Boll challenges critics to a boxing match

Deltar Battlewall

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Boll challenges critics to a boxing match

Posted: 06-12-06, 04:12 PM

Just in case you thought it couldn't get any weirder from Uwe Boll, something like this comes along and completely throws the universe off balance:

http://www.joblo.com/index.php?id=11693

Koru

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Re: Boll challenges critics to a boxing match

Posted: 06-12-06, 04:30 PM

I really want to see Uwe Boll make video games and get into it with Jack Thompson, there would be no losers in that scenarion.

Toprem

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Re: Boll challenges critics to a boxing match

Posted: 06-12-06, 04:43 PM

Seriously, where in the name of almighty god do I sign the **** up and am I allowed to use "The Stinger?"

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Trolo

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Re: Boll challenges critics to a boxing match

Posted: 06-12-06, 04:45 PM

Wait a minute. Vin Diesel likes video games. Somebody notify him!

THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS // SING INTO MY MOUTH

Jhani Vandolay

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Re: Boll challenges critics to a boxing match

Posted: 06-12-06, 04:53 PM

Somebody notify Kordesh, he can

him.

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Re: Boll challenges critics to a boxing match

Posted: 06-12-06, 04:54 PM

<3 Jhani

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Re: Boll challenges critics to a boxing match

Posted: 06-12-06, 05:27 PM

yea, you can all go home now.. Jhani wins this years prize.

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Re: Boll challenges critics to a boxing match

Posted: 06-12-06, 05:37 PM

Man! It's only ******* June!

Cantatus

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Re: Boll challenges critics to a boxing match

Posted: 06-12-06, 07:01 PM

Beat the **** out of Uwe Boll? Doesn't this just encourage people to be even more vehement against his movies? I mean, people are going to be clamoring for that prize.

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Re: Boll challenges critics to a boxing match

Posted: 06-12-06, 07:31 PM

#10

See you all in January. :(

innur

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Re: Boll challenges critics to a boxing match

Posted: 06-12-06, 07:37 PM

#11

i heard about Blood rayne and thought WOOT.

then i heard it was a Uwe Boll film so i thought it would suck.

i saw blood rayne and i was right.

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Re: Boll challenges critics to a boxing match

Posted: 06-12-06, 07:38 PM

#12

Cantatus said:
	Beat the **** out of Uwe Boll? Doesn't this just encourage people to be even more vehement against his movies? I mean, people are going to be clamoring for that prize.

They had to have posted two critical articles in 2005, so no hopping on the bandwagon in 2006 and hoping to get to beat him up.

I wish I'd have written a few critical articles; I think I could take him (and I could have "TheSafehouse.org" inked onto my back while I fight to give us free advertising

). But seriously, this is firstly just an advertising gimmick, and secondly makes me think that Postal is going to live up to the same standards as his existing movies. On behalf of all British Columbians I personally apologize that Vancouver let Uwe Boll film his movie here.

DarthEnder said:
	Man! It's only ******* June!

And yet you've already used up your asterisk quota for the year

Toprem

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Re: Boll challenges critics to a boxing match

Posted: 06-16-06, 06:41 PM

#13

ahahahahaaahaha

Diabalein Avidyia

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Re: Boll challenges critics to a boxing match

Posted: 06-17-06, 07:34 PM

#14

he has a boxing record by the way, so at least he has some kind of experience at it...although he also has some experience directing...I dont know if that means he can fight or if it means he sucks at that as well.

Life...is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once in a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you're left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts, which if you are desperate enough to eat leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper wrappers.-- Cancer Man.