Don't be a'scairt. Grab yourself one of those "king" masks and go door to door asking if someone wants to try your new "MEAT-normous" sandwich.
I swear that comercial makes me nearly wet myself laughing every time I see it. It's so chock fulll of innuendo.
Logger-guy cuts down tree to reveal the King with that creepy child-molester-style grin on his face.
King: "Hello there little Logger Boy."
Logger: /smiles "Hello Mr. King"
King: /pulls gigantic meat product from his pants.. "How would you like to try my new Meat-Normous Sandwich?"
Logger: "Um... well I dunno...
King: "Oh c'mon, It's very tasty. And afterwards we can go play on the log."
Logger: "Really? Cool, Ok Mr. King thats sounds fun"