View Full Version : Nostalgia Critic - Hottest Animated Nostalgia Hotties
PsiKoTicK
01-04-09, 05:28 PM
http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/910-top-11-hottest-animated-women
Seriously, I agree with him. The order... pretty much, right, yeah. I'd move a few around, and I'd go with some of the OTHER Sailor Scouts over Sailor Moon, but hey, that's personal preference :x
http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic for all his other "nostalgia" reviews
Rigged list, no Bugs Bunny in a dress.
List is already on a way to success when Harley Quinn is on the still image before you hit play.
11. I can agree, though I liked Gi more than Linka but he's dead on about the accent, I loves me some Russian accent. Dr. Blight beats the both of them though.
10. Should be much higher on the list. Cobroad, awesome portmanteau.
09. Of the original Senshi, I would go with Mercury. One of the first things I remember wanking it to on the internet was some fanfic of Mercury and Jupiter :OX. Of the lot of them, Uranus and Neptune, as a pair, or Neptune by herself. This reminds me that I need to look for Sailor Stars, burned it off to DVD since I needed room and never finished watching it. Hell, same goes for LASM.
08. List is invalidated. Harley Quinn + Poison Ivy should be at the top of this list. Period. No discussion necessary or allowed. Funny how he used the picture from the comic where Batgirl hints at the two of them being lesbians, but he makes no mention of it. God Harley's accent is so much <3 <3 <3
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y157/Toprem/Temp/1229927020194.jpg
07. Eh, good, but I don't really like blondes that much.
06. Never watched Thunder Cats back in the day, but yeah she's good.
05. I can agree, redheads ftw.
04. Personally, I MUCH prefer TMNT 2003's version of her a whole hell of a lot more.
03. Amen. Hair + Outfit + Accent = zomgzwin. Goth Rogue from Evolution is also good, just not as good as this one if anything because of the accent.
02. Hold the phone here, he pairs these two and they aren't even in the same thing together, but NOT Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn? BS, sir. Ill agree to Ariel any day of the week for this slot, right beneath Harley & Ivy. Jasmine though? Meh. Belle is better than Jasmine, navel or not. Ariel > *.DisneyPrincesses. Lol @ more, I never noticed that.
01. She's hot, but I still place her beneath Harley & Ivy and Ariel though, and probably beneath Rogue even. I didnt even notice the par of the scene he is talking about when I saw it at the theatre a few weeks ago.
Edit: Im now watching that Phantasmagoria 2 video to the side, good lord the first puzzle is retarded as hell.
This was hilarious
http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/3061-super-mario-brothers-super-show
Rigged list, no Bugs Bunny in a dress.
Hey Wayne, did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and play a girl bunny?
I turned it off after #2 - Jasmine kicks Ariel's tail fin - this is why - Shel Silverstien + Great Big Sea. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXPzMXN3hAg)
I turned it off after #2 - Jasmine kicks Ariel's tail fin - this is why. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXPzMXN3hAg)
Lies. horrible, horrible lies. This post did however give me a new band do DL, if anything just for this song since it owns. Could use a bit more sea shanty sound to it though.
Edit: Oh, it's a Shel Silverstein song/poem? I haven't heard that one, its not on what very little I can find by him on the internet.
This was hilarious
http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/3061-super-mario-brothers-super-show
I don't remember any of those terrible episode names, but WHOA! What the **** is going on at 3:46 into that? Im gonna take a swing and say it's the Raiders of the Lost Mushroom, but seriously? The armband? WOW.
Also, I never noticed how bad the animation was in that. Damn, that is some piss poor animation, even by early 90s standards.
Hummerlein
01-04-09, 11:06 PM
i think it's pretty clear, dragons = nazis
PsiKoTicK
01-05-09, 03:25 AM
09. Of the original Senshi, I would go with Mercury. One of the first things I remember wanking it to on the internet was some fanfic of Mercury and Jupiter :OX. Of the lot of them, Uranus and Neptune, as a pair, or Neptune by herself.
Ok, this is like, the second time in a week or so you've mentioned your wanking habits. Please, for the love of all that's holy... STOP.
