I'm not far behind you, man...I turn 27 this year and oddly enough...I'm feeling it in my knees.
I was working on my roof this last weekend and the ladder slid and fell away from the house. Any normal man would have been trapped until help arrived, however, I simply guaged the distance down, then jumped and relaxed into a forward roll to absorb the impact. My roll was executed flawlessly and I wasn't hurt at all, however, when I was halfway through the roll I hear a "PING!" and as I stand up I realize that my papa-belly has snapped the prong on my belt. This weekend...I go to buy a bigger belt. Damn the late 20s and expanding waist lines.
You think the rest of us do? I just turned 30 in December, my husband will be 33 in a couple weeks. Believe me, we're as clueless as you. We just enjoy our lives, enjoy each other, keep good friends close by, laugh off the idiots, and BBQ on the weekends. Next on the agenda is having children.... I wouldn't have said that 5 years ago. Funny how things work.
Holy cow, you are all making me feel like a kid at 2...oh crap, I just forgot how old I was. Lets see, carry the one...add....22 going on 23! There we go. Yeah, im feeling like the young one one. Guess Ill have to start using this font so you can all read it.
Ive been wearing glasses for about just as long. Its gotten so bad lately, that ive found myself with the book REALLY close up when im reading in bed. Im starting to scare myself. I liked being able to see too
I've got it all figured out, 27, 28 in ... uh, 16 days? hehe.
The answer to the meaning of life is ... theres no answer. Actually thats not right. The real answer is to answer the question of the meaning of life by asking the question in the right way, and even then you will only find out that the only answers are those you make. See. Theres a conundrum there. And 6x7 will only prove a point, not explain the whole thing hahahahaah.
So, find an answer you like and go about fullfiling it. Then when death comes and sinks his cold little fingers into you, you can say to life, Hah! I found my answer and i lived it and screw you, humanity, for trying to impose all these false questions and answers upon me and in general trying to make life miserable. Cause see, theres others out there who fail to grasp the concept of finding their own answers, and in general try to trip up anyone elses journey to finding their own answers out of spite.
Oh, and sometimes, needing answers too badly is bad for you, because sometimes the answers are right there and you don't want to accept them, so you keep searching.
So have i babbled enough yet?
"I'm not trying to cheat death, I'm just trying to make the bastard work hard for it."
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"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." Patton
"The last time I died, wasn't nearly this much fun." Otep
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