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Meddik
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Oh, this could be entertaining!
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I recently got the following spam email. I thought this might be an interesting group project, to see how bad we can freak the guy out.

From Luke Nichols <lunanic@frontiernet.net>

11/23/2004

Subject: Conspiracies

To whom it may concern:

I am looking for likeminded conspiracy theorists to learn from and gather
info from.

Please write me and send me anything you can at:

ALN
299 Old Oakvale Road
Princeton, WV 24740
USA

Thank you!

PS- No info on the so called Anunaki please.
PSS- If you have received this email in error, I apologize. aln


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<--- They are out there!



There is no conspiracy... FOR THAT IS WHAT THE GARDEN GNOMES TELL ME!




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NOO! Don't you see? This is a TRICK by the GOVERNMENT to rack up the names of everyone who's on to them! DO NOT BE DECEIVED!


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They pretend to be your friend. They're not your friends.

You have no friends.

Nobody.

You can't trust anyone.

The Garden Gnome is wired!

You can't even trust him.

Run.

They're going to get you.

You can't run fast enough though.

They're catching up.

Theycaught you.

You have been done in the pooper!



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A comic that is definitely not work safe that the last post reminded me of, but has nothing to do with the rest of the thread. But there is buttrape so it's sorta on topic.


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How would they know they were likeminded to him unless they were reading his mind! And what kind of conspiracy theorist gives an email address to send things to? Let alone an actual address that is not obviously fake. Doesn't he know these things can be traced back to him? Honestly, there's just no respect for traditions these days! You're supposed to send emails like this from public computers from a fresh hotmail account and the email itself is supposed to contain no contact info unless in the form of obscure riddles and clues that must be eventuall traced to a specific time and place in a parking lot or abandoned warehouse.


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Hmm...entertaining indeed. Additionally, I just got this email from my boss from the Gas and Wielding Distributors Association. I tried to find the news on their site, but apparently it's only posted in a members only newsletter.

BREAKING NEWS

Propane Thefts Spark Concern


On November 9, ABC News reported that the FBI is alerting its Joint Terrorist Task Forces around the country after about 100 propane gas tanks were stolen in the Denver area since July. The missing tanks are large liquid propane cylinders to power forklifts or machinery. Officials fear the tanks could be used to commit a serious crime. Customers of GAWDA Associate Member AmeriGas Propane have lost 48 cylinders, each containing 10 gallons of liquid propane. GAWDA members are urged to take extra measures to prevent thefts at their companies.


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I have to ask... what is the Anunaki? I looked it up on Snopes to no avail, and Google didn't give me real concise info.


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Polytheists who believe the "gods" were an extraterrestrial lifeform affected evolution through genetic mutation, if I remember correctly. There was a looney I met in college who believed this in some degree. It lends to the whole earth is an ant farm theory.


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Its a pretty cool theory but I always based it off we are a failed science experiment gone amuck



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