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WE GOT REAL SNAKES ON A PLANE!!! lc
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,197976,00.html

Pilot Fights Black Snake Stowaway on Plane
Friday, June 02, 2006

CHARLESTON, W.Va. — Monty Coles was 3,000 feet in the air when he discovered a stowaway peeking out at him from the plane's instrument panel — a 4 1/2-foot black snake.

Coles had left Charleston earlier for a leisurely flight over the West Virginia countryside last Saturday in his Piper Cherokee and was preparing to land in Gallipolis, Ohio, when the snake revealed itself.

"Nothing in any of the manuals ever described anything like this," the 62-year-old Cross Lanes resident said. But the advice given 25 years earlier from his flight instructor immediately came to mind: "No matter what happens, fly the plane."

An attempt to swat the snake only resulted in it falling to Coles' feet under the rudder pedals. It then darted to the other side of the cockpit.

While maintaining control of the single-engine plane with one hand, Coles grabbed the reptile behind its head with his other.

"There was no way I was letting that thing go. It coiled all around my arm, and its tail grabbed hold of a lever on the floor and started pulling," Coles said.

The next step was to radio for emergency landing clearance.

"They came back and asked what my problem was. I told them I had one hand full of snake and the other hand full of plane. They cleared me in."

After a smooth landing, Coles posed for pictures with the snake, then let it loose.

"That snake resides in Ohio now," he said. "I wasn't about to bring it home. I don't mind snakes, but I sure like to know where they are."

Coles said he was lucky his usual travel companions, his wife and dachshund, were not on the flight.

"If my wife had been in the plane, I wouldn't have a wife, a plane or myself," Coles said. "I don't know what might have happened if Killer had been in the plane, but it sure would have been a lot more exciting."



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"I told them I had one hand full of snake and the other hand full of plane. They cleared me in."



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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snakes in the house!

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Oh wait, nevermind.
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"I told them I had one hand full of snake and the other hand full of plane. They cleared me in."
Can this go in the quote rotation...please?


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"Don't mind him. That's Reggie. Wouldn't hurt a soul."

"I can't stand snakes."



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Krimzan said:
Can this go in the quote rotation...please?
Can we just get the quote rotation back...please?


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Solanar said:
Can we just get the quote rotation back...please?
Aye! I'm visiting old versions of the SH on the waybackmachine just to read em.



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DarkOmen42 said:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snakes in the house!

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Oh wait, nevermind.
the pic with the tail looping thru his glasses /shudder ick.

Snakes don't bother me on the ground. I've even pet one on their scaley skin, but never held one fully. Just not my thing, but I respect them and their ability to eat vermin.


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"I told them I had one hand full of snake and the other hand full of plane.
Something tells me he's not the first pilot to have one hand full of snake and the other full of plane.


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I just fed him a rat today, man did that thing squeal when he hit it, lol.




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