...when he invites me over, and his girlfriend is over, constantly makes out with her while I sit practically beside them and watch tv or play nintendo. I realized what was happening, so I started asking "who else is there?" but he always says no one, so I figure whatever, I'll go over. Then she's there! @#%$.

...when we go out to a movie, he does the aforementioned lack of mentioning of his girlfriend being present, says we'll go do something after the movie, then after the movie says he is going to sleep but his girlfriend goes inside with him too. Why can't he just say "@#%$ ya'll, we're going to @#%$" and stop lying.


Yes, I've tried telling him, that's when he just stopped saying she was over. I don't care to try to resolve this, I just hang out with different people now as much as I can but nights like tonight piss me the @#%$ off!

Kick his ass!

do his girlfriend ....

you know where!!!!

In the back of a Volkswagen?

IN THE POOPER!!!

Well, you could explain your position and get laughed at behind your back, or you could snake her, and have the satisfaction of a job well done.

Your choice.

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

I say when you go over at night and he says he's going to bed and she starts to follow you just go ahead and do the same.

Or snake!

I would guess your friend has low self esteem, or for some other reason feels the need to put on a show, but I agree it's tacky. You should ask him in private, like when she is in the bathroom or something if he would like it if you invited him over to hang out then made out with a chick and ignored him.

Bro's before ho's.
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Bull @#%$. Those that honestly believe that, are well aquainted with their hand and lotion.
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Are you saying your wifes a ho nocte!?

/gasp

Quote: In the back of a Volkswagen?

OMG... so funny.

Yeah, bro before hos doesnt get you very far, unless you really love that sitting around time with the Gamecube and a twenty four of Natural Light.

What's wrong with a Gamecube and a case of Nat. Light?

Bring it up to him. If he complains.. leave. If he appologizes then does it again.. leave. Ask specifically if she is going to be over there and if she is, ask if they are going to put a show on for ya, because you want to bring lotion this time.

Ill tell my friends in a heartbeat to not do that stuff in front of me. Trying to get over a girl is hard enough, seeing them make out just makes it harder. For you, its just irritating. No since in sticking around hanging out with him, if thats all hes gonna do.

If ya arent the type to just leave, play thier game against them. Next time they start making out, pull a chair up right in front of them, and stare. It will make them feel uncomfortable, that doesnt work.. start coaching him. (grab her hair man!, hand a lil higher on the thigh, MORE TONGUE!!, etc..) And if all else fails, and you are a man of little shame.. pull out some lotion and stare at them while unloading your gun. If anything, maybe she will ask you to join them, snaking her right in front of him.

-Morek

Just tell him plainly to stop pulling this @#%$ on you. If the next time you see him and he's doing that, just get up and leave, and shout something appropriately insulting as you walk out the door.

You prefer that to sex, Kaie? Cmon, dude.

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"Hey <friend's name here>, remember that girl you slept with who had herpes? Did you ever get that checked out?"

Morek, you forgot to play photgrapher while giving advice.

Good point. Bring a camera, and for those of us that gave you the advise... Digital, at least 2.1 megapixel.. and some decent video is also requested. Audio is optional, unless we get to hear you coaching or him cussing.

Quote: "Hey <friend's name here>, remember that girl you slept with who had herpes? Did you ever get that checked out?"



thats priceless hahahaha

When you get to be my age, a good video game is much harder to find than sex.

Quote:When you get to be my age, a good video game is much harder to find than sex.

What the hell?

This just further supports my theory that Kaie is actually three people in a house sharing a computer.

I agree, a good video game is harder to find than sex. BUT! Nothing is harder to find, than good sex. And if you have found good sex, video games are the last thing on your mind..

Quote:I agree, a good video game is harder to find than sex. BUT! Nothing is harder to find, than good sex. And if you have found good sex, video games are the last thing on your mind..

If you find good sex, video games are the SECOND thing on your mind!

As hard as it is to find sex it is even harder to find a good video game. If I REALLY wanted to, $10 and a bologna sandwich would get me 3 hours of fun in St. Louis. I'm afraid I don't want the woman with the latex glove telling me to relax and turn my head, though.

Nimm...please explain more on this theory of me. Lol.

If by "finding sex" you mean getting a prostitute (or a total skank), then I might agree with your statement.

But then, I can find plenty of good games, I just dont have the time to play them

Yeah, I was talkin good, free lovin.

Not doing a heroin addict in a bus station restroom.

Thats why I keep a copy of the old Leisure Suit Larry games around. That way you can get sex AND a video game.

One of three things
1) Like someone said, he has low self esteem and want's the attention

2) He's clueless, and doesn't realize how rude he is being

3) He and her are turned on by the attention and/or are looking to take it up a notch.

Maybe they're interested in a 3-some?

Huh? I heard threesome... sorry... the word stood out... who where when?

We already went over this on the first page in the back of a Volkswagon.

Actually, I just remembered - my best friend and his girlfriend used to start doing stuff somewhat kin to that... it didnt really bother me cause I knew them both real well - but I'd get on my computer and start playing really suggestive music. Ya know, DJing for them. Here are some suggestions:

Adam Sandler - Medium Pace
Sublime - Date Rape
Outhere Brothers - I wanna @#%$ you in the ass
Tenacious D - @#%$ you softly
NIN - Closer

Hope this helps

Anything from melt banana
Ween, let me lick your @#%$
ah yeah that would be hilarious.

Quote:@#%$ you softly
her gently

You gotta @#%$ her discretely

Ball is a filtered word?

It is, if you order it from ZANZIBAR!!

If you've got the nuts for it one time, just slide up close to her and start rubbing her leg and give the chin up thrust, "How YOU doin?"