Mercury was always my favorite, followed by Mars and Jupiter. The short blue hair and super smart girl got me. Not sure why I went with the brunettes over the blondes, as I truly don't have a preference in general :X
08. List is invalidated. Harley Quinn + Poison Ivy should be at the top of this list. Period. No discussion necessary or allowed. Funny how he used the picture from the comic where Batgirl hints at the two of them being lesbians, but he makes no mention of it. God Harley's accent is so much <3 <3 <3
Nah, you're crazy. Harley is cute, but she doesn't have the fullness the other girls have. Jessica Rabbit is definitely the correct #1 on ANY animated list. And Poison Ivy isn't quite on the same level (and has been forever taintedb y "Batman and Robin" which almost everyone hates with a passion.. watch his review of the film).
03. Amen. Hair + Outfit + Accent = zomgzwin. Goth Rogue from Evolution is also good, just not as good as this one if anything because of the accent.
Yeah, I had many a daydream about being able to touch Rogue. I was 12, sue me. The goth rogue is a mix of the old school rogue + rogue from the live action movies. Not quite the same (and the live action Rogue was Anna Paquin... which was when I got my first crush on her)
02. Hold the phone here, he pairs these two and they aren't even in the same thing together, but NOT Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn? BS, sir. Ill agree to Ariel any day of the week for this slot, right beneath Harley & Ivy. Jasmine though? Meh. Belle is better than Jasmine, navel or not. Ariel > *.DisneyPrincesses. Lol @ more, I never noticed that.
Jasmine is far hotter than any other Disney princess - I STILL have a thing for her. There was an episode of the TV show (not movies) with her in a BLACK outfit and I still remember it. If I could get a girl who can carry off that outfit my life will officially be complete. (Have to get A girl first, though, dammit).
01. She's hot, but I still place her beneath Harley & Ivy and Ariel though, and probably beneath Rogue even. I didnt even notice the par of the scene he is talking about when I saw it at the theatre a few weeks ago.
Insanity, sir. Jessica Rabbit is the epitome of "sexy" in a cartoon. There is no other option for #1. And he's right... you feel jealous of the cartoon characters she plays pattycake with. PATTYCAKE, man!
Heh, Toprem is such a tool about some things, and so dead on correct about others. How do I find him an abomination to god, yet still agree with him at times? Damn you brain, DAMN YOU.
Rigged list, no Bugs Bunny in a dress.
Again you trump me... first thing I thought of.
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My list would have been a lot heavier in anthropomorphs in general. :ontome
And Jessica Rabbit seems like cheating. What's she look like without the makeup and in an a pair of sweatpants? Hello Nurse, too.
PsiKoTicK
01-05-09, 06:37 AM
My list would have been a lot heavier in anthropomorphs in general. :ontome
And Jessica Rabbit seems like cheating. What's she look like without the makeup and in an a pair of sweatpants? Hello Nurse, too.
o.O Well, he's against anthromorphs in general (he hates Lola from Space Jam, even). I'm surprised Cheetara is on the list.
And dude, it's a cartoon. There is no "no makeup in sweatpants" as they were never drawn that way. "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way" is said in Roger Rabbit for a REASON. :x
Exactly, she was drawn that way. Beauty was the whole point, which makes the bar way higher for her than for someone like Linka or Rogue.
Tabbran
01-05-09, 08:53 AM
For some reason the dude irritated the crap out of me and I just wanted to punch him repeatedly.
For some reason the dude irritated the crap out of me and I just wanted to punch him repeatedly.
Yeah, I got about three seconds into it and hard to turn it off. It was skipping a bit which didn't help.
Telurinon
01-05-09, 10:02 AM
What, no "Holli Wood?"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6f/000_1098.JPG.JPG/180px-000_1098.JPG.JPG
No Taarna?
http://www.chrisachilleos.co.uk/main/gallerie/amazon/images/TaarnaHM.jpg
This guy fails.
After staring at some dude's face for 30 seconds I closed the window. What a bunch of fail.
What, no "Holli Wood?"
Jessica Rabbit wannabe
TeanninBramblefeet
01-05-09, 03:45 PM
Holli Wood definitely should have been on that list as well, I think... mostly 'cause her character oozed sex (In the good way... not the sloppy seconds way...)
As an aside... I absolutely cannot ****ing stand the "Nostalgia Critic" and that "Angry Video Game Nerd" ****er... they need to eat a bag of deep-fried dicks.
