I stand on the side of all that is good and right in this world. Like NOT KICKING PUPPIES. Deuce kicked a puppy once, I saw him do it.
He then went on to kill numerous kittens in his campaign to bring hot gamer chicks to the safehouse, which has yet to be implemented. I think he's hoarding them for his own personal gains. This shall be "hot gamer girl - gate" and we will all see this within 2 days.
Where does he stand on the important issues? He says Vanilla, NOT Chocolate! What kind of man votes VANILLA instead of CHOCOLATE? Chocolate is CLEARLY the right choice.
He votes Waffles, not Pancakes! What kind of man votes WAFFLES instead of PANCAKES? Clearly, Deuce is not the right man for the job.
When given a choice of Pepsi or Coke, he chooses Coke! Um, I have no argument on this one, we're in complete agreement. He's still wrong!
He votes DELL over Building Your Own PC! "Because your an idiot!" He even used the wrong "you're!" He's calling you all idiots! And spelling it wrong! I do agree though, you should buy a Dell, warranties win!
He picks Daffy over Bugs! BUGS is clearly the better toon!
Vote for the right man for the job. Me. Deuce is clearly a buffoon, and nothing but a flip flopper!
The fact stands. You kicked a puppy! It was not mean and vicious, it was licking the baby's face in a friendly manner! You sir, flip flop yet again. You kick the puppy, but deny it, then admit it, only to say it was because it was an "evil" puppy! It was not evil! There were no teeth of mass destruction! Well, that we can find in the baby now, anyway!
I'd accept your challenge of a debate, a battle of wits, if you will, but I am afraid you're unarmed. You will need to prove you are worthy of the debate. Earn yourself a title, like I did, in the great war of 2003!
Chocolate > Vanilla. Chocolate is an aphrodesiac, Vanilla is not. Chocolate wins by default.
You sir, shall lose. I have chosen as running mate: Mr. T! He pities you highly.
I will now formally enter this race under the Green Party banner. Neither Deuce or PsiKoTicK are offering enough to you as moderators. I plan to offer you a open field in which to post freely. I also plan to pay for everything you do with only a slight increase in the cost of visitation. oh and LEGALIZE IT!
When given a choice of Pepsi or Coke, he chooses Coke! Um, I have no argument on this one, we're in complete agreement. He's still wrong!
He votes DELL over Building Your Own PC! "Because your an idiot!" He even used the wrong "you're!" He's calling you all idiots! And spelling it wrong! I do agree though, you should buy a Dell, warranties win!
PsiKoTicK is an obvious FlipFlopper. He avoids key issues, he will not bring hot-gamer girls!
Deuce does enjoy Vanilla, Waffles, Coke, DELLs, and Daffy. As his running mate I must inform you that I enjoy the oposites.
Deuce and I have proven that one who likes Chocolate can stand alongside one who likes Vanilla. We are for a more unified Safehouse. We can clearly tackle all the important issues with a sound mind this way.
Through his running mate, Mr. T, PsiKoTicK is obviously accepting campaign contributions from MCI in the hopes that they later use the Safehouse in a series of 1-800-Collect ads.
Ladies and gentlemen, Psikotick is the kind of leader we need, because he really understands what the important issues are here. Only Psikotick brings the important, worthy platform to this election.....The Jiggle Platform. His opponent has no vision, no game plan, he's just a bunch of cute responses with a name attatched. Psikotick has a plan, a plan of jiggiling boobies on incredibly unrealistic women. And it's a damn good plan. With Deuce, theres no telling where he stands. With Psikotick, you always know where he stands. Right next to the bouncing rack.
Vote PSIKO in '04
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I don't want to live in a world where there are no consequences for being stupid. A few thousand years ago these users would have been eaten by lions.
And I...the more open and free candidate...offer both bouncing beautiful boobs (bbb) but also massive man meat (mmm) for the woman of the safehouse!
What my opponent fail to cover is the issues! they go on and on about waffles, coke, pepsi...no one care about that....what we all care about is...jello. my runningmate Bill Cosby agrees that neither Deuce/Drole or PsiKoTicK/Mr. T are going to bring jello (and pudding pops for those os inclined) to the masses of the safehouse.
Ah but my MMM plan does include bacon....taken from massive male hogs....slow roasted to perfection, as I am in my secretary of the main longue is Jake, dog of the owner of Bush's Beans, who knows the secret formula for their beans...which includes a bacon recipe.
A vote for mardoc is a vote for breakfast burritos!
Do i have to remind everyone that drole won three purple barts, And for the sake of information I will show them off again.
Now lets go over the important issues here, You can be for all the jello and waffles and chocolate you want, but thats not going to fix things here at the safehouse.
First of all the foremost goal that everyone seems to focus on. Yes, We are going to increase posting by hot gamer women (not the anorexic kind) by 500%! Drole and I forumlated a plan to bring them here and once elected we will put this plan before current moderators and administrators to be put through.
Second We are going to increase our budget, we're not going to do any cut backs, we're increasing the money to be put into new board features! yes Drole and I have many new features we'd implement once elected.
We're going to increase the vacation time our admistrators have! Yeah thats right, they work hard so they should have more relaxation time.
And everyones getting a 10000% Tax break, Yes every poster here, Will not pay taxes. If you feel like paying then good we encourage it, if you dont feel like paying then whatever! There are no rich posters theres no middle class posters. Everyone is equal in the Deuce/Drole platform.
Also once elected Vannalia and choclate for all, People like different flavors, Who are we to tell you which one you like, you like vanilla then yeah you have some vanilla, Choclate man are you? Go get some! The moderators will stop giving half of the populas favorable treatment for there taste choice. The same goes for pepsi or coke!
