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Son Honors Dad's Wish, Hires Stripper for Funeral
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Son Honors Dad's Wish, Hires Stripper for Taiwan Funeral

A man hired a stripper to perform at the funeral of his father — who happened to have a fondness for gentlemen's clubs, according to reports from Taiwan.

Taiwanese newspaper the United Daily News reported that Cai Jinlai had been promised a stripper for his funeral if he lived to 100.

Jinlai was 103 when he died — reportedly leaving behind more than 100 "descendants."

He had died after walking about 3.1 miles to a town in Taichung County to vote in an election in the Taichung.

His son, Cai Ruigong, told the newspaper that he had paid more than $170 for the stripper to dance around the coffin at the funeral.

"He would travel around the island with his friends to see these [strip] shows," Ruigong said.

According to reports, the exotic dancer performance at the funeral lasted 10 minutes.


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And we have the winner of the "Son of the Year" award.


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And also "Voter of the Year" award. Too bad he's dead and can't receive it.



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Before I clicked on the link, I read the thread title and thought to myself, "Now what state would that have taken place in?" My instincts said Georgia, or maybe Florida. You threw me a curveball though with the Taiwan locale, however.


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What no stripper of the year award?


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What no stripper of the year award?
That would depend on who got the lapdance.


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$170 for 10 minutes of dancing...

I think the stripper deserves a reward too


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I think we can all be safe in assuming that the fathers life had a happy ending


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Grooooan....


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Qutsmnie said:
Grooooan....
Oh come on! The thread about the guy who shoots his wife is full of puns, I make one and get a groan? No fair!


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Xynn said:
I think we can all be safe in assuming that the fathers life had a happy ending
Wouldn't giving a corpse a stiffy be redundant?


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A good son does this sort of thing.

A perfect son hires a stripper with necrophilia.



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A perfect son hires a stripper with necrophilia.
That's not a stripper. At that point, she's a prostitute.


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that depends, seeing how he is dead at that point wouldnt he be considered an it and hence be something like a dildo?




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