To the website with the "diary" of the guy after a zombie outbreak?

Muffins to someone that can give it to me.

Are these muffins you speak of real or metaphorical?

Sadly, metaphorical.

Otis-Spunkmeyer still refuses to send me free muffins, regardless of multiple offers of pocket lint, and moths.

Well, if youre offering lint or moths than you're not really asking for free muffins.

For a food company, that's got to be one of the most unappealing company names out there.

someone get this man a link, i want to see this as i am hopelessly addicted to zombies.