/video/offbeat/2007/04/25/youtube.piano.cat.youtube&wm=11) the best you can find for your front goddamned page? EXTRA EXTRA! CAT PLAYS A ******* PIANO! LOLOMGZ!
Today, Kucinich was to announce the articles of impeachment against cheney. (http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Kucinich_set_to_announce_Articles_of_0424.html) Yesterday, we found an earth-like planet that might sustain life (http://story.malaysiasun.com/index.php/ct/9/cid/b8de8e630faf3631/id/243780/cs/1/). ****, here's something to report on! 2 of our hero soldiers turn out to have had their heroic stories fabricated (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=450509&in_page_id=1770).
How about some hard hitting journalism about the direction of NASA with this new finding or the repercussions of these allegations for national trust in the pentagon, or an examination of what impeachment of Cheney could entail? But no, I don't suppose there's any reason to cover that when there are ******* piano-playing kittens for us to be concerned about. Holy ****, guys! The cats are learning to play the piano! Next they'll be drinking our beer, ******* our women, and sleeping in our beds! We must follow this story to its conclusion.
Where's your Anna Nicole-Smith-like coverage of the important **** out there? Will the articles of impeachment go through? Will they be proposed? Is this just a Hail Mary by the democrats to earn the favor of their party before election time? No time to discuss that, I suppose - but when Tits McGee dies, you'll spend every waking hour of the day covering the tragedy, trial, and autopsy until the entire world knows that "the anus was unremarkable."
I used to think it was closed minded people that were eroding the fabric of our society. Then, I thought that it was fundamentalist religion. Now, I'm convinced. It's **** like this. Piano playing ******* kittens on the front page of CNN.
Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.
Everytime you masturbate onto the face of a starving homeless child, God puts piano-playing kittens on the front page of CNN.