There will be more soon. Dont let those liberal posters tell you otherwise, we have a plan. We are the best option to lead the safehouse into 2005!
I stand for Chocolate. And Mint Chocolate Chip. I stand for TWO flavors!
I have nothing against Vanilla. It's just not the right choice. However, government should not be involved in the choice of flavors.
There are reports of this "Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough" flavor, and I promise to hunt down and eradicate anyone who is selling this vile flavor of ice cream, corrupting our youth, and turning them into junkies!
That's because Deuce is a flipflopper! He does nothing but change his stance to get more pages about him! And most of those, aren't about Deuce! They are about 2s and pairs and things like that! He's a dirty cheater!
(All those pages are actually ME and MY name... even the ones I didn't realize would ever show up, heh.. I gotta figure out how to remove those, lol)
No shehab i'm for america, But that doesnt mean i'm against anything else. If you want a small little flag of another country, Well then man you got one!
I will show everyone my patriotism doesnt stop at my home country of america, But for every country. We shouldnt look to ourselfs as americans or polands or britishins or english. But we should look at ourselfs like humans! Under my plan I will try and unite everyone under a common flag, the human flag!
And gyorg unconvered some dirt about psi, This dirt I dont want to bring up in a family forum such as this. So I urge you to dig it up yourself, click on gyorgs link and then click on psi's name. There you will find it.
Yes....LOOK AT THE BOUNCIES...YOU ARE MESMERIZED BY THE BOUNCIES...THEY ARE SAYING TO YOU...VOTE FOR <jiggle> PSIKO <jiggle> DEUCE IS <jiggle> A NAZI <jiggle>
I do not try to hide my dirt, sir (and I use the term sir loosely in regards to you).
I have shared my writings on other boards, the ones involved in wrestling for the jebus crizzy.
See, Deuce is flip flopping on his "Pro-America" stance already. You cannot be "Pro-America" AND "Pro-other countries." Do you even LIVE in America, Deuce? I do not think you do.
Shehab, unite under the banner of chocolate, and bouncing boobies. My dream, is to combine these two things into a fantastic tower of rightness, and have chocolate covered bouncing boobies. I have no political leanings, whatsoever. Politics, to me, is simply... useless.
There shall be more bouncing later, this I swear, on the soul of my father, murdered these 20 years.
Deuce, Mr. T once again pities you, for you are the fool he is pitying at this moment. He definitely pities you.
But tell me this why should any poster listen to your running mate, he doesnt even post on the board. He's not in touch with the posters, he doesnt know whats right for them. Deuce/Drole Have been long time posters we know whats best for the comunity!
Infact i'm the oldest active poster in the comunity!
See, Deuce is flip flopping on his "Pro-America" stance already. You cannot be "Pro-America" AND "Pro-other countries." Do you even LIVE in America, Deuce? I do not think you do.
Cannot be Pro-America and Pro-other countries? Are you insinuating that you are against other countries or against Americans?
We are for a more united Safehouse. People of all ethnicities under one banner. Women and men, dogs and cats, vanilla and chocolate... living in synchronous harmony.
We are the posters of the Safehouse community. The keyword is community, we are diverse people posting together.
I ask that the posters on this board not be thwarted so easily with gifs of cartoon bounce. The hot gamer girls we propose will have real bounce. Bounce that is three dimensional and can be felt with the common man's hands.
I have a question for both campaigns. What is your plan to reduce the number of immigrant trolls that [s004191c9c]run campaigns[/s004191c9c] post flamebait on our great forums?
With the campaigning by these canditates I can only reach one conclusion. All political parties must die a fiery death. I hereby call for a Jihani on them all! Ours shall be a peaceful protest of non-violence where the streets shall be an ocean of fire and the gutters shall fill with blood of the politician scum.
Psi doesn't get my vote! Every time I went to chat he said something to hit on me :( I'm like DUDE! I'm married, and he was all yeah but there are no other girls here.
I think Deuce will help him in that regard. Go Deuce!
I will show everyone my patriotism doesnt stop at my home country of america, But for every country. We shouldnt look to ourselfs as americans or polish or britishins or english. But we should look at ourselfs like humans! Under my plan I will try and unite everyone under a common flag, the human flag!
Realising the green party has no chance in this election, we have decided to drop out and ask all voters to vote for Jhani and her jihani to rid the world of the DD/PM scum!
And Kinare, I told you to hook me up with your friend, I know you're married, and I never tried to get in your pants. Ok, maybe once, but I didn't know you were married then.
You are all ignoring the real issues here. A race for moderator? Pshaw. What can a moderator of the Safehouse do about angsty Xanga sites? Furry sites? I ask you, what can either of these candidates do about overuse of animated .gifs and embedded midis? The answer is nothing! They will not have the power. Do not waste your vote on this pitiful race. Throw your support behind the new Supreme Authority and Ruler of the Highest Regard, Emperor of the Internets, Glip the Gnome.
Actually, it doesn't matter where you vote, you filthy peasants. Your opinions mean nothing.
/heil
Since I already won the debates, I'm gonna kick back with some popcorn and wait for y'all to fight it out. When everyone's good and bloody I'll come back, turn into Godzilla, and call Jihani on all your sorry asses.
Yeah post as my bouncy pictures as you can psi, We promise real breasts, that talk and post about gamer stuff. If you know these breasts you could even touch them and feel them. But those are just pictures.
We also will deal with this new terrorist threat that is threatening our homeland our comunity. We will not let these Jihanis stop us. Trolls will be banned. Flamers will be Banned. Bannned Banned Banned.
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