MSHA= Mine Safety Health Association. Think OSHA but even more anal retentive. I work in a rock quarry doing quality control and rock quarries count as mines.
A reportable incident is an injury that requires medical attention. Reportable incidents can lead to investigations and other fun things like fines etc.
I did the spoiler thing as a joke since it really wasn't much of a rant. I was not disappointed by the responses I laughed at most of them.
And what does being married have to do with whacking off?
It doesn't look too bad there though it looks like I need to teach my wife how to use the macro feature on our camera.