View Full Version : Kneading bread
03-26-04, 01:54 PM
I looked around for cooking forums, but none of them seemed all that great, so I'm going with my hypothesis that people here know everything.
I love fresh bread, but kneading it makes my hands all itchy. Does anyone know of a way to do it besides manually or with a stand mixer and dough hook?
03-26-04, 02:01 PM
You could put on latex gloves, or get one of those trainable monkies to do it.
03-26-04, 02:05 PM
Bread machine? (Back In Black)
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I honestly am beginning to think it's a conspiracy founded by Glip!
03-26-04, 02:57 PM
Going to a bakery perhaps and exchanging money for fresh bread?
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Try using your elbows? Or maybe one of those meat tenderizers? A club of some sort?
03-27-04, 04:31 AM
I've seen people knead dough with their fists. Might reduce the itching.
03-27-04, 08:23 AM
Just so I'm clear:
You're talking about actual yeast and flour bread. Latex gloves, meat tenderizers...This board is not an extended metaphor for masturbation, right?
At my local food store (Foodworld) and I think a national chain (wal-mart) there is some bread in the frozen food section called Riche's or Riches and it's frozen dough that you take out (dinner roll or loaf) and let thaw.... rise .... and bake.. don't need to kneed it that I know of.. it's pretty good and freshly baked. The only way my grandmother taught me to kneed bread was with my fists. don't know of any other way.
03-27-04, 12:52 PM
Hmm, fists might work. Buying it is cheating.
And yes, I'm talking about actual bread. The metaphor wouldn't work with a girl anyway.
Dahne is going out of her way not to think bout that too much.
03-27-04, 01:45 PM
and if it did, adding the yeast would just be NAAAAASSSTTTYYYY!!!