Yes, guy was way over-theatrical.
Yeah I can't stand the guy either. Which is why I like http://www.cinemassacre.com/new/?p=372.
Oh... and NSFW.
Tabbran
01-05-09, 06:49 PM
Yeah I can't stand the guy either. Which is why I like http://www.cinemassacre.com/new/?p=372.
Oh... and NSFW.
Ironically, the only thing that could have saved that from being so incredibly gay was if they just started making out and pounding each other.
Yes, guy was way over-theatrical.
based on the few videos I watched I thought he was going for irony, but maybe it was unintended.
Andurian
01-05-09, 11:48 PM
I got the impression he thought he was funny. Some jokes might have been saved by someone with good timing.. meh, probably not.
Plus he forgot Ryoko and the Princess from Captain N.
I think hes going for the over-acting angle. Kinda like a "Die-Hard fanboi" but not actually one of them. I watched a few of his videos cause he reminds me of a guy I know. Most of them are ok, especially since they are nostalgia after all... But his "feud" or whatever with the Angry Video Game Nerd is AWFUL!
My list, in no particular order: (And yes, there's anthros.)
Sailor Mercury (Sailor Moon)
Ryoko (Tenchi Muyo)
Demona (Gargoyles)
Elisa Maza (Gargoyles)
April O'Neil (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
Crysta (FernGully)
Princess Lana (Captain N)
Cheetara (Thundercats)
Harley Quinn (Batman: The Animated Series)
Ranko (Ranma 1/2) Just pretend that there's no male side. :-p
Maid Marian (Disney's Robin Hood)
Minerva Mink (Animaniacs)
Lola Bunny (Space Jam)
Rogue (X-Men: The Animated Series)
Princess Daphne (Dragon's Lair)
Tula (Pirates of Dark Water)
Honorable Mention: (Illustrated, but not animated)
Fara Phoenix (Star Fox comic)
I'm sure there's more, but I'm tired.
PsiKoTicK
01-06-09, 02:18 AM
My list, in no particular order: (And yes, there's anthros.)
Sailor Mercury (Sailor Moon)
Ryoko (Tenchi Muyo)
Demona (Gargoyles)
Elisa Maza (Gargoyles)
April O'Neil (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
Crysta (FernGully)
Princess Lana (Captain N)
Cheetara (Thundercats)
Harley Quinn (Batman: The Animated Series)
Ranko (Ranma 1/2) Just pretend that there's no male side. :-p
Maid Marian (Disney's Robin Hood)
Minerva Mink (Animaniacs)
Lola Bunny (Space Jam)
Rogue (X-Men: The Animated Series)
Princess Daphne (Dragon's Lair)
Tula (Pirates of Dark Water)
Honorable Mention: (Illustrated, but not animated)
Fara Phoenix (Star Fox comic)
I'm sure there's more, but I'm tired.
Demona was Deanna Troi... er, Marina Sirtis... IRL, so it's all good to wanna do naughty things to her.
Minerva Mink and Lola Bunny were hotties when I was younger, and I can see the appeal still, but I personally don't groove on them anymore. Not sure why my tastes changed <shrugs> everything else stayed the same. Well, beyond the small fetishes I have now (but let's not go into that, I think the forum would explode)
Minerva was great the first time you saw her, but eventually you start paying attention and realize her whole existence is some writer's misogynist rant. Walking around in a towel can only get her so far.
The hottest Animanianic was definitely Rita, even if it was all in the voice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpeHbcSVBoY).
The hottest Animanianic was definitely Rita, even if it was all in the voice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpeHbcSVBoY).
QFT
I was actually thinking of listing her, but the fact that she's got the body of a non-anthropomorphized cat was kind of a turn off.
PsiKoTicK
01-06-09, 08:18 AM
QFT
I was actually thinking of listing her, but the fact that she's got the body of a non-anthropomorphized cat was kind of a turn off.
Just like our hottest gals list... it's "physical hotness" not "mental hotness" - but for some people it's one and the same
Personality was clearly a factor for the original video though, and accents are mentioned three different times, which seems pretty closely related to singing voice.
The talent competition is integral to the process, man, you can't just do swimsuit and evening gown!
PsiKoTicK
01-06-09, 08:56 AM
Personality was clearly a factor for the original video though, and accents are mentioned three different times, which seems pretty closely related to singing voice.
The talent competition is integral to the process, man, you can't just do swimsuit and evening gown!
******** I can't. Evening gowns are HOT.
DarthEnderX
01-06-09, 09:10 AM
Awesome list. It was presented funny too, most lists aren't. Big plusses for that.
Just sad none of the chicks from Gargoyles made it..
The talent competition is integral to the process, man, you can't just do swimsuit and evening gown!
******** I can't.
We'll take your word for it. Just please... no pics.
I didn't watch the video but did he have Aeon Flux on there?
PsiKoTicK
01-06-09, 10:37 AM
I didn't watch the video but did he have Aeon Flux on there?
Nope. Toprem posted the list in his reply.
based on the few videos I watched I thought he was going for irony, but maybe it was unintended.
Must be that kind of subtle irony that can be confused for "not just unfunny but entirely obnoxious" even under close scrutiny.
Just like our hottest gals list... it's "physical hotness" not "mental hotness" - but for some people it's one and the same
That's why Danica McKeller should have been on that list! She buries the needle on "total hotness"
PsiKoTicK
01-06-09, 09:33 PM
That's why Danica McKeller should have been on that list! She buries the needle on "total hotness"
She WAS on the list, and even made it to Round 2. You apparently missed voting on her :X
PsiKoTicK
01-11-09, 09:52 PM
Here, Nostalgia Chick instead - http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thedudette/nostalgia-chick/2536-top-11-villainesses
Jeaneane Garofolo ripoff?
Not a bad list of villainesses, but come on... Mirage? Angellica? That witch from Power Rangers? Lumping the Batman: TAS bad girls together?
On the other hand, I fully support Malificent and Demona being towards the top.
I would definitely fight this guy if I ever met him, and probably kick his ass.
Anyway, Sailor Jupiter and Rogue are where it's at.
Actually, the lady who did Rogue's voice on the 90's cartoon is from my town, and my sister's b/f's mom is good friends with her. Apparently she's not very hot, but I'm still willing to nail her if she talks in the Rogue voice.
DarthEnderX
01-12-09, 11:08 AM
Best Gargoyles moment ever:
*Elisa and human-form Demona rolling around on the ground fighting*
Coldstone: "This is diverting."
Macbeth: "You have no idea..."
Minerva Mink and Lola Bunny were hotties when I was younger, and I can see the appeal still, but I personally don't groove on them anymore. Not sure why my tastes changed <shrugs> everything else stayed the same.It's because your natural anti-furry antibodies finally kicked in.
PsiKoTicK
01-12-09, 11:11 AM
Best Gargoyles moment ever:
*Elisa and human-form Demona rolling around on the ground fighting*
Coldstone: "This is diverting."
Macbeth: "You have no idea..."
It's because your natural anti-furry antibodies finally kicked in.
Agree on the Gargoyles comment.
And honestly... no, it's not anti-furry antibodies. I don't find them disgusting or anything. And I've had my moments of "Cheetara lust" so it can't be that I'm completely against furries. I dunno.
Andurian
01-13-09, 08:10 AM
I had some furry lust when I was watching rescue rangers.
Don't think Gadget has been mentioned yet :)
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t223/ifiwasagecko/Unnecessary/rescue_rangers_gadget.jpg
DarthEnderX
01-13-09, 08:45 AM
Agree on the Gargoyles comment.
And honestly... no, it's not anti-furry antibodies. I don't find them disgusting or anything. And I've had my moments of "Cheetara lust" so it can't be that I'm completely against furries. I dunno.I don't think that thinking Cheetara is hot in any way makes you a furry because theres nothing "anthropomorphized animal" about her. She's basically just a hot chick with cheetah themed tatoos.
Calling her a "cat-women" would be like calling you or I a "monkey-man".
PsiKoTicK
01-13-09, 09:01 AM
I had some furry lust when I was watching rescue rangers.
Don't think Gadget has been mentioned yet :)
http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t223/ifiwasagecko/Unnecessary/rescue_rangers_gadget.jpg
Yeah, hottest mouse EVER. She was a mouse, right?
Yeah, hottest mouse EVER. She was a mouse, right?
Second hottest.
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=e2IctxaCPqw