Wow, I mean I've heard of evolution at work but wow, that woman just took it to a whole new level. A sick and twisted level but there's still a small part of me that's certainly going to hell that's admiring the directness of this approach to natural selection.
Wow. Based on what Caowyth said, I made the mistake of going in search of the mugshot, so I clicked on "Discuss". I can feel myself getting stupider just by reading the thread titles contained therein. Very sad.
I'll be accepting the award on behalf of Ms. Graham who is currently incarcerated in PA State Penetentury. But she would like to thank God, Her Baby's Daddy, Her Baby and of course the nice state of PA for incarcerating her."
Is it better to use a baby 2-handed, one handed with shield, or dual-wielded?
Clearly, babies do not weigh enough to impart the +1 damage for wielding them 2 handed. Therefore using one with a shield would be optimal I think...plus depending on your play style, it might count as 2 shields.
Well, I guess you could count them as both shields and swords depending on usage. So you could dual wield them but use one as a shield and the other as a weapon. Of course you lose precision that way, so using a baby 1hand is probably better unless you have ambidextrous and dual wield maxed.
But if you want to enchant a baby to get a +1 baby, it has to be a masterpiece baby! Do you know how difficult it is to get those?
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But seriously, that woman should be forcibly sterilized. If she endangered the life of her child by taking a swipe at the child's father WITH the child, there's no reason why she should ever be allowed to have another one. Period.
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Using a baby as a shield? Oh man that would be perfect for an evil campaign.
"Find yourself hunted by the law? Constantly hounded by goody-2-shoes? Try our patented defense against do-gooders! New 'BabyShield' technology straps living breathing babies to your body, preventing anyone with a conscience from physically attacking you! Never worry about those pesky paladin broadswords again! And as a bonus, when the babies eventually die you can throw their corpses at your opponent for a guarenteed distraction! Call now and we'll throw in a two week supply of baby formula for free! Are you a necromancer, or travel with one? Nothing makes a good-alined citizen hesitate like a walking dead baby, statisically proven to be more effective than caltrops while making an escape!"
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