...when he invites me over, and his girlfriend is over, constantly makes out with her while I sit practically beside them and watch tv or play nintendo. I realized what was happening, so I started asking "who else is there?" but he always says no one, so I figure whatever, I'll go over. Then she's there! @#%$.
...when we go out to a movie, he does the aforementioned lack of mentioning of his girlfriend being present, says we'll go do something after the movie, then after the movie says he is going to sleep but his girlfriend goes inside with him too. Why can't he just say "@#%$ ya'll, we're going to @#%$" and stop lying.
Yes, I've tried telling him, that's when he just stopped saying she was over. I don't care to try to resolve this, I just hang out with different people now as much as I can but nights like tonight piss me the @#%$ off!
I would guess your friend has low self esteem, or for some other reason feels the need to put on a show, but I agree it's tacky. You should ask him in private, like when she is in the bathroom or something if he would like it if you invited him over to hang out then made out with a chick and ignored him.
Bro's before ho's.
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Bring it up to him. If he complains.. leave. If he appologizes then does it again.. leave. Ask specifically if she is going to be over there and if she is, ask if they are going to put a show on for ya, because you want to bring lotion this time.
Ill tell my friends in a heartbeat to not do that stuff in front of me. Trying to get over a girl is hard enough, seeing them make out just makes it harder. For you, its just irritating. No since in sticking around hanging out with him, if thats all hes gonna do.
If ya arent the type to just leave, play thier game against them. Next time they start making out, pull a chair up right in front of them, and stare. It will make them feel uncomfortable, that doesnt work.. start coaching him. (grab her hair man!, hand a lil higher on the thigh, MORE TONGUE!!, etc..) And if all else fails, and you are a man of little shame.. pull out some lotion and stare at them while unloading your gun. If anything, maybe she will ask you to join them, snaking her right in front of him.
Good point. Bring a camera, and for those of us that gave you the advise... Digital, at least 2.1 megapixel.. and some decent video is also requested. Audio is optional, unless we get to hear you coaching or him cussing.
As hard as it is to find sex it is even harder to find a good video game. If I REALLY wanted to, $10 and a bologna sandwich would get me 3 hours of fun in St. Louis. I'm afraid I don't want the woman with the latex glove telling me to relax and turn my head, though.
Nimm...please explain more on this theory of me. Lol.
Actually, I just remembered - my best friend and his girlfriend used to start doing stuff somewhat kin to that... it didnt really bother me cause I knew them both real well - but I'd get on my computer and start playing really suggestive music. Ya know, DJing for them. Here are some suggestions:
Adam Sandler - Medium Pace
Sublime - Date Rape
Outhere Brothers - I wanna @#%$ you in the ass
Tenacious D - @#%$ you softly
NIN - Closer