So we were in line at the Drive Through at Dunkin Donuts today after my daughter's dance class. We were ordering lunch for the family to take back home, so I had a list of things I wanted. And then this woman starts yelling at us for ordering so much. Something about going to the grocery store instead.

Anyway, I shrugged my shoulders, finished my order, and pulled up ahead. The person in front of me musta ordered a bunch of stuff too, cause they were a while at the window. And all along I see the woman behind me muttering and cussing to herself about how long it was taking. She then started yelling out the window and honking her horn.

So of course, I do what any reasonable person would do, I rolled down my window and yelled at her to shut the hell up. To which she started squawking at me some more. To which I replied, "Aren't you a little fat and ugly to be so impatient?" Her: "....muttermuttermutter"

To which my daughter replied, aghast, "Daddy, why did you say that? Why did you call her ugly? That wasn't very nice."

Fek.

"Daddy wasn't being very nice, I shouldn't have said that."
"Why not? Why weren't you being nice?"
"...."

Fek.

I managed to change the subject to the woman behind us being impatient and yelling and honking her horn, but still, I think I failed my duty today :p

Haha!

Do the right thing, and sign her up for the Safehouse today! We'll raise her right.

Nothing a donut can't fix, my dear crappy papa.

Ordering Lunch at Dunkin Doughnuts?

I want a Dozen glazed, and a box of munchkins for dessert.

"Because I have to be at work early to light and heat the earth."

DHITP was never mentioned/uttered, so you're doing ok.

The only thing I have to say to you is, when you think you're being a crappy daddy, remember the mayonnaise story.

You are still in the running for FoTY, trust me on this.

Haha. That rules.

I also am a bad roll model for my brother.

Oh man, I'm a terrible influence on my younger brother.

Ho ho ho!

if you are ordering lunch at Dunkin Donuts
why the hell are complaining about fat people !

I would have told her it is ok to yell at asshats like her (the woman)

Edit: And WTFRoadRage, who yells at people in front of them for ordering too much through a drive through

Zing!

Dunkin Donuts rules for lunch. You can basically get breakfast sandwiches all day there.

Unlike skankington McDonalds that cuts me off at 10!

I needs my bacon!

i doubt anyone has ever used the words role and model in the same sentence when talking about me!

The fact that you you know what you did shows you arnt a bad dad.
We Dont have Dunkin Donuts in the UK but they dont sound like good nutrition..... but then kids deserve a treat now and then

So many things you could do with a person like that normally you just cant do when you have a child in the car... they start with getting out of your car and going over telling them politly how rude they are and ending with getting out going over and slapping the bitch silly with a wet fish whilst shouting shut up you ignorant..... ok maybe a little silly....

I once saw my dad chasingthe fat neighbor kid down the street screaming at him after he pulled one of the stakes around our freshly planted yard out and broke it over his knee. I was 16 or so at the time so I just busted out laughing.

I totally inspired the neighborhood teens into having sex with teenagers.

I'm a hero.

I wasted my teenage years NOT having sex with other teenagers. Now I know, all too late, the foolishness of my ways, and the opportunity is passed. :(

Whaddaya mean? Teenager girls are wicked easy these days. And you're the old guy they ignore teenage boys for. REVENGE!

Hot damn, you're right.

Gonna grab me a fishing pole and a 6-pack of beer. *Jumps in the car and heads for the high school*

Bad Nocte bad... good thinking but bad none the less!

I jest now because my daughter is only 2.




Plus I'm getting my perv-freak-on in honor of Llabak's birthday.

I gotta say, I never got ditched for a purple-haired, game-developing 30-something.

Nocte, Id like to go on record saying:

STAY AWAY FROM MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER!

Or we might make you go hunting with Cheney.

Hey I'm not a 30-something yet, I've got a ways to go

maybe because you were dating girls ?

Man, Krim is taking a beating in this thread.

By his own hands? Or at the hands of others? ..........

There may or may not have been massage oil involved.

Recently, the only beatings I've known have been self inflicted.

Suddenly, Llabak doesn't seem like a bad role model.

On a related note, scientists report that cancer isn't such a bad disease.

On a completely unrelated note, the laws of comparative quality recently experience a drastic shift into the negative.

Suddenly, Darth doesn't seem terribly unfunny!