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How about a rant about pets that create dead animals...
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Ok enough is enough!!

Damn dogs killed their the 4th chipmunk in 2 days.

Pico, my female just lay down at my feet and started crunching on something. I looked down and saw her crunching on the head!

I just had to run to the kitchen sink because I was throwing up.

Talk about needing a spew alert!!

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My boss has a girlfriend and when she comes over for the night his cat will kill a mouse or bird and put it in her shoe.... or just crap in it..


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Exactly... where's the picture... vomiting can wait.



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Exactly... where's the picture... vomiting can wait.
OH GROSS...NO WAY!!!

I made my son pick the half eaten body up with a napkin, throw it outside and close the dog door flap then wipe the floor while I hid my eyes.

It sounded like someone cracking a walnut <shudder>


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Never ate chipmunks before, I bet the meat is tough. But if they are anything like squirrels? Num Yummy!


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Never ate chipmunks before, I bet the meat is tough. But if they are anything like squirrels? Num Yummy!
Boys are gross!!


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and the dog has rodent breath


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Just wait till your dogs bring you your neighbors cat. Try explaining that to your neighbor. That is always fun.


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OH GROSS...NO WAY!!!

I made my son pick the half eaten body up with a napkin, throw it outside and close the dog door flap then wipe the floor while I hid my eyes.

It sounded like someone cracking a walnut <shudder>
I like, and respect, your parenting. I'd make my children clean up that kinda **** too.


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Aww, that's so sweet of her. Although the fact that she didn't wait to see if you wanted to eat the chipmunk is rather worrying.


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My pitmix always thought it was great fun to try and be "mommy dog" to gophers till one day a gopher bit off the end of his ear! From then on out he ate there asses!!! He is a good dog

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Be glad yoru dog didn't "shake"' the chipmunk to death.

when I was about 10yrs old, our dog cornered a ground squirrel in our garage. I went over to see what he had. I arrived at just the time for the dog to make his move (I guess he thought I was going to let it go or take it). Our dog pounced, grabbed the ground squirrel in it's teeth and shook it. I kid you not, I suddenly had ground squirrel blood, guts and parts all over me. It just disintergated all over me, the walls and the dog.



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Be glad yoru dog didn't "shake"' the chipmunk to death.
Oh...they DID that and more...they played tug o war and keep away for a bit before she sat at my feet. I THOUGHT she had left it outside.

My husband and kids now have a score board set up...Dogs 6 - Chipmunks 0


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My husband and kids now have a score board set up...Dogs 6 - Chipmunks 0


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Hey at least you were home when it happened.

We got home from a weekend away to find bits of rabbit all over the house. There was bunny fur EVERYWHERE. We didn't find the last bit of it until we moved.


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Get used to it. You have terriers, which were bred to kill rodents. It's just about hardwired in their little doggie brains.



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Get used to it. You have terriers, which were bred to kill rodents. It's just about hardwired in their little doggie brains.
Oh yeah I KNOW that..this bringing them in the house and eating them is the NEW part.

Used to be, we would just find dead bodies but nooo NOW they have to start eating them.

Our Dauchunds were even worse. When we were in CA we used to have dead possums ALL the time. My Bostons have only managed to kill 2 and they were left UNeaten <thank goodness>


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Oh yeah I KNOW that..this bringing them in the house and eating them is the NEW part.

Used to be, we would just find dead bodies but nooo NOW they have to start eating them.

Our Dauchunds were even worse. When we were in CA we used to have dead possums ALL the time. My Bostons have only managed to kill 2 and they were left UNeaten <thank goodness>
Bostons?? You have Boston Terriers? I DEMAND pictures. We got our first Boston 3 years back, and I don't think it will be our last (I love our little fart/burp machine!).


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Bostons?? You have Boston Terriers? I DEMAND pictures. We got our first Boston 3 years back, and I don't think it will be our last (I love our little fart/burp machine!).
I've got 3... Taco <male> was our first, he's 6. Then we got Pico <female> she's 4. And we have their son Guacamole, hes 1 1/2<Guac for short> but hes gone off to college with my son.

I could only find a picture of Guac as a pup...
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Ahhhh, so darn cute!!!! I've added our Penelope as my Avatar. She's dressed up for last year's Halloween (she was a witch, and as you can see she's not too happy about it - and I didn't do it, my wife did).


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Bostons are habit forming...once you get one you just can't stop AND you can't imagine getting another breed


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Am I the only one who thinks they look like alien dogs?



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am I The Only One Who Thinks They Look Like Alien Dogs?
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am I The Only One Who Thinks They Look Like Alien Dogs?
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I'd love to know just how the hell you pulled that lower-case/upper-case switcheroo on me...


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wow just noticed that myself..

hmmm im guessing that its part of the quote system, although I would expect someone would have caught it before now..

Id look more into it for ya, but, uh, I cant.


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Bostons are habit forming...once you get one you just can't stop AND you can't imagine getting another breed
After eating at the chinese place down the street, I'm gonna have to agree with this.


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I'm sorry to disappoint but the only dog worthy of addiction is Mr Fluffybutt himself.
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Wow, Stalk, beautiful dog! Really missing mine now.


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Wow, Stalk, beautiful dog! Really missing mine now.
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I love mutts! Mutts love me! Thats why we are one big happy FAAAAAAAAAAAMILY!!!! well ok we have 1 purebred devil spawn monster... but we love him too



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The Boston puppy pic is adorable

I wish I had a pic of Athena as a puppy. She looked like a baby bear cub!

Both of my dogs have killed/captured a bird this year. I was very upset because it was near my bird feeder. 1 was half blind and probably woudl have starved, but still...



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I'm sorry Stalk but that last pic reminds of me a joke.
A bear and a rabbit were copping a squat in the woods, when it started to rain. The bear turns around and asks the rabbit:

"Say, Mr Rabbit, does poo stick to your fur?"

The Rabbit was very proud of his plush white hairy bits, so naturally he replied: "Why, Mr Bear, of course not."

So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt with it.


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Pico, my female just lay down at my feet and started crunching on something. I looked down and saw her crunching on the head!
I just realized that VR's dog is a zombie going after juicy chipmunk brains.

I'd start putting the dog out when I went to bed if I were you VR.


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I just realized that VR's dog is a zombie going after juicy chipmunk brains.

I'd start putting the dog out when I went to bed if I were you VR.
Can Zombies go up stairs? or is it just ladders they cant climb??


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Can Zombies go up stairs? or is it just ladders they cant climb??
According to the Zombie Survival Guide just ladders.


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According to the Zombie Survival Guide just ladders.
DAMN...oh well I guess Im just gonna take my chances


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Don't say I didn't warn you.


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Id look more into it for ya, but, uh, I cant.
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indeed it was.

I cant tell you how liberating it was being away and not having to always check on things.




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