A Halfling, a Dwarf and a Barbarian are in a bar.........

[EZ_Worthy Iam]

A Halfling, a Dwarf and a Barbarian are in a bar having a cool drink when a good-looking female Dark Elf comes up to them and says, "Whoever can creatively say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So, the Barbarian quickly says, "I love liver and cheese."

The Dark Elf Babe remarks, "That's just not good enough."

The Dwarf says, "I hate liver and cheese."

The Dark Elf Babe remarks, "That's not creative."

Finally, the Halfling speaks out, "Liver alone... cheese mine."

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A Gnome met a tall woman at a bar and she took him home to have sex. Afterwards when he is getting dressed, he sees a picture of a Barbarian Warrior on her dresser.

The asks her who the picture is of and she replies, "Don't worry about it."

He then says, "Well is that your husband?"

She says that it is not.

"Well, is that your boyfriend?"

Again she says no.

The guy then says, "Well then, who the hell is it?"

She replies, "It was me before my operation."



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[EZ_Marcalo DeUnero]

lol, pretty funny, except barbarians > halflings! <hr>
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[EZ_Frogggystyle]

/veto

[EZ_sikulis2002]

halflings rule all Dabbil Halfling Rogue of Lanys
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[EZ_Lilosh]

Halflings own you, sir.


-Lilosh

[EZ_pulid]

Thats great

[EZ_Sawin]

Quote:barbarians > halflings

bulls**t sir, bulls**t.

[EZ_Marcalo DeUnero]

I EAT HALFLINGS!!! RAAARGH!!!



Sig nerfed per rules. Signiture once per thread. Please read the FORUM RULES. Thankyou. --Gyorg
Edited by: Gyorg at: 11/24/02 9:39:04 am

[EZ_Marcalo DeUnero]

bleh, double post =P



Sig nerfed per rules. Signiture once per thread. Please read the FORUM RULES. Thankyou. --Gyorg
Edited by: Gyorg at: 11/24/02 9:38:46 am

[EZ_Tinini Pinini]

LOL Worthy!



Edit: Please read our sig rules. Personal pic and sig pic mustn't be more than 15kbyte combined. - ShadowCross
Edited by: Shadowcross at: 11/24/02 4:05:43 am

[EZ_Sanusak]

I demand a recount! Sanusak Ebondagger
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[EZ_Seaghan Kai]

[EZ_Tennethums]

Maybe youve heard this one but here goes anyway....

Oh yeah, you must be over 18 to read it :P

After dating for two years a male Halfling and female Barbarian finally tie the knot. Both had decided not to have sex until the wedding night. After the big wedding ceremony in GFay the two are whisked away by a druid to some private, unknown location. They wave bye to the druid and after some heated cuddling and making out it becomes obvious its time to have sex with one another for the first time.

"Honey" the Halfling says
"Yes?"
"I have something I need o tell you."
"Yes my love?"
"im hung like a baby."
"oh my" says the barbarian clearly disappointed. "well, I still love you dearly and I wont let something like that stand between us."
The Halfling beams a smile at her and then pulls his pants down. The barbarian's eyes widen and her jaw drops.
"Oh my god!!" she exclaims "I thought you said you were hung like a baby?!"

"I am....7 pds, 3 oz"


HAHAHAHAHA!

[EZ_guili99]

[EZ_BattleAxe0]

An Elf, a Human, and a Dwarf enter a pub and take a seat at the bar. Each orders a mug of ale. As the ale arrives a fly lands in each.

The Elf shoves his away in disgust.

The Human sticks his fist in the mug and sloshes the fly out. He then quaffs the ale in one gulp.

The Dwarf ever so gently picks up the fly by the wings, holds it upside down over the mug, and shouts: "SPIT IT OUT!"

[Fricka]

Hehe, these are good, I particularly like the wedding night one.

And yes Barbarians > Halflings
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[EZ_Korthuran]

LOL i love the dwarf and the beer one! DWARVES RULE AND IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME LETS SEE YOU DO A FLIP JUMP! HA!

[freonsmurf]

Ok, I laughed.

And halfings> all.

[Dragynphyre]

Good timing on the 2 year anniversary Wix

[Kaielen]

I hearby declare Dragyn the winner.