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Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7 comics
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Here's the news report you've all been waiting for:

That’s right folks.

Oni Press, in cooperation with The Colbert Report and Comedy Central will be publishing a series of comics based off of the unpublished sci-fi masterpiece Stephen Colbert’s Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure.

The manuscript is currently on permanent loan to the Smithsonian Institute where it is being preserved for future generations.

Everybody here at Oni is happy to be doing our patriotic duty by bringing this work to a larger audience.

Stay tuned for more news!
For those of you unaware of the masterpiece that is Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7, here is Chapter One.


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Re: Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7 comics
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Someone should give Colbert a Bulwer-Lytton for this beauty:

I deactivated my solivisor as I stepped through the autoslide doors of the Planetary Government and Social Protection Programs building's majestic lobby, the newly transparent fluxiglass lenses giving me a clear view of the lobby's central feature—a hologram of the New Geneva cityscape that couldn't help but call attention, I wryly thought to myself, to the fact that the PGSPP building was by far the tallest in the city, a result of the demolition order that was the first law passed when the new New Terran government, the Planetary Parliament, was formed by the merger of the European Regency Council and the East-West Oversight Alliance.
The run-ons only get better though.



THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS // SING INTO MY MOUTH

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Re: Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7 comics
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Ruccus said:
For those of you unaware of the masterpiece that is Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7, here is Chapter One.
After you're done with chapter 1, read chapter 26. It's hilarious.


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Re: Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7 comics
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Trolo said:
The run-ons only get better though.
I'm not sure how that writing style would translate over to a comic though. With pictures taking the place of all that excess description...


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Uranian Megasex would be a great character name.




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