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Drole Defiantdagger
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@&#$ YOU MUSICMAN!
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Listen mother****er, you may think your stupid ass ****ing 'system' is badass... but I DO NOT WANT TO ****ING HEAR IT!

You know what? The only thing good about that ****ing system of yours is that it is so loud that no one will be able to hear where the bullets came from. It's ****ING 1AM! YOU ARE DRIVING AROUND A GODDAMN APARTMENT COMPLEX AT 1AM WITH YOUR ****ING DOORS OPEN SO IT'S ****ING LOUDER!?!?!??!?!

First, I'm going to take my friend Ole' Slugger to your ****ing Expedition and top it off with some gas and a ****ing match. Then I'm coming to your ****ing apartment, I'm gonna beat down the ****ing door and I am going to drive ****ing railroad spikes through your goddamn kneecaps hanging you upside down on the ****ing wall. I'm gonna spare two of the subwoofers from your ****ing 'system' and place one next to each of your ears while I test the emergency broadcast system. Meanwhile, my friend Ole' Slugger is back as I use you like my own personal ****ing pinata!

Yeah, when I yell at your ass to turn that **** the **** off as you slowly drive by, don't give me some ******** that you'll beat my ass. Come do it mother ****er, I ****ING DARE YOU! I ***WANT*** YOUR DUMBASS TO COME UP HERE. Don't think anyone will see a goddamn thing, or miss you if you disappear... NO ONE ****ING LIKES YOU!

Oh, and I LOOOOOVE the ****ing cops on this ****. "Sir we can't do anything unless we catch them doing it." Listen buddy, I don't know how the **** you CAN'T catch them doing it... I can here them 5 ****ing minutes (no lie!) before they even turn down my goddamn street! I've seen plenty of cops staged at my friend's apartment complex to prevent this sort of thing... so WHY after 12 goddamn calls from me alone will you NOT come and wait for them here?! I know your job isn't the easiest, and while I have a profound respect for what you do... I have an utter hatred for what you FAIL to do.

I ****ING HATE YOU MR. "SYSTEM"!!!



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if you want him to come to you do these simple 4 steps

1- get a bottle , clean it of finger prints
2- fill the bottle with a liquid , any liquid , the more sticky or colored the better
3- using gloves , throw the bottle at his car
4- wait for him

then either beat him up or do him in the pooper


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How well does the phrase "do it in the pooper" go over with your co-workers Shehab?
edit: just wondering how well it crosses cutural things.



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Re: @&#$ YOU MUSICMAN!
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Drole Defiantdagger said:
Oh, and I LOOOOOVE the !@#$ cops on this @#%$. "Sir we can't do anything unless we catch them doing it." Listen buddy, I don't know how @!$# you CAN'T catch them doing it... I can here them 5 !@#$ minutes (no lie!) before they even turn down @#%$ street! I've seen plenty of cops staged at my friend's apartment complex to prevent this sort of thing... so WHY after @#%$ calls from me alone will you NOT come and wait for them here?! I know your job isn't the easiest, and while I have a profound respect for what you do... I have an utter hatred for what you FAIL to do.
In my area, you can be ticketed for playing a radio too loud, especially after 9pm. Doesn't matter if it's a boombox or a car stereo.



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We've got legislation brewing in my city too. It's getting way out of hand. Between the Kmart car pimping of exhausts and the bass in cars, it's obnoxious. I've been at every meeting and signed every petition to get this passed.

Jackasses on motorcycles and tricked out Hondas pissing around town after 10:00PM is just wrong. Before 10:00 go nuts, I couldn't give a ****. Even the guys on Harleys are more considerate than the jackass Eminem wannabes in my city.

Look at mez I so leet with my loudness! I get da ladeez dis way!

A++ rant Drole because I identify.


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Hot damn, there was enough rage in that rant to fill multiple rants!
Drole gets TWO gold star today.


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Andurian said:
How well does the phrase "do it in the pooper" go over with your co-workers Shehab?
edit: just wondering how well it crosses cutural things.
my co-workers do not speak english so i'm not on there side of the rift


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What a bunch of old folks!

Whats next? Rock music and pizza banned?

edit: At 1am just throw a cold bottle of beer at this car, he can't see where its coming from.

In this ultra-left town of 100,000 we have a special division of cops called Enviromental Police.


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No dancing Damnit!

...Been working so hard
I'm punching my card
Eight hours, for what
Oh, tell me what I got
I've done this feeling
That time's just holdihg me down
I'll hit the ceiling
Or else I'll tear up this town
Now I gotta cut ...




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Nocte said:
We've got legislation brewing in my city too. It's getting way out of hand. Between the Kmart car pimping of exhausts and the bass in cars, it's obnoxious. I've been at every meeting and signed every petition to get this passed.

Jackasses on motorcycles and tricked out Hondas pissing around town after 10:00PM is just wrong. Before 10:00 go nuts, I couldn't give a @#%$. Even the guys on Harleys are more considerate than the jackass Eminem wannabes in my city.
You might enjoy this then: They're about to get screwed by their insurance companies. In my area (Seattle), the pimped out hondas/acuras get stolen A LOT. A buddy of mine is an adjustor for non-recovered thefts and said that his particular company is changing policies to exclude any aftermarket modifications in excess of $1,000. How's eminem jr. going to feel when his $8,000 claim on a $2,000 car gets denied!?


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Dancing leads to sin'in!! Now stop being idle, leads to sin'in too!

I dont think any of us mind loud music, but in the middle of a weeknight, its just not appropriate.


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ciba said:
Nocte said:
We've got legislation brewing in my city too. It's getting way out of hand. Between the Kmart car pimping of exhausts and the bass in cars, it's obnoxious. I've been at every meeting and signed every petition to get this passed.

Jackasses on motorcycles and tricked out Hondas pissing around town after 10:00PM is just wrong. Before 10:00 go nuts, I couldn't give a @#%$. Even the guys on Harleys are more considerate than the jackass Eminem wannabes in my city.
You might enjoy this then: They're about to get screwed by their insurance companies. In my area (Seattle), the pimped out hondas/acuras get stolen A LOT. A buddy of mine is an adjustor for non-recovered thefts and said that his particular company is changing policies to exclude any aftermarket modifications in excess of $1,000. How's eminem jr. going to feel when his $8,000 claim on a $2,000 car gets denied!?
Oh, that's so great. Wish i was back home.



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shehab aldean said:
Andurian said:
How well does the phrase "do it in the pooper" go over with your co-workers Shehab?
edit: just wondering how well it crosses cutural things.
my co-workers do not speak english so i'm not on there side of the rift
Does "Do %t in the pooper" sound as magical in your language as it does in english?


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Annoying? Yes. Inconsiderate? You betcha. End of the world? Hardly...

I'll give a 7 for validity and a 9 for Rage

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I'm sorry, I can't resist...

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Pedric, that avatar rocks.
the music in his stage in MM1.
Damnit, now I've gotta break out the archives for PS2...


Pedric Cuf
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Thank you! I just changed it today. I got Megaman fever recently from buying the Anniversary collection for the Gamecube. So far I've beaten 1, 3, 6, and 7 on it.

There are some really cool arcade games that were never released in America on it, too! That's where my avatar came from. Basically take out all the levels and just have the boss fights. It is a bit too easy, though.

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