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Pearll
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re: Virgins
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Did it sound something like this?

Thank you for the pizza, mistah pizza man, but uh-oh, I gots no money to pay for it!

Oh no! Whatever shall we do!?


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my current boyfriend said he lost his at 6 to a 13 year old babysitter - I said that could probably have been criminally punished as rape...


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Molesting doesnt count.


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What do I win for guessing the movie?


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Delissandra said:
my current boyfriend said he lost his at 6 to a 13 year old babysitter - I said that could probably have been criminally punished as rape...
Wow, wish I had fun babbysitters.


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Delissandra said:
my current boyfriend said he lost his at 6 to a 13 year old babysitter - I said that could probably have been criminally punished as rape...
Holy flying red flags Batman!


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Nimmbull said:
Delissandra said:
my current boyfriend said he lost his at 6 to a 13 year old babysitter - I said that could probably have been criminally punished as rape...
Holy flying red flags Batman!

Indeed. Knowing girls who have been in similar situations to that when they were younger... well, it leads to unhappy, chronically depressed adulthoods.




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Zadune Ragefire said:
Nimmbull said:
Delissandra said:
my current boyfriend said he lost his at 6 to a 13 year old babysitter - I said that could probably have been criminally punished as rape...
Holy flying red flags Batman!

Indeed. Knowing girls who have been in similar situations to that when they were younger... well, it leads to unhappy, chronically depressed adulthoods.
But hey, i'm sure your BF is normal Del. Have fun !!




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Men react differently to that kind of stuff, however. He's probably strutting his stuff now thinking, "Mad pimpin in the single digits!"


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Geidon said:
16 here. Honestly though some of you people saying you are good looking should post some pics. Maybe you are giving yourself to much credit? Either way looks isn't to big a factor in getting laid. Just don't set your standards to high. I know a lot of not so good looking people who get laid a lot. Even by some fairly decent looking girls too.
http://www.strike9.com/file.aspx?pat...in+Uniform.jpg
You tell me...I was just going off what other people tell me, but then other people do lie. I've only made out with 1 girl in my life too....I'm on the right.

this should eat up my free strike9 bandwidth pretty quick




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Cortadillo said:
I had to meet up with my friend later at his new GF's appartment so I didn't have time to change. Coincidentally, it was also poker night so I was carrying this big metal suit-case looking thing(it doesn't look like a regular suitcase though, its more long) full of custom chips. She answers the door, I say I'm looking for Brian. She looks at me for a second, new suit, sunglasses and says "Whatever Brian did, I don't know anything about it" lol.
Similar thing happend to me in Hawaii. I was there for a friends wedding, I was one of the best men. The plan was for us all to stay in my hotel room the previous night and head to the wedding place (outdoor area) while the women stayed in the Groom/Bride's room and left seperatly.

Well we also had some other clothes to bring so we could change after the ceremony. So 5 of us all wearing our suits and over half of us wearing sunglasses start walking through the hotel carrying duffel bags with 'odd lumps' in them. (our sneakers) Because the groom has a thing for mob movies it was commented that we looked like a bunch of made men coming back from a hit carrying bodies in our bags.

As we were walking out a around 5 year old boy yelled out to his mother. "Look mom! Its mobsters!" The mothers face as we all looked at the pair of them was priceless. She relaxed abit when we all started grinning and chuckling. But she definatlly had that "Oh ****, what did he just say!" look.

Edit: spaced it out so it didnt look like one huge paragraph


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Here you go TheNickMix, a sliglthy more reliable host than strike9, not 100% though

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/Gntik/...in+Uniform.jpg



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Pearll said:
Did it sound something like this?

Thank you for the pizza, mistah pizza man, but uh-oh, I gots no money to pay for it!

Oh no! Whatever shall we do!?
I knew that quote sounded familiar.. and not from a porno




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