EZ_Duby
11-21-00, 04:00 PM
One day as I was visiting the Aviak Village in South Karana, with my buddy Wolferine,I *found* some 2 platinum in my pockets that hadn't been there before.
While rejoicing of my good fortune An arngry Aviak Harrier began to attack my friend Wolferine claiming he had stolen his money. Being a dwarf he got really, really fast. That was stupid before he knew it he was at half health and the stupid chicken was barely even touched.
Seeing Wolferine get abused by the Harrier made me mad, I did what I do best and death poked the bird. He didn't like that one bit and smakced me twice really hard. I swore at the bird. I hid behind a bush real fast so i could stick the stupid chicken with my harpoon of the depths. He bit the bait and I death poked him again. He said to me "Ow! Duby I am truly sorry I messed with you. You are truly the greatest Halfling Death ninja that ever lived.". Then I said "yeah, i know". That was the last time he spoke.
So Wolferine cut out his tounge to make a suitable offering to his god. I just started a fire and cooked the bird. Killing makes me hungry.
Moral of the Story: Make sure that you have another person with you if you happen to *find* money in your pocket. Someone might get greedy and calim it's theirs.
While rejoicing of my good fortune An arngry Aviak Harrier began to attack my friend Wolferine claiming he had stolen his money. Being a dwarf he got really, really fast. That was stupid before he knew it he was at half health and the stupid chicken was barely even touched.
Seeing Wolferine get abused by the Harrier made me mad, I did what I do best and death poked the bird. He didn't like that one bit and smakced me twice really hard. I swore at the bird. I hid behind a bush real fast so i could stick the stupid chicken with my harpoon of the depths. He bit the bait and I death poked him again. He said to me "Ow! Duby I am truly sorry I messed with you. You are truly the greatest Halfling Death ninja that ever lived.". Then I said "yeah, i know". That was the last time he spoke.
So Wolferine cut out his tounge to make a suitable offering to his god. I just started a fire and cooked the bird. Killing makes me hungry.
Moral of the Story: Make sure that you have another person with you if you happen to *find* money in your pocket. Someone might get greedy and calim it's theirs.