He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. -Douglas Adams (Hitch Hikers Guide)
"Forums: You have to form your opinions immediately based on jack s*it then fight them to the death! It's like Highlander, but instead of swords we use ignorance."
I'm just glad that this isn't gaining steam like the equally idiotic 9/11 conspiracy theories. Otherwise that much stupid combined together would reach some sort of critical mass, sapping the intelligence of everyone who sees it.