The college idealists who fill the ranks of the environmental movement seem willing to do absolutely anything to save the biosphere, except take science courses and learn something about it. -- P.J. O'Rourke

Democracy is a form of religion. It is the worship of jackals by jackasses. -- H.L. Mencken

Brelkor Blackhammer
Wanderer of universes, conquerer of malty beverages.

"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." Patton

"The last time I died, wasn't nearly this much fun." Otep

Dead men tell no tales. The undead never shut up.

Have you ever pondered the advantages and disadvantages of a hemophiliac werewolf?

If you love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home and leave us in peace. We don't seek your counsel, we don't seek your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countryman. - Samuel